Paris Puns

Food and Drink

I can't brie-lieve how good this cheese is!
Let's wine down and enjoy the view.
I'm baguette-ing hungry!
This croissant is un-fleur-etable!
Lettuce enjoy a picnic by the Seine.
I knead some dough for my pastries.
This café is brew-tiful!
You butter believe this is the best butter!
I can't espresso how much I love coffee.
This meal is un-frog-gettable!
Don't go bacon my heart!
I'm feeling grape today!
That's a-peeling fruit salad!
This tart is quite a slice of heaven!
You're the zest, my dear!
I can't get enough of this eclair-ity!
This stew is stew-pendous!
You're tea-riffic!
I'm nacho average foodie!
These macarons are simply un-macaron-ny!
This dish is a real pate-ry!
I’m on cloud wine!

Landmarks

I'm Eiffel-ing good about this!
The Louvre is simply art-tastic!
I'm all about that Arc de Triomphe-ly!
This view is monumentally beautiful!
Let's take a Seine-sational boat ride.
I'm going to have a tower-ific time!
The Sacré-Cœur is a holy smokes!
This place is un-be-leaf-able!
I can't bear to leave this place!
It's a real Champs-Élysées to the heart!
The history here is a real time travel-ogue.
I’m feeling very Parisian, aren’t I?
That view is truly a sight to behold-aux!
Let’s hop on the metro and get our Paris on!
This city is a real jewel in the crown!
I'm not lion, this place is amazing!
It’s Paris, so let’s get a little artsy-fartsy!
I’m feeling so Louvre-d!
This view is simply breathtaking!
It’s time to take a selfie at the Eiffel!
This city has a lot of arch-itecture!
I’m monumentally impressed!

Fashion

I'm feeling très chic today!
Let's get this Parisian style rolling!
That's an un-frog-ettable outfit!
My wardrobe is en vogue!
These shoes are simply to-die-for!
I can't resist a good beret!
This outfit is a real fashion statement!
You’re looking très magnifique!
I'm not just stylish, I'm Paris-stylish!
It’s haute couture or nothing!
I can’t believe I bought this on a whim—what a steal!
This dress is un-frog-ettable!
This look is so on fleek!
Let’s strut our stuff on the Champs-Élysées!
I’m feeling like a fashionista from Paris!
These accessories are the cherry on top!
You've got that je ne sais quoi!
I’m going to put a little Paris in my step!
This outfit has a flair for the dramatic!
I’m totally in vogue with this look!
That color really suits you, très bien!
I’m going to rock this catwalk!

Romance

I’m falling in love with Paris all over again!
You make my heart go baguette!
Let’s take a stroll and wine about it!
You're the crème de la crème of my heart!
I’m totally enamored with you, mon amour!
This city is a love story waiting to happen.
You’re a real catch, just like a good wine!
I think I’m falling for you, Eiffel in love!
You're the apple of my tart!
Let’s make this a night to remember-aux!
You’re my favorite person to café with!
This love is un-frog-gettable!
Our love is like the Seine—deep and flowing!
You're my partner in wine!
I'm love-struck, Paris style!
You had me at bonjour!
Let’s write our own love story here!
You're my muse, my heart's true pursuit!
I can’t resist a little romance in Paris!
You’re the toast of my heart!
I’m so glad we met in this wonderful city!
You’re the heart to my croissant!

Art and Culture

This gallery is a real brush with greatness!
Art you glad we came here?
I’m just drawn to this place!
These sculptures are so life-like, they’re un-frog-gettable!
I'm in awe of this artistic expression!
This painting is worth a thousand puns!
You can’t escape the art in Paris!
That sculpture is so good, it’s a statue-ette!
Let’s frame this moment!
I’m feeling very artsy-fartsy today!
This museum is a canvas of culture!
I can’t paint a better picture than this!
Art is my passion, and Paris is my muse!
That performance was a standing ovation waiting to happen!
I’m drawn to this city like a moth to a flame!
This art is a true masterpiece of puns!
I'm just here for the culture, really!
That play was theatre-rific!
This gallery is a brush above the rest!
You’re a real piece of work!
That artist has a way with brush strokes!
Let’s get cultured and paint the town!