Student Puns

Math Puns

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I’m trying to think of a math pun, but I just can’t even.
Why was the obtuse angle so sad? Because it was never right.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula!
Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
I have a fear of math. I’m not a calculator, I just can’t add up!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I told my math teacher I was going to be a mathematician. She asked if I would work in pi or in fractions.
What’s the official animal of Pi day? The Pi-thon!
Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight.
Why was the math teacher suspicious? Because she had too many variables!
Why did the student break up with the calculator? He couldn’t count on it anymore.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square!
Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
Math teachers have too many problems, but they always find their solutions.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!
Why did the student get upset with the geometry teacher? Because she said he was a square!
How do you stay warm in a math class? You just need to work on your sums!
Why did the fraction break up with the decimal? It could never find common ground.
Why are math teachers so good at gardening? Because they know how to multiply!
I told my friend 10 jokes to get her to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Science Puns

What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes!
Never trust an atom. They make up everything!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up all the bad jokes.
What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you!
Why did the physicist go to the beach? To catch some rays!
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions!
Did you hear about the chemist who got kicked out of school? He kept taking too many elements!
Why did the student bring a ladder to the lab? To reach new heights in science!
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
What do you call it when a scientist is unable to find the solution? A chemistry problem!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? There was just no chemistry!
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
What did the physicist say when they found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!
Why was the biology book so full of itself? It had all the right cells!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why are chemists good at solving problems? They have all the right solutions!
What did the scientist say when he was sad? 'I think I'm going through a phase!'
Why did the physicist break up with their partner? There was no energy in the relationship!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What do you call it when a physicist gets angry? A reaction!

History Puns

Why was the history teacher always calm? Because he had a lot of past experience!
Why don’t historians trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my friend I was reading a history book. She said, 'Is it a good story?' I replied, 'It has its moments!'
What did the Roman say when he saw the history teacher? 'I’ll be back!'
Why did the teacher go to the beach during history class? To surf the web!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in history class? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the history book say to the geography book? 'You’re just a little too flat!'
Why was the medieval knight always stressed? Because he was always in a joust!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to history class? Because her students were so bright!
What’s Napoleon’s favorite kind of music? Imperial!
Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
Why did the history teacher go to jail? For using too many periods!
Why was the history teacher so good at teaching? Because he had excellent dates!
What did the ancient civilization say when they lost their history book? 'We’re in a bit of a bind!'
Why was the Pharaoh so good at math? He had a lot of pyramids!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
What did the Revolutionary War soldiers say? 'We’re fighting for our rights!'
Why was the history teacher so good at dating? Because he knew all the right dates!
What do you call a historical figure who writes music? A composer of history!
Why did the teacher get kicked off the plane? Because he had too much baggage from the past!
What did the history professor say to the student? 'You’re really getting into the past!'

Literature Puns

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, but the literature book had all the drama!
I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
What type of books do trees like? Rooting tooting!
Why did the poet leave the party? Because he couldn’t find the right verse!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
What did the librarian say to the student who kept asking for books? 'You’re really pushing my shelf life!'
I told my friend I didn’t like poetry. He said, 'That’s just a verse of your imagination!'
Why are books so cool? Because they have so many fans!
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of literature? A blood-curdling novel!
Why did the student bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to draw attention!
What do you call a literary character who is really good at math? A plot-agonist!
Why do writers always feel cold? Because they’re surrounded by drafts!
What did the novel say to the short story? 'You’re just a little too brief for me!'
Why did the book join the gym? To get its spine in shape!
What did the poet say to the sun? 'You’re shining today!'
Why did the student get kicked out of English class? For not knowing their contractions!
What do you call a book that’s about gardening? A plot twist!
Why did Shakespeare always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw a conclusion!
What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless!
Why did the literature student always carry a ladder? To reach new heights in reading!

Art Puns

Why did the artist break up with their partner? They just couldn't draw the line!
Why did the paintbrush always get in trouble? Because it kept getting into a stroke!
What did the artist say to the canvas? 'You complete me!'
Why was the artist always calm? Because they had a lot of inner peace!
What do you call a painting that’s a little rough around the edges? A work in progress!
Why do artists always carry a pencil? In case they have to sketch out a plan!
What’s an artist’s favorite type of music? Anything that has good composition!
Why don’t artists ever get lost? Because they know how to follow the lines!
What do you call a painting by a cat? A purr-fect masterpiece!
Why did the artist go broke? Because they couldn’t find their true colors!
What did the art teacher say to the messy student? 'You’re making a real splash!'
Why do artists make great friends? Because they always know how to color your world!
What did the artist say when they finished their painting? 'I can’t believe it’s not butter!'
Why was the painting so successful? Because it had a lot of frame of reference!
What do you call an artist who only paints trees? A lumberjack of all trades!
How do you compliment an artist? 'You really know how to draw a crowd!'
Why did the artist get a promotion? Because they were always sketching out new ideas!
What type of art do trees like? Anything that’s a little shady!
Why was the paint so happy? Because it was always getting brushed off!
What did the artist say when they finished their sculpture? 'It's a rock-solid piece!'
Why did the artist always carry a spare canvas? In case of a creative emergency!