Study Puns

Exam Puns

I told my teacher I needed a pencil sharpener for my exams. She said, 'You need to get your point across!'
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
I didn't want to believe my math teacher when she said I was going to fail, but then I saw the numbers and it added up.
Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
My exam was like a bad joke – it just didn't add up!
I failed my math test, but on the bright side, I guess I can always count on my friends!
Why did the computer go to school? To improve its web browsing skills!
If you want to ace your exam, don’t worry. Just take it one 'test' at a time!
My friend thinks he's smart because he always does well on exams. I guess you could say he’s a 'cerebral' student!
I wanted to take a break from studying, but my books told me, 'Don't leaf me now!'
Why did the student bring a blanket to the test? Because he wanted to 'wrap' up his answers nicely!
I told my study buddy I needed help, and he said, 'I’m here to lend an 'ear'!'
Why did the teacher go to the beach? Because she wanted to test the waters!
I couldn't figure out how to put my test answers in order. It was a real 'sequence' of events!
I asked the librarian if she could help me study, and she said, 'I'm booked solid!'
I was so stressed about my exam that I felt like I was under 'pressure'!
Why did the science book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
My study group is great, but sometimes it feels like we're just 'cramming' for trouble!
I didn’t study for my history test, but I still managed to 'pass' it with flying colors!
Why did the student cross the road? To study on the other side!
I wanted to take a break from studying, but my books said, 'Don't close the chapter on us!'
Why did the student keep a pencil behind his ear? He wanted to 'draw' some ideas!

Homework Puns

I told my homework it could rest, but it just kept coming back for more!
Why did the student bring a broom to his homework? To sweep the competition!
I tried to do my homework in the dark, but it was just too hard to 'see' the answers!
Why did the math book look unhappy? Because it had too many 'problems'!
I finally finished my homework and felt a sense of 'completion'!
Why was the geography homework always invited to parties? Because it knew how to 'map' out a good time!
I wrote my homework on a piece of paper, but then I realized it was just 'a sheet' of ideas!
Why did the student put his homework in the blender? Because he wanted to 'mix' things up!
My homework and I broke up. It just wasn’t working out; I needed some 'space'!
Why did the student talk to his homework? He needed some 'answers'!
I thought I lost my homework, but it turns out it was just 'hiding' in plain sight!
Why do teachers love homework so much? Because it really 'pays' off!
My homework and I have a love-hate relationship. I love to hate it!
Why did the student take a ladder to do his homework? Because he wanted to reach his 'goals'!
I tried to make my homework more exciting, but it just turned into 'drama'!
Why did the student carry a pencil around? Because he wanted to 'draw' some conclusions!
I finally finished my homework, and now I feel like a 'weight' has been lifted!
Why was the homework always so calm? Because it knew how to 'stay cool' under pressure!
I told my homework it was great, but it just said, 'You flatter me!'
Why did the student sleep with his homework? He wanted to dream about 'success'!
I tried to do my homework outside, but it was just too 'windy' for my ideas!

Reading Puns

I wanted to read a book on anti-gravity, but I couldn't put it down!
Why do books love to visit the beach? Because they enjoy some 'sandy' tales!
I started reading a book on procrastination, but I kept putting it off!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!
I read a book on teleportation, but I just couldn't get into it!
Why did the book join the gym? It wanted to work on its 'spine'!
I got lost in a book once, but it was just a 'novel' experience!
Why did the student bring a ladder to the library? To reach the 'high' literature!
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia, and she said, 'They're right behind you!'
Why do novels always seem so dramatic? Because they have too many 'plot twists'!
I told my friend I was reading a book on anti-gravity, and he said, 'That sounds uplifting!'
Why did the student get a ticket at the library? Because he was caught 'reading' too fast!
I tried to read a book on reverse psychology, but I just couldn’t get into it!
Why do books make terrible friends? Because they always have too many 'issues'!
I tried to read a book on time travel, but I kept going back to the beginning!
Why did the book become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of 'humor'!
I read a book about sea monsters, and it was quite 'fin-tastic'!
Why did the student read a book on history? He wanted to know how to 'past' his exams!
I told my book I was going to write a sequel, and it said, 'That’s a 'novel' idea!'
Why did the book stay warm? Because it had a good 'binding'!
I asked my book why it was so popular, and it said, 'I have great 'character'!'

Math Puns

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it realized it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
What do you call friends who love math? Alge-bros!
I wanted to be a math teacher, but I couldn’t find the right 'formula'!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many 'problems'!
I told my math teacher I didn’t understand the lesson, and she said, 'Don't worry, it will 'add' up!'
Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve his 'division'!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
I asked my friend to solve a math equation, and he said, 'I can't, I'm not a 'root' of the problem!'
I heard a joke about an elevator in math class, but it was an 'upward' struggle!
Why did the student bring a pencil to the math exam? To draw the 'line'!
I told my math book I was good at fractions, and it said, 'That's a 'piece' of cake!'
Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the 'natural logs'!
I wanted to study math, but I found it too 'integral' to my schedule!
Why did the math student break up with his calculator? He couldn't count on it anymore!
Why was the obtuse angle so depressed? Because it was never right!
I asked my math teacher for help, and she said, 'Just 'multiply' your efforts!'
Why did the student think he was bad at math? Because he always felt he was 'divided'!
I couldn't find my math teacher, but I heard she was 'calculating' somewhere!
Why did the math student get in trouble? Because he was caught 'cheating' on his test!
I told my friend I was taking a math class, and he said, 'That's a 'count' on me!'
Why did the mathematician get kicked out of the bar? Because he couldn't stop 'calculating'!

Science Puns

Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? They have all the solutions!
What did one ion say to another? 'I've got my 'cation' on you!'
Why did the physicist bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to reach the 'next level'!
I told my science teacher I was afraid of chemistry, and she said, 'Don't worry, just 'mix' it up!'
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? There was no chemistry!
I told my friend I was studying biology, and he said, 'That sounds like a 'cell'-ebrating experience!'
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
Why did the scientist go to the beach? To surf the 'waves' of knowledge!
I asked my chemistry teacher if she could help me with my homework, and she said, 'Let's 'bond' over it!'
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a 'fungi'!
I tried to tell a chemistry joke, but I got 'reacted' to!
Why did the biology book look sad? Because it had too many 'organ' problems!
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? 'HeHe!'
I wanted to be a chemist, but I couldn't find the right 'elements'!
Why do scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my physics teacher I was having trouble understanding motion, and she said, 'Just keep moving forward!'
What did one chemist say to another? 'We have great 'chemistry'!'
Why did the carbon date the oxygen? Because they had great 'bonding'!
I told my friend I was studying geology, and he said, 'That's a 'rock-solid' choice!'
Why did the scientist go broke? Because he lost all his 'interest'!
What did the science book say to the student? 'It’s time to 'experiment' with your ideas!'