School Puns

Classroom Humor

Math teachers have too many problems.
I told my history teacher I was having trouble with the past.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
The geometry teacher's favorite place? Acute angle!
I broke up with my math book. It just had too many problems.
What did the science book say to the math book? You’ve got problems.
What do you call a teacher who never farts? A private tutor!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why did the computer go to school? To improve its bytes!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
What did the art teacher say to the student? ‘You’re drawing a blank!’
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? A blood test!
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp instruments!
Why did the student take a ladder to class? Because she wanted to go to high school!
I told my English teacher I couldn’t do my homework because I was too busy looking for my thesaurus. She said, ‘Don’t be so synonym-ous!’

Subject-Specific Puns

Biology teachers are great at cell-ebrations.
You can count on your math teacher to multiply your problems.
Chemistry teachers have all the right reactions.
Why did the history teacher always look tired? Because he was always living in the past!
English teachers love to have proper conversations!
Why did the geography teacher break up with the history teacher? There was no future in it!
Physics teachers are always accelerating their students.
Why did the art student break up with their paintbrush? They were just not on the same stroke.
What did the math teacher say to the student who couldn't find their homework? 'You need to work on your paper trail!'
I told my chemistry professor I was afraid of reactions; he said, 'Don't worry, we can bond.'
Why was the music book so good at networking? Because it had all the right notes!
Why are geography teachers never lost? They always know where they are!
What did the math book say to the history book? 'You can't count on me!'
Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the natural logs!
Why did the computer science student go broke? Because he lost his cache!
Why was the math teacher so good at gardening? Because they had a green thumb for fractions!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place to go? Times Square!
Why couldn’t the teacher find their classroom? Because they lost their direction!
Why did the P.E. teacher go to jail? For running a racket!
What do you call a geography teacher who has been to all seven continents? A well-traveled instructor!
Why do English teachers love tea? Because it helps them with their proper nouns!

Homework Jokes

I told my parents I was doing homework, but really, I was just working on my 'home' improvement.
Why was the math book so worried about his homework? Because it had too many problems!
I tried to do my homework, but I got stuck in a 'textbook' situation.
Why did the student bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
What do you call a dog that does homework? A lab report!
I thought about doing my homework, but it just didn’t add up.
Why don’t homework assignments ever get lost? Because they always have a 'due date'!
What did the student say to the pencil? 'You’re really drawing me in!'
I told my teacher I couldn’t finish my homework because my dog ate it. She said, 'You must be barking mad!'
My homework was so boring, I had to pencil in some excitement!
What did the pencil say to the paper? 'I’ve got you covered!'
Why did the student write on the ceiling? Because they were told to write up their homework!
What do you call a superhero that does homework? A 'study-hero'!
I was going to do my homework, but I got a little distracted; I guess I 'lost my focus'!
Why did the student sit on their homework? They wanted to make a seat of learning!
I asked my teacher if I could do my homework in pencil. She said, 'You can't erase your mistakes!'
Why was the teacher unhappy with the student's project? It didn't have enough 'substance'!
What do you call a lazy homework assignment? A 'no-show'!
Why did the student bring string to class? To tie up loose ends on their homework!
What did one homework assignment say to the other? 'Let’s stick together!'
Why did the student get a detention? For not turning in their 'homework on time'!
What do you call homework that’s easy to finish? A 'piece of cake'!

School Life

Why did the school principal go to therapy? Too many 'principal' issues!
What do you call a school that only teaches math? A 'calculator' school!
Why did the student wear glasses in class? To improve their 'vision' of the future!
Why do students always carry a pencil? In case they need to draw a conclusion!
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? 'Let’s get ready to write our stories!'
Why did the clock get detention? For being 'timed out'!
Why did the student bring a broom to school? To sweep the competition!
What did the gym teacher say to the student who couldn't run? 'You need to work on your 'cardio-graphy'!
Why was the cafeteria so popular? Because it had the best 'meal plans'!
Why did the student cross the road? To get to the other 'class'!
I told my friend I was going to school for a career in singing. They said, 'You’ve got the right pitch!'
What do you call a school with no classes? A 'no-show' school!
Why was the student always calm? Because they knew how to keep their 'cool' in class!
What did the teacher say when the student asked for a pencil? 'Sure, just don’t draw any conclusions!'
Why did the student always carry a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights in school!
What do you call a student who studies hard? A 'bookworm'!
Why did the student bring string to the school dance? To tie the night together!
Why was the school’s math department so good? Because they had great 'division' skills!
What do you call a school that specializes in music? A 'tune-up' school!
Why did the student always get good grades? Because they were 'studying' the art of learning!
What did the librarian say to the student? 'You’re overdue for some reading!'

Test and Exam Puns

Why was the exam so good at telling jokes? It had great timing!
I told my friend I was afraid of tests. They said, 'Don’t worry, just take it one question at a time!'
What do you call a test that’s really easy? A 'piece of cake'!
Why did the teacher give the exam a round of applause? It really knew how to 'test' the waters!
What did the student say when they passed the exam? 'That was a 'test-tament' to my hard work!'
Why was the student nervous about the exam? They were 'pencil-ing' for answers!
What do you call a math test that’s late? An 'algebra'!
I thought I was going to fail the test, but I kept my 'testimony' in check!
Why was the exam paper always happy? Because it had plenty of 'positive' tests!
What do you call a student who loves tests? A 'test-a-holic'!
Why did the student get a detention during the test? They had too many 'distractions'!
What did the teacher say to the student who didn't study? 'You’re going to have to wing it!'
Why was the test so cold? Because it was 'chilling' the competition!
What do you call a test that’s a little too hard? A 'pop quiz'!
Why was the exam so popular? It always had the 'right answers'!
What did the teacher say when the exam was over? 'That was 'test-tacular'!'
Why did the student break up with their exam? Too many 'questions'!
What do you call a test that goes off without a hitch? A 'smooth exam'!
Why did the student bring a ruler to the exam? To measure their success!
What did the student say when they failed the exam? 'I guess I didn’t pass the 'test of time'!'
Why do students love multiple-choice tests? Because they get to 'pick' their answers!