Thanksgiving Puns
Turkey Puns
- I'm just here for the turkey and the stuffing.
- What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing, wing!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
- I can't believe it's not butter... it's turkey!
- Talk turkey to me!
- I’m stuffed like a turkey!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The butterball!
- I told my turkey to get a job, but it just fluffed off.
- Why did the turkey sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
- I’m on a see-food diet; I see turkey and I eat it!
- What did the turkey say to the computer? ‘Google, google!’
- Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a turkey with a monocle? A ‘fowl’ gentleman!
- What did the turkey say to the chef? ‘You’re stuffing me!’
- I’m just a turkey looking for my flock.
- What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of ‘gobble’!
- Why don’t turkeys like to play cards? They’re afraid of cheaters!
- What did the turkey say to the salad? ‘Lettuce meet!’
- I can’t wait to gobble my way through Thanksgiving!
- What did the turkey say when it won the lottery? ‘I’m feeling stuffed!’
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!
Food Puns
- I can’t wait to get my hands on that pumpkin pie!
- I’m on a roll, and it’s a dinner roll!
- Lettuce be thankful for all this food!
- You’re the apple of my pie!
- You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!
- I’m feeling grate about this cheese platter!
- This meal is un-beet-able!
- You’ve got to be squashing me!
- I’m just here for the ‘gravy’ train!
- This feast is so good, it’s ‘a-maize-ing’!
- I’m ‘berry’ thankful for this cranberry sauce!
- Let’s taco ‘bout how good this food is!
- I’m not ‘yam’-ping, this dinner is fantastic!
- I’m stuffed like a turkey, bring on the leftovers!
- This stuffing is the ‘stuff’ of legends!
- I’m feeling ‘squash-tastic’ today!
- What did the mashed potato say? ‘I’m feeling a little whipped!’
- Don’t go bacon my heart this Thanksgiving!
- This food is so good, it’s ‘egg-cellent’!
- You are ‘thyme’-less in my heart!
- I’m ‘grate-ful’ for this meal!
- This feast is ‘pumpkin’ my spirits!
Family Puns
- I’m ‘gravy’ to be with my family this Thanksgiving!
- We’re all ‘stuffed’ with love this holiday!
- Family is what ‘gobble’ means to me!
- You’re one ‘turkey’ of a family!
- I’m ‘squash-ed’ between my relatives!
- I’m ‘thankful’ for my family, even the ‘fowl’ ones!
- What did the family say before dinner? ‘Let’s take a moment to ‘carve’ out some gratitude!’
- I’m ‘berry’ thankful for my family!
- You’re the ‘mashed’ potatoes to my turkey!
- Family gatherings are just ‘gravy’!
- What do you call a family of turkeys? A ‘flock’ of love!
- We’re ‘cranberry’ close as a family!
- This family is ‘egg-stra’ special!
- What’s a family’s favorite game? ‘Turkey’ bingo!
- I’m just here to ‘ketchup’ with my family!
- What do you call it when your family is late for dinner? ‘Turkey time’!
- Family time is the ‘stuffing’ of life!
- What did one turkey say to the other? ‘We’re so ‘gobble’ together!’
- Our family is ‘unbe-leaf-able’!
- I’m ‘stuffed’ with gratitude for my family!
- We’re a ‘poultry’ in motion this Thanksgiving!
Thankfulness Puns
- I’m ‘grateful’ for this delicious meal!
- What do you call a thankful turkey? A ‘thankful-gobbler’!
- I’m ‘thankful’ for leftovers!
- Thanksgiving is a time to ‘give thanks’ and ‘gobble’ up good food!
- What’s a thankful turkey’s favorite song? ‘Thank You for Being a Friend’!
- I’m ‘grateful’ for the little things in life!
- What did the thankful pumpkin say? ‘I’m thankful I was chosen!’
- Thanksgiving is ‘thyme’ to reflect on what we’re thankful for!
- I’m ‘thankful’ for the ‘gobble’ in my life!
- What do you call a thankful feast? A ‘thanks-giving’!
- I’m ‘gravy’ to be here with you all!
- What’s a thankful turkey’s favorite holiday? ‘Thanks-giving’!
- I’m thankful for my friends, family, and food—mostly food!
- Feeling ‘thankful’ is a ‘pie’-ty for the heart!
- What’s a grateful turkey’s favorite word? ‘Thank you!’
- Thanksgiving is when we count our blessings and ‘gobble’ them up!
- I’m ‘thankful’ for this ‘gobble’ of joy!
- What do you call a grateful cook? A ‘thankful chef’!
- What’s a thankful chef’s motto? ‘Baste and be thankful!’
- I’m ‘thankful’ for all the love around this table!
- What did the thankful turkey say? ‘I’m ‘gobble’-ing with gratitude!’
Fall Puns
- I’m ‘falling’ for this Thanksgiving feast!
- What do you call a turkey at Thanksgiving? A ‘fall’ fowl!
- I’m ‘leafing’ my worries behind this holiday!
- What did the tree say to the turkey? ‘I’m ‘fall’-ing for you!’
- I’m ‘barking’ up the right tree this Thanksgiving!
- What’s a fall turkey’s favorite activity? ‘Hatch’-ing plans!
- Feeling ‘fall’-tastic with this meal!
- This Thanksgiving is the ‘pick of the patch’!
- I’m ‘squash-ed’ with joy this fall!
- What do you call a fall leaf? A ‘thankful’ leaf!
- This meal is ‘a-maize-ing’ for fall!
- I’m ‘pumpkin’ spice and everything nice this Thanksgiving!
- What’s a fall turkey’s favorite drink? ‘Cran-berry’ juice!
- I’m ‘falling’ in love with this feast!
- What did the pumpkin say to the turkey? ‘You’re ‘gourd-geous’!’
- I’m thankful for ‘leafy’ greens this Thanksgiving!
- This fall meal is ‘berry’ delicious!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite fall activity? ‘Gobble’-ing up the leaves!
- I’m ‘hatch’-ing a plan for a great Thanksgiving!
- What do you call a turkey in the fall? A ‘thankful bird’!
- This Thanksgiving is ‘unbe-leaf-able’!
- I’m ‘squash-ed’ in gratitude this season!