Zoology Puns

Animal Behavior

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!
What do you call a sheep that can do math? A mathematician!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to become a hot dog!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because he was well-armed!
What do you call a lizard that sings? A rap-tile!
Why are elephants never lonely? Because they always have a trunk full of friends!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
Why did the snail take a ride on the turtle's back? He wanted to get there faster!
What do you call a cow that can play an instrument? A moo-sician!

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A duck tape!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!
What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!
What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian? A punny feathered friend!
Why don’t birds use social media? They already have Twitter!
What do you call a bird who is a great musician? A tweet-heart!
Why did the owl break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a hoot!
What do you call a bird that loves to dance? A flamingo-trot!
Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire? He wanted to make a long distance caw!
What do you call a flying primate? A bat-tastic creature!
Why was the peacock so proud? Because he was a little bit flashy!
What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane!
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
What do you call a bird who gets lost? A where-owl!
Why can't you trust an eagle? Because they are always swooping in!
What did the bird say to the worm? You crack me up!
What do you call a bird with a great sense of humor? A pun-cockatoo!
Why did the pigeon bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to carry its own coo!
What do you call a bird that loves to play basketball? A hoopoe!
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill!

What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a lizard that tells jokes? A pun-gecko!
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy!
Why did the alligator wear a vest? Because he wanted to be an investi-gator!
What do you call a reptile that loves to dance? A salsa-viper!
Why are snakes so good at math? Because they can always add up their scales!
What do you call a lazy lizard? A slowpoke!
Why did the chameleon break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't find his true colors!
What do you call a crocodile who loves to play cards? A poker gator!
Why did the gecko break up with his girlfriend? He found her too clingy!
What do you call a snake that is a detective? A sleuth-snake!
Why don't alligators like fast food? Because they can't catch it!
What do you call a frog that likes to play hide and seek? A hop-skip!
Why did the salamander go to school? To improve its newt-elligence!
What do you call a reptile who is great at video games? A gamer-tile!
Why did the toad sit on the bus? Because it wanted to leap to new heights!
What do you call a snake that loves to work out? A fitness viper!
Why are amphibians so good at multitasking? Because they can jump between tasks!
What do you call a lizard that loves to tell stories? A tale-gecko!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site!
What do you call a bug that can't stop singing? A humbug!
Why are ants so good at math? Because they always work in teams!
What did the ladybug say to the spider? Stop bugging me!
Why did the caterpillar go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real butterfly bash!
What do you call a bee that is having a bad hair day? A frizz-bee!
Why did the grasshopper hop around the garden? Because it was feeling jumpy!
What do you call a mosquito that’s great at telling jokes? A pun-squito!
Why did the fly fail school? Because it couldn't stop buzzing around!
What do you call a spider that’s a great musician? A web guitarist!
Why did the ant bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to travel light!
What do you call a dancing insect? A jitterbug!
Why don't mosquitoes like to play cards? They always get swatted!
What did the roach say to the chef? You make me feel so fried!
Why did the beetle break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy!
What do you call a bug that tells the best stories? A narracaterpillar!
Why did the wasp get a promotion? Because it was a real buzz-iness pro!
What do you call an insect that loves to play hide and seek? A sneak bug!
Why did the dragonfly get kicked out of school? Because it kept bugging the teacher!
What do you call a lazy insect? A snooze-bug!