Pig Puns

Farm Life

What do pigs use to keep their homes clean? A hog vacuum!
Why did the pig become an artist? He was great at draw-ings!
How do pigs keep fit? They do pig-letics!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
Why did the pig go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boar!
What do you call a pig that does magic tricks? A ham-ster!
Why was the pig in the mud so happy? He was in hog heaven!
What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Where's my oink?
Why did the pig join a band? Because he had the chops!
What do pigs give each other for Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
Why did the pig sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a pig's favorite movie? The Porky Pigs!
Why did the pig cross the road? To get to the udder side!
What do you call a pig that can play the piano? A ham-onie!
Why was the pig always happy? Because he was a real ham!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork!
What did the pig say at the end of the joke? Just kidding, I'm hogging the punchline!
What does a pig use to write? A pig-pen!
Why don't pigs ever play basketball? They're afraid of the foul shots!
How did the pig get a promotion? He worked his way up from the slop!
What do you call a pig that loves to eat? A pig-out!

What do you call a pig that loves to eat? A pig-out!
Why did the pig get a job at the bakery? He was great at making dough!
What do you call a pig that loves spicy food? A hot hog!
Why did the pig stop eating pork? He found it too a-pig-ning!
What type of music do pigs like? Hip-hop and pork!
Why did the pig go to culinary school? To become a master chef-hog!
What do you call a pig's favorite dessert? A ham cake!
Why did the pig apply for a restaurant job? He wanted to be a sous-chef!
What do you call a pig that can cook? A pig-chef!
What did the pig say to the chef? You're bacon me crazy!
Why did the pig bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a pig that loves fruit? A berry hog!
Why do pigs make terrible secret agents? They always squeal!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a potato? A pig-ato!
Why did the pig sit on the salad? He wanted to be a pig-lettuce!
What do you call a pig that loves ice cream? A hog sundae!
Why did the pig get a promotion? He was always bringing home the bacon!
What do pigs say when they get a good deal? That's a real hog-gain!
How do pigs prefer their steaks? Well done, of course!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a blender? A smoothie hog!
What do you call a pig that loves cheese? A gouda hog!

Why are pigs so bad at soccer? They always hog the ball!
What do you call a pig that tells jokes? A comedi-hog!
Why did the pig get kicked out of school? He was a real ham!
What did the pig say to his friend? You're oinky-dokey!
Why did the pig laugh at the joke? Because it was a real squealer!
What do you call a pig who loves puns? A pun-derful hog!
Why did the pig sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
What did the pig say when he got a compliment? Thanks, I'm quite the hog-mazing!
Why did the pig go to the comedy club? To hog the spotlight!
What do you call a pig that loves to play tricks? A prankster hog!
Why did the pig refuse to play hide and seek? Because he was too ham-fisted!
What did one pig say to the other at the party? Let's hog it up!
Why was the pig so good at telling stories? He always had a great punchline!
What do you get when a pig tells a joke? A boar-ing time!
Why did the pig bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention!
What do you call a pig with a great sense of humor? A laugh-hog!
Why did the pig apply for a job as a comedian? He wanted to bring home the bacon!
What do you call a pig that tells tall tales? A hogwash artist!
Why did the pig wear a bowtie? To look swine-tastic!
What do you call a pig that loves to laugh? A giggle hog!
Why did the pig start a YouTube channel? He wanted to be a hog-fluencer!