Prehistoric Puns

Dinosaur Delights

Why don't dinosaurs drive cars? Because they're extinct!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn't born yet!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
Why was the dinosaur a great musician? Because he had a prehistoric talent!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A clever-saurus!
Why did the T-Rex eat the lamp? He was a little light-headed!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea-Rex!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A do-you-think-he-saurus!
Why do dinosaurs never get lost? Because they always follow their dino-map!
What do you get when a dinosaur crashes a car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t close!
Why did the dinosaur sit on an egg? He wanted to be a dino-mom!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to play with fire? A dino-mite!
Why was the dinosaur so good at math? He was a T-Rex-pert!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano? Lava you too!
Why did the dinosaur refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of cheetahs!
What did the dino say to the other dino? 'I’m dino-sore!'
Why did the little dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She was dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to take baths? A clean-o-saurus!
Why was the dinosaur so excited? He just got a new dino-mation!

Stone Age Shenanigans

Why don't cavemen use email? Because they can't find the right stone!
What do you call a caveman's favorite music? Rock 'n' roll!
Why did the caveman take a bath? He wanted to be a clean-cut stone age man!
How did the caveman start his day? With a rock-solid breakfast!
What do you call a caveman's favorite dessert? Cave-cream!
Why did the cavewoman break up with the caveman? He was too boulder!
What did the caveman say when he invented fire? 'I'm on fire!'
How do you throw a cave party? You dino-mite it!
What did the caveman use to write? A stone tablet!
Why was the caveman a terrible comedian? His jokes were too stony!
What’s a caveman’s favorite exercise? Rock climbing!
Why did the caveman get a job in tech? He was great at stone-age programming!
How do you impress a caveman? Show him your rock collection!
Why did the caveman become a chef? He mastered the art of stone cooking!
What did the caveman say to his friend? 'You're looking quite boulder today!'
What’s a caveman’s favorite drink? Rock lemonade!
Why did the caveman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a caveman who tells tall tales? A stone-faced liar!
Why did the caveman win the argument? He had the rock-solid evidence!
What did the caveman say about his new car? 'It's a real rockstar!'
Why was the caveman so calm? Because he learned to take it one rock at a time!

Fossil Fuel Fun

Why don't fossils ever get lost? They always have a good track record!
What do you call a fossil that tells jokes? A pun-derful specimen!
Why did the fossil break up with its partner? They were too fossilized in their ways!
What did the paleontologist say to the fossil? 'I dig you!'
Why are fossils so good at telling stories? Because they have a lot of history!
What do you call a fossil that can't stop singing? A rock star!
Why did the fossil go to school? To improve its 'skele-tion' skills!
How do fossils stay in shape? They do 'rock' aerobics!
What did the fossil say when it won the lottery? 'This could be a life-changing 'dig'!'
Why are fossils bad at poker? They always show their hands!
What do you call a fossil that loves math? A calc-u-lator!
Why did the fossil start a blog? To share its 'paleo' perspective!
What do you call a fossil that tells tall tales? A fib-ber!
Why did the fossil become a motivational speaker? It wanted to inspire others to dig deep!
What’s a fossil’s favorite game? Rock, paper, scissors!
Why did the fossil get kicked out of the party? It was too clingy!
What do you call a fossil that loves to dance? A fossil-ella!
Why did the fossil join a band? It wanted to rock out!
What’s a fossil’s favorite dessert? Fossilized cake!
Why was the fossil so popular? It was a classic!
What do you call a fossil that loves to travel? A globe-trotter!

Mammoth Mischief

Why did the mammoth bring a suitcase? Because it was going on a mammoth journey!
What do you call a mammoth that tells jokes? A humerus mammoth!
Why was the mammoth such a good friend? Because it was always there for a woolly good time!
What did the mammoth say when it lost a game? 'This is a mammoth disappointment!'
How do mammoths stay warm? They wear a lot of 'fur-tastic' outfits!
What do you call a mammoth that loves to sing? A 'mammoth-ician'!
Why did the mammoth start a band? It wanted to play 'rock-umentary' music!
What did the mammoth say to the other mammoths? 'Let's stick together, we're a woolly family!'
Why did the mammoth always carry a pencil? In case it needed to draw on its 'mammoth' experience!
What do you call a mammoth that loves to read? A 'mammoth' bookworm!
Why did the mammoth get a job? To earn a 'woolly' good salary!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite type of music? Ice age rock!
What did the mammoth say when it got complimented? 'Thanks, I'm a woolly good specimen!'
Why did the mammoth go to school? To improve its 'mammoth' knowledge!
What do you call a mammoth that loves to cook? A chef-ice age!
Why was the mammoth so good at sports? Because it had 'mammoth'-ive strength!
What do you call a mammoth in the gym? A 'mammoth' muscle!
Why did the mammoth get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to 'mammoth' it up!
What’s a mammoth's favorite game? Ice age charades!
Why did the mammoth start a blog? To share its 'woolly' adventures!
What do you call a mammoth that loves to paint? A 'mammoth'-rist!

Cretaceous Comedy

Why did the Cretaceous dinosaur bring a ladder? To reach the high 'dino' notes!
What do you call a dinosaur that tells puns? A 'pun-ny' saurus!
Why was the Cretaceous period so popular? Because it was dino-mite!
What did the dinosaur say at the comedy club? 'I'm here to bring the dino-laughter!'
Why did the T-Rex fail at stand-up? Because he couldn't handle the 'roar' of laughter!
What do you call a dinosaur comedian? A 'laugh-osaurs'!
Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the party? He was too dino-sore!
What’s a dinosaur's favorite type of joke? A 'roar'-ing good one!
Why did the dinosaur sit on the egg? He wanted to crack everyone up!
How do dinosaurs send messages? Through dino-mail!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to dance? A 'jive-raptor'!
Why did the dinosaur go to therapy? To work on its 'roar-issues'!
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument? The dino-clarinet!
Why don't dinosaurs ever play hide and seek? Because they always get caught in the 'roar'!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to tell stories? A 'tale-raptor'!
Why did the dinosaur bring a pencil to bed? In case it had a 'dino-mite' idea!
What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of humor? A 'fun-raptor'!
Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She found him 'prehistoric'!
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite movie genre? 'Roar'-mantic comedies!
Why did the dinosaur get a promotion? Because it was a 'dino-saur' of hard work!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to cook? A 'chef-raptor'!