Space Station Puns

Astronaut Humor

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space.
I told my friend I wanted to be an astronaut. He said, 'You need a little more rocket fuel.'
Why did the astronaut bring a pencil to space? In case he had to sketch a comet.
What do you call an astronaut who gets bored? A space cadet.
How do astronauts keep their pants up? With asteroid belts.
What do you call a space party? A blast-off.
Why did the astronaut get in trouble? Because he was spaced out.
What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? 'I love you to the moon and back!'
Why did the astronaut always carry a map? In case he got lost in space.
What do you call a lazy astronaut? A shuttle-couch potato.
Why did the astronaut break his spaceship? He wanted to launch something new.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The space bar.
Why did the astronaut go to art school? To learn how to draw a galaxy.
What did the astronaut say to the moon? 'You rock!'
Why was the astronaut a good musician? He knew how to space out the notes.
What do astronauts do at the end of a workday? They rocket home.
Why don’t astronauts ever get lost? They always follow the star map.
What do you call a space explorer who loves to cook? A chef-naut.
Why did the astronaut fail his driving test? He kept taking off.
What did the alien say to the astronaut? 'Take me to your leader!'
Why did the astronaut refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of space cheating.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite game? Space invaders.

Why do astronauts hate shopping? Because they can’t find any gravity.
What did the astronaut wear to the party? His space suit, of course!
Why is space so quiet? Because there’s no atmosphere for jokes.
What do you call a spaceship that tells jokes? A pun-derful craft.
Why did the astronaut feel weightless? He found his true calling in zero gravity.
What do you call a space traveler who tells jokes? A pun-derful explorer.
Why did the astronaut get kicked out of the bar? He couldn’t handle his gravity.
Why don’t astronauts ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in zero gravity!
What do you get when you cross an astronaut with a comedian? A star performer.
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder? To reach for the stars!
What do you call a space station that loves to dance? A gravity boogie.
Why did the astronaut sit on the roof? He wanted to be on top of the world!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite music? Space rock.
Why don’t astronauts ever get lost in space? They always have a stellar map!
What did the astronaut say when he found his weight? 'I’ve lost my gravity!'
Why did the astronaut take a nap during the mission? To catch some space z's.
What do you call a space station that can’t stop laughing? A giggle-galaxy.
Why did the astronaut’s jokes fall flat? No gravity.
What's an astronaut's favorite exercise? Moon-walking.
Why did the astronaut get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field… of stars!
What did the astronaut say to the sun? 'You're a hot star!'

Why was the rocket scientist so good at math? He knew how to calculate lift-off.
What did the rocket say to the space station? 'I’m ready for take-off!'
Why did the rocket scientist break up with his girlfriend? She needed more space.
What do you call a rocket that tells jokes? A pun-craft.
Why don’t rockets ever get lost? They follow the launchpad!
How do rockets stay warm? They use rocket heat!
Why did the rocket fail his exam? He didn’t study for the launch.
What do you get when you cross a rocket with a tree? A launch-timber.
Why did the rocket scientist go broke? He lost his launch investment.
What’s a rocket’s favorite snack? Launch chips!
Why did the rocket bring a suitcase? It was ready for a trip to the stars.
What do you call a rocket that loves to sing? A launch-crooner.
Why did the rocket scientist always carry a pencil? To draw up plans!
How do rockets ask each other to dance? They say, 'Let’s take off!'
What’s a rocket’s favorite dessert? Milky Way pie.
Why did the rocket start a blog? To share its launch experiences.
What do you call a rocket that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-rocket.
Why was the rocket so good at basketball? It knew how to shoot for the stars!
What did the rocket say to the astronaut? 'You make me feel weightless!'
Why did the rocket scientist take a break? He needed to recharge his batteries!
What do you call a humorous rocket? A launch-laugh.

Why did the astronaut bring a telescope? To get a better look at the stars.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite drink? A space-berry smoothie.
Why did the astronaut go broke? He lost his spaceship in a game of poker.
What do you call an astronaut with a cold? A space sneeze.
Why did the astronaut take a pencil to space? To draw his next adventure.
What do you call a space explorer who loves to read? A book-naut.
Why did the astronaut always carry a compass? To find his way among the stars.
What do you call a space-themed restaurant? The Milky Way Diner.
Why was the astronaut a good gardener? He had a green thumb for space plants.
What did the astronaut say to the planet? 'You’re out of this world!'
Why did the astronaut join a band? He wanted to reach for the stars!
What do you call a space explorer who loves math? An algebra-naut.
What did the astronaut say when he got lost? 'I need to find my way back to Earth!'
Why do astronauts love parties? They’re always ready to blast-off!
What do you call a space travel guide? A stellar map.
Why did the astronaut always carry a notebook? To jot down his starry ideas.
What do you call a space explorer who loves fashion? A style-naut.
Why did the astronaut get a job at the bakery? He wanted to make rocket rolls.
What do you call a space station that tells stories? A narrative planet.
Why did the astronaut love history? He enjoyed exploring the past stars.
What did the astronaut say to his team? 'Let’s launch into action!'