Young Adult Puns

School Life

I told my teacher I wanted to be a chef, but she said I should stick to the syllabus.
Why did the textbook look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
The chemistry teacher was really good at making solutions.
Why was the computer cold in class? It left its Windows open!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why was the music teacher so good at playing hide and seek? Because she always had the perfect pitch!
I told my science teacher I wanted to be a physicist, but she said I needed to work on my gravity.
I got in trouble for using my phone in class. I guess I shouldn't have texted my teacher, 'I'm not paying attention!'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I asked my history teacher if I could do a project on the Roman Empire. She said, 'That sounds like a Caesar salad!'
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
I told my art teacher I wanted to draw a dinosaur, but she said it was too prehistoric.
Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
I’m really good at math, but I just can’t seem to find my x.
Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school!
I told my friend I was going to be a doctor, but he said I should stick to my studies!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Friendship

My friend told me I was bad at puns, but I think that's just a pun-derstatement!
We’re like a really small gang… we call ourselves the 'Punny Bunch.'
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I wanted to be friends with the dictionary, but I just couldn’t find the right words.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
My friend is a baker; she really knows how to make dough!
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3… I’m counting on you to laugh at my jokes!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
We’re such good friends, we finish each other’s sandwiches!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of our friendship!
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, I’d miss you so much!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
I told my best friend I was going to start a band. He said, 'You can’t even carry a tune!'
If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’m here for you… unless I’m busy!
Why are friends like stars? Because you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there!
Our friendship is like a good pasta; it’s saucy and always al dente!
Why did the computer keep freezing? Because it couldn’t find its friends online!
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
You and I are like a really bad pun; we just keep getting worse!

Romance

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together!
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
You must be a campfire because you’re hot and I want s'more!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s with you!
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future!
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

Pop Culture

I told my friend I was going to start a band called '1023MB' but we haven’t gotten a gig yet!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like Hollywood!
I wanted to be a professional skateboarder, but I quit because I couldn't handle the pressure!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, just like a good Netflix series!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of acting!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like a reality show!
I asked my friend if he’d like to play a game of chess. He said, 'Sure, but I’m not that good at it.' I told him, 'That’s okay, we can just wing it like a sitcom!'
You know you’re getting old when you remember when Disney Channel was just for kids!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough to support my Netflix habit.
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t find the right pitch!
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist!
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
Why did the computer get cold? It left its Windows open during the latest blockbuster!
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s just too cheesy!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, just like the characters in a soap opera!
I told my friend I was going to become a professional baseball player. He said, 'Better aim for the big leagues, not just the minor ones!'
Why do ghosts make terrible liars? Because you can see right through them, just like the plot twists in a film!

Social Media

I told my friend I was going to start a social media page for dogs. It’s going to be a real pup-ular page!
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open during a livestream!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough to keep my Instagram followers happy!
I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s hard when you keep getting tagged in food pics!
Why did the smartphone go to school? To improve its texting skills!
I told my friend I was going to be a social media influencer. He said, 'Good luck with your filter!'
Why did the Instagram model break up with her boyfriend? He couldn’t handle her 'likes'!
I started a new workout routine called the 'Scroll-Up Challenge.' It’s exhausting!
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open while browsing memes!
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together during a Zoom call?
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
I told my friends I was going to start a motivational quote page. They said, 'You’re really good at being punny!'
Why did the social media manager get kicked out of the bar? Too many 'un-follows'!
I’m starting a new trend called 'Social Media Detox.' It’s just me taking a nap!
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car accident? He’s all right now, but still can’t post on social media!
Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend? She had too many tabs open!
I told my friend I wanted to be a meme creator. He said, 'You’ve got to be quick with that wit!'
Why did the social media influencer go broke? She couldn’t find her 'followers' anymore!
I’ve decided to become a professional meme maker. I hope it’s a pun-derful career!
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost its contacts!
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a cat meme, I’d be rich by now!