Senate Puns

Senate Sessions

Why did the senator bring a ladder? To reach new heights in legislation!
What do you call a debate in the Senate? A pun-derful discussion!
I asked a senator about his favorite music. He said he likes to rock the vote!
Why don’t senators ever get lost? They always follow the right path to the Senate floor!
My senator told me he was a magician. He said he can make bills disappear!
Why was the senator so good at chess? He always knew how to checkmate the opposition!
What did the senator say when he won the lottery? 'I’m feeling a bit richer than my campaign fund!'
Why do senators make terrible gardeners? Because they always plant the wrong policy!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of exercise? Running for office!
Why did the senator break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too political for her!
How do senators stay cool in the summer? They follow the polls!
What did the senator say at the comedy club? 'I’m here to deliver some punch lines!'
Why did the senator bring string to the debate? To tie up loose ends!
What’s a senator’s favorite dessert? Filibuster pie!
Why did the senator go to art school? To learn how to draw bipartisan support!
What do you call a senator who loves math? A bill-ologist!
How does a senator stay organized? With a 'Senate-gram'!
What did the senator say to the reporter? 'I’m not just any politician; I’m a pun-dit!'
Why did the senator adopt a pet? He wanted a little more 'paw-sitive' influence!
What did the senator say about his new policy? 'It’s a game changer for the constituents!'
Why did the senator always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw some conclusions!

Senate Elections

Why did the senator run for re-election? He wanted to keep his seat warm!
What’s a senator’s favorite game? The election game, where everyone plays for keeps!
Why did the campaign manager bring a broom? To sweep the election!
What do you call a senator who loses the election? A former 'senator-ious' character!
Why did the senator sit on the clock during the election? He wanted to be on time for the vote!
What do you call a senator who loves to play hide and seek? A running candidate!
Why did the senator throw a party during the election? To rally the votes!
What did the senator say when he got a flat tire? 'Guess I’m not going to make it to the polls!'
How do senators celebrate a win? With a victory lap around the Capitol!
What do you call a senator who can’t stop talking? A filibuster in action!
Why did the senator bring a suitcase to the debate? He was ready for a trip to the polls!
What’s a senator’s least favorite vegetable? The 'loser' bean!
Why did the senator love math? He couldn’t get enough of the polls!
What did the losing senator say? 'I guess I’m just not 'electrifying' enough!'
Why did the senator take a nap during the election? He wanted to dream of victory!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of music? 'Vote'-al jazz!
Why did the senator refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to deal with the opposition!
What do you call a senator with a broken campaign promise? A 'wishy-washy' candidate!
Why did the senator bring a ladder to the election? To climb to the top of the polls!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of tea? 'Elect-tea'!
Why did the senator apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to make some dough for his campaign!

Senate Committees

Why did the senator join the gardening committee? He wanted to cultivate some support!
What do you call a committee full of comedians? A pun-derful assembly!
Why did the senator attend the music committee? To learn how to compose a good policy!
What’s a senator’s favorite committee? The one that really 'grows' on you!
Why did the senator refuse to join the cooking committee? He didn’t want to stir the pot!
What did the senator say to the finance committee? 'Let’s make cents out of this!'
Why do senators love committees? Because they can 'hash' things out together!
What do you call a committee that can’t agree? A 'discuss-aster'!
Why did the senator join the history committee? To learn from the 'past' mistakes!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of committee? One that’s full of 'com-passion'!
Why did the senator bring a dictionary to the committee meeting? To find the right 'terms'!
What do you call a committee that only meets once? A 'one-hit wonder'!
Why did the senator join the sports committee? He wanted to score some points with the public!
What did the senator say at the environmental committee? 'Let’s go green or go home!'
Why was the senator excited about the education committee? He wanted to learn the 'ropes'!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of committee? The one that 'ties' everything together!
Why did the senator love the health committee? Because it was good for his 'political health'!
What do you call a senator who leads a committee? The 'chair'-man!
Why did the senator join the arts committee? He wanted to create a masterpiece of legislation!
What’s a senator’s least favorite committee? The 'time-wasting' committee!
Why did the senator join the technology committee? To keep up with the 'byte' of legislation!

Senate Debates

Why was the senator so good at debates? He always had a 'point' to make!
What do you call a senator who can't stop talking? A 'debate-ful' character!
Why did the senator bring a mirror to the debate? He wanted to reflect on his ideas!
What’s a senator’s favorite exercise? The debate lift!
Why did the senator sit on a fence during the debate? He couldn't decide on the issues!
What did the senator say before the debate? 'Let’s get ready to rumble!'
Why was the senator always calm during debates? He knew how to keep his 'cool' under pressure!
What’s a senator’s favorite board game? Debate-opoly!
Why did the senator bring a book to the debate? He wanted to check his facts!
What do you call a senator who prepares too much for a debate? A 'scripted' performance!
Why was the debate so electrifying? Because the senators were charged up!
What did the senator say to his opponent? 'I’m here to 'argue' my case!'
Why did the senator love the debate stage? It was his time to 'shine'!
What do you call a senator who wins every debate? A 'debate champion'!
Why did the senator always carry a stopwatch? To keep track of his 'time' in the debate!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of weather? Debate-ful storms!
Why did the senator bring a suitcase to the debate? He wanted to travel through arguments!
What do you call a senator who can't stop debating? A 'talkative' politician!
Why did the senator always win debates? He had the best 'argumentative' skills!
What’s a senator's favorite movie? 'The Great Debate'!
Why did the senator wear glasses to the debate? To see things from a different 'perspective'!

Senate Issues

Why did the senator bring a pencil to the meeting? To 'draw' attention to the issues!
What do you call a senator who solves problems? A 'resolutionary'!
Why did the senator love discussing issues? It was his 'bread and butter'!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of drama? Issue-driven plots!
Why did the senator take a day off? He needed to 'unwind' from the issues!
What do you call a senator who ignores issues? A 'avoid-ance' politician!
Why did the senator join the debate team? To tackle tough issues head-on!
What’s a senator’s favorite board game? Issues and Ladders!
Why did the senator get a new phone? To keep up with the latest issues!
What do you call a senator who loves to discuss issues? A 'conversationalist'!
Why did the senator always carry a notepad? To jot down important 'issues'!
What’s a senator’s favorite tool? The 'issue' wrench!
Why did the senator read the newspaper? To stay informed on current issues!
What do you call a senator who can’t make up his mind? A 'fence-sitter' on issues!
Why was the senator so good at negotiations? He knew how to 'issue' a compromise!
What’s a senator’s favorite type of music? Issue-driven rap!
Why did the senator love math? He could count on the issues!
What do you call a senator who’s always late? An 'issue' procrastinator!
Why did the senator attend every meeting? He didn’t want to miss any 'issues'!
What’s a senator’s favorite drink? Issue tea!
Why did the senator bring a map to the meeting? To navigate through the issues!