R&B Puns

R&B Artists

I'm feeling like a Ne-Yo, because I can't stop thinking about you.
When it comes to love, I’m all about that Usher life.
I told my friend to stop playing games, but he said he's just a 'Game' fan.
Why did the R&B singer break up? He couldn't handle the 'Alicia' of it all.
When I sing in the shower, I like to channel my inner 'SZA-tion'.
My relationship is like a Mariah Carey song—it's always in 'high' notes.
I tried to write a love letter but ended up with a 'Bruno Mars' instead.
Why did the R&B fan bring a ladder? To reach those 'Beyoncé' heights.
I'm not saying I'm the best, but my singing voice is 'T-Pain-tastic'.
Every time I hear an R&B song, I get a little 'D'Angelo-tion.
I went to a concert and couldn't find my seat—turns out I was in the 'Janelle Monáe' section.
I asked my friend to lend me a pen, but he said he only has a 'Drake'.
When I cook, I always add a little 'Rihanna-spice'.
I called my ex a 'Chris Breezy' because he just wouldn't stop blowing hot and cold.
Whenever I hear a slow jam, I just want to 'H.E.R.' it all night long.
I can't get over my ex; it's like I'm stuck in an 'Aaliyah' loop.
I named my dog 'Whitney' because she always 'barks' like a diva.
Trying to impress a girl? Just 'Trey Songz' it.
I'm in love with a 'Khalid'—it’s a 'Young, Dumb & Broke' love.
My favorite dance move is the 'R&B-shuffle'.
Whenever I hear a good beat, I just want to 'Chaka' it out.

R&B Songs

I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but that's just 'The Weeknd' effect.
If you like it, then you should've put a 'ring' on it.
My favorite song is 'I Will Always Love You'—it’s a real 'Whitney' classic.
You make my heart go 'Boomerang' every time I see you.
I tried to sing 'End of the Road' but I just ended up at the 'beginning'.
This relationship is like 'Back to Life'—it just won't die.
I'm 'Crazy in Love' and it’s not just a Beyoncé thing.
Every time I hear 'No Scrubs', I think of my dating life.
Let's 'Get It On'—oh wait, that's just Marvin Gaye.
This love is like 'Unbreak My Heart'—it just keeps breaking!
I’m 'Still in Love' with you, but my heart feels 'Brokenhearted'.
Every time I hear 'All My Life', I remember my love for pizza.
My friends say I should stop singing 'I Can’t Help Myself', but I can't help it!
You're like my favorite song—I just can’t get enough of 'you'.
Whenever I hear 'Kiss from a Rose', I think of my garden.
Love is 'Like a Prayer'—I just keep hoping.
I tried to sing 'If I Ain't Got You', but I really need a coffee first.
My heart is like 'End of the Road'—it just won’t let go.
Every time I hear 'Say My Name', I just want to say 'Hi'.
I just want to 'Dance with Somebody'—but I can’t find anyone!
Whenever I hear 'Let's Get It On', I just want to eat pizza.

R&B Genres

This beat is so smooth, it's 'Soul' food for my ears.
I like my music like I like my coffee: smooth and 'R&B-licious'.
You can call me 'Neo-Soul' because I’m always in my feelings.
When I’m sad, I turn to 'Contemporary R&B'—it’s my therapy.
My favorite genre? 'Old School R&B'—it’s timeless.
I tried to mix genres but ended up with 'R&B-Country'—a real 'twang'.
I’m on a 'Funk' mission to find the best grooves.
Why did the R&B song break up with the pop song? Too much 'drama'.
I’m feeling 'Jazzed' about this R&B concert!
This party is a 'Rhythm & Blues' kind of vibe.
I like my R&B like I like my pizza: with extra 'cheese'.
Every time I hear 'Trap Soul', I just want to dance.
You can't spell 'R&B' without 'B' for 'Beat'.
I'm on a 'Neo-Soul' diet—only smooth tunes allowed.
Why did the R&B singer refuse to play metal? He couldn't handle the 'heavy'.
My love life is like 'Psychedelic Soul'—colorful but confusing.
I’m mixing 'Reggae' with R&B—it's a real 'fusion'.
Feeling 'Disco' when I hear R&B beats!
What's an R&B fan's favorite fruit? 'Soul'-berries.
I tried to make a playlist but it turned into a 'R&B-mix'.
Every time I hear 'Funk', I just want to groove!

R&B Lyrics

I’m a 'lyricist' when it comes to texting my crush.
Every time I text 'I miss you', it's like a 'R&B' verse.
My love life is like an R&B song—full of 'hooks'.
I can't stop quoting R&B lyrics; they just 'flow' out.
When I hear 'Let's Stay Together', I think of my couch.
You could say my heart is 'lost in the lyrics'.
I’m feeling 'lyrical' when I see you.
I wrote a poem but it turned into an R&B 'lyric'.
Why did the R&B fan get kicked out? He kept singing 'out of tune'.
My heart is a 'ballad' waiting to happen.
Every time I hear 'Love TKO', I feel 'knocked out'.
I’m writing a song, it’s called 'Running Out of Lyrics'.
Every breakup feels like an R&B 'chorus'—repeated and sad.
My favorite lyric? 'You are my sunshine'—it's a real 'hit'.
I can't help but rhyme when I see you; it's like 'lyrical magic'.
I tried to write a love song but it ended up being 'funny lyrics'.
You make me feel like I’m 'singing a duet' every time we talk.
Every message I send is like an 'R&B lyric' waiting to be sung.
I'm 'hooked' on your love like a catchy 'chorus'.
Why did the R&B singer bring a notepad? To catch 'spontaneous lyrics'.
When I hear 'stay', I just want to 'sing' it out loud.

R&B Dance Moves

I’m busting out my 'moonwalk'—it's an R&B classic.
You call that dancing? I call it 'shuffling' in place.
When I hear a good beat, I just have to 'two-step' it out.
My favorite move is the 'wave'—it’s smooth like R&B.
Why did the dancer fail? He couldn't find his 'groove'.
I'm bringing back the 'electric slide'—it’s still got 'soul'.
Let’s 'freestyle' our way to the dance floor!
This party needs a little 'sway' to get it going.
I love to 'grind' on the dance floor—it’s all about the rhythm.
I’m 'breaking it down' like an R&B star.
When I hear 'dance', I just want to 'get down'.
I don't just dance; I 'perform' like I'm on stage.
Can you 'slide to the left'? It’s the R&B way.
My signature move? The 'body roll'—it's so smooth.
I tried to 'whip' but ended up 'nae-naeing'.
Dancing is my 'therapy'—it’s all about the beat.
Every time I hit the floor, it's like my own 'dance battle'.
Why do I love the R&B vibe? It makes me 'feel' the music.
I’m all about the 'slow dance'—it’s intimate.
The only thing better than a dance party? An R&B dance party.
When the beat drops, I just have to 'pop and lock'.