Thanksgiving Puns

Turkey Puns

  • I'm just here for the turkey and the stuffing.
  • What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing, wing!
  • Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
  • I can't believe it's not butter... it's turkey!
  • Talk turkey to me!
  • I’m stuffed like a turkey!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The butterball!
  • I told my turkey to get a job, but it just fluffed off.
  • Why did the turkey sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
  • I’m on a see-food diet; I see turkey and I eat it!
  • What did the turkey say to the computer? ‘Google, google!’
  • Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  • What do you call a turkey with a monocle? A ‘fowl’ gentleman!
  • What did the turkey say to the chef? ‘You’re stuffing me!’
  • I’m just a turkey looking for my flock.
  • What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of ‘gobble’!
  • Why don’t turkeys like to play cards? They’re afraid of cheaters!
  • What did the turkey say to the salad? ‘Lettuce meet!’
  • I can’t wait to gobble my way through Thanksgiving!
  • What did the turkey say when it won the lottery? ‘I’m feeling stuffed!’
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!

Food Puns

  • I can’t wait to get my hands on that pumpkin pie!
  • I’m on a roll, and it’s a dinner roll!
  • Lettuce be thankful for all this food!
  • You’re the apple of my pie!
  • You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!
  • I’m feeling grate about this cheese platter!
  • This meal is un-beet-able!
  • You’ve got to be squashing me!
  • I’m just here for the ‘gravy’ train!
  • This feast is so good, it’s ‘a-maize-ing’!
  • I’m ‘berry’ thankful for this cranberry sauce!
  • Let’s taco ‘bout how good this food is!
  • I’m not ‘yam’-ping, this dinner is fantastic!
  • I’m stuffed like a turkey, bring on the leftovers!
  • This stuffing is the ‘stuff’ of legends!
  • I’m feeling ‘squash-tastic’ today!
  • What did the mashed potato say? ‘I’m feeling a little whipped!’
  • Don’t go bacon my heart this Thanksgiving!
  • This food is so good, it’s ‘egg-cellent’!
  • You are ‘thyme’-less in my heart!
  • I’m ‘grate-ful’ for this meal!
  • This feast is ‘pumpkin’ my spirits!

Family Puns

  • I’m ‘gravy’ to be with my family this Thanksgiving!
  • We’re all ‘stuffed’ with love this holiday!
  • Family is what ‘gobble’ means to me!
  • You’re one ‘turkey’ of a family!
  • I’m ‘squash-ed’ between my relatives!
  • I’m ‘thankful’ for my family, even the ‘fowl’ ones!
  • What did the family say before dinner? ‘Let’s take a moment to ‘carve’ out some gratitude!’
  • I’m ‘berry’ thankful for my family!
  • You’re the ‘mashed’ potatoes to my turkey!
  • Family gatherings are just ‘gravy’!
  • What do you call a family of turkeys? A ‘flock’ of love!
  • We’re ‘cranberry’ close as a family!
  • This family is ‘egg-stra’ special!
  • What’s a family’s favorite game? ‘Turkey’ bingo!
  • I’m just here to ‘ketchup’ with my family!
  • What do you call it when your family is late for dinner? ‘Turkey time’!
  • Family time is the ‘stuffing’ of life!
  • What did one turkey say to the other? ‘We’re so ‘gobble’ together!’
  • Our family is ‘unbe-leaf-able’!
  • I’m ‘stuffed’ with gratitude for my family!
  • We’re a ‘poultry’ in motion this Thanksgiving!

Thankfulness Puns

  • I’m ‘grateful’ for this delicious meal!
  • What do you call a thankful turkey? A ‘thankful-gobbler’!
  • I’m ‘thankful’ for leftovers!
  • Thanksgiving is a time to ‘give thanks’ and ‘gobble’ up good food!
  • What’s a thankful turkey’s favorite song? ‘Thank You for Being a Friend’!
  • I’m ‘grateful’ for the little things in life!
  • What did the thankful pumpkin say? ‘I’m thankful I was chosen!’
  • Thanksgiving is ‘thyme’ to reflect on what we’re thankful for!
  • I’m ‘thankful’ for the ‘gobble’ in my life!
  • What do you call a thankful feast? A ‘thanks-giving’!
  • I’m ‘gravy’ to be here with you all!
  • What’s a thankful turkey’s favorite holiday? ‘Thanks-giving’!
  • I’m thankful for my friends, family, and food—mostly food!
  • Feeling ‘thankful’ is a ‘pie’-ty for the heart!
  • What’s a grateful turkey’s favorite word? ‘Thank you!’
  • Thanksgiving is when we count our blessings and ‘gobble’ them up!
  • I’m ‘thankful’ for this ‘gobble’ of joy!
  • What do you call a grateful cook? A ‘thankful chef’!
  • What’s a thankful chef’s motto? ‘Baste and be thankful!’
  • I’m ‘thankful’ for all the love around this table!
  • What did the thankful turkey say? ‘I’m ‘gobble’-ing with gratitude!’

Fall Puns

  • I’m ‘falling’ for this Thanksgiving feast!
  • What do you call a turkey at Thanksgiving? A ‘fall’ fowl!
  • I’m ‘leafing’ my worries behind this holiday!
  • What did the tree say to the turkey? ‘I’m ‘fall’-ing for you!’
  • I’m ‘barking’ up the right tree this Thanksgiving!
  • What’s a fall turkey’s favorite activity? ‘Hatch’-ing plans!
  • Feeling ‘fall’-tastic with this meal!
  • This Thanksgiving is the ‘pick of the patch’!
  • I’m ‘squash-ed’ with joy this fall!
  • What do you call a fall leaf? A ‘thankful’ leaf!
  • This meal is ‘a-maize-ing’ for fall!
  • I’m ‘pumpkin’ spice and everything nice this Thanksgiving!
  • What’s a fall turkey’s favorite drink? ‘Cran-berry’ juice!
  • I’m ‘falling’ in love with this feast!
  • What did the pumpkin say to the turkey? ‘You’re ‘gourd-geous’!’
  • I’m thankful for ‘leafy’ greens this Thanksgiving!
  • This fall meal is ‘berry’ delicious!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite fall activity? ‘Gobble’-ing up the leaves!
  • I’m ‘hatch’-ing a plan for a great Thanksgiving!
  • What do you call a turkey in the fall? A ‘thankful bird’!
  • This Thanksgiving is ‘unbe-leaf-able’!
  • I’m ‘squash-ed’ in gratitude this season!