Paleontology Puns

Dino-mite Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn't invented yet!
What do you get when a dinosaur drives a car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the T-rex get a job at the bakery? Because he was great at making dough!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A wordosaurus!
How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With tyrannosaurus checks!
What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A dino-saur!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sing? A raptor-chorus!
Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a dinosaur with an attitude? A sauropun!
Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She was too dino-sore!
What did the dinosaur say after a meal? I’m dinosaur-ly full!
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? Because they're always dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that can play the piano? A dino-saur!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to read? A bookosaurus!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the first snow? It’s dino-mite!
Why did the dinosaur sit on the egg? Because it wanted to be a hatch-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that plays basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
Why was the dinosaur so good at math? Because he was a dino-solve!

Fossil Fun

What did the fossil say to the archaeologist? You crack me up!
Why are fossils such bad liars? Because you can always see right through them!
What do you call a fossil that tells jokes? A pun-derous!
Why did the fossil break up with the rock? It found someone more sedimentary!
What did the paleontologist say to the fossil? You're so old, you're fossilized!
Why was the fossil so popular? Because it had a lot of history!
What do you call a fossil that loves to dance? A groove-saurus!
How do fossils stay in shape? They do a lot of rock climbing!
What did one fossil say to the other? We're fossil-friends forever!
Why did the paleontologist get kicked out of the party? He kept digging up old bones!
What do you call a fossil that's always on time? A punctual-saurus!
Why did the fossil go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
What do you call a fossil that runs a marathon? A speed-osaurus!
Why was the fossil a great comedian? It had a great sense of timing!
What do you call a fossil that's a great storyteller? A tale-saurus!
Why did the fossil join a band? It wanted to rock out!
What did the fossil say when it succeeded? I'm on a roll!
Why do fossils make terrible secret agents? Because they can't keep their old bones hidden!
What did the fossil say at the reunion? It’s great to see you again after all these years!
What do you call a lazy fossil? A slackosaurus!
Why did the fossil get into politics? It wanted to make history!

Jurassic Jests

What do you call a dinosaur that loves to play hide and seek? A seek-raptor!
Why was the dinosaur a great detective? Because he always found the dino-mite clues!
What do you call a dinosaur that works from home? A telecommu-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur refuse to play cards? He was afraid of cheetahs!
What do you call a dinosaur that tells tall tales? A fibosaurus!
Why did the dinosaur join a gym? To get dino-fit!
What did the dinosaur say at the comedy club? I'm here for the dino-mite laughs!
Why didn’t the dinosaur ever get lost? Because it always followed the dino-map!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to cook? A chef-raptor!
What did the dinosaur say when it got a compliment? I’m dino-stoked!
Why did the dinosaur become a chef? It wanted to serve up some dino-mite meals!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to travel? A roam-a-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur always carry a pencil? In case it needed to draw its plans!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cold? A snifflesaurus!
Why did the dinosaur go to school? To improve its dino-education!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to surf? A wave-a-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur break out in song? Because it was feeling dino-symphonic!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves jokes? A pun-ceratops!
Why did the dinosaur take a nap? It was feeling a bit dino-sleepy!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves art? A paint-a-saurus!
What did the dinosaur say when it won the lottery? I’m dino-rich!

Extinct Humor

Why are dinosaurs such bad drivers? Because they always go extinct at intersections!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to tell jokes? A pun-adosaurus!
Why did the dinosaur go to the bank? To get its dino-savings!
What did the dinosaur say to the meteor? You're a real extinction event!
Why don’t dinosaurs play poker? Too many cheetahs!
What do you call a dinosaur that tells everyone their business? A gossip-a-saurus!
Why was the dinosaur always calm? Because it had a dino-sense of peace!
What do you call a dinosaur that plays the guitar? A rockosaurus!
Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase to the party? Because it wanted to dino-pack!
What did the dinosaur say when it was late? I’m dino-sorry!
Why do dinosaurs make terrible secret agents? Because they always leave a fossil trail!
What do you call a dinosaur that gets lost? A wander-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur apply for a job? It wanted to dino-earn some cash!
What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg? A limp-a-saurus!
Why do dinosaurs hate jokes? Because they're all a bit dino-cliché!
What did the dinosaur say when it got a haircut? I feel dino-fresh!
Why was the dinosaur so good at sports? It was a dino-champ!
What do you call a dinosaur that can talk? A chat-raptor!
Why did the dinosaur get a promotion? It was dino-mite at its job!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves to read? A book-a-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur join a band? It wanted to be a rock star!

Paleontological Puns

Why did the paleontologist break up with the geologist? They had too many rocks in their relationship!
What do you call a dinosaur's favorite musical? Jurassic Park: The Musical!
Why was the paleontologist great at parties? Because he knew how to dig up fun!
What did the paleontologist say about his favorite fossil? It's un-fossil-gettable!
Why was the paleontologist always calm? Because he knew how to fossilize his emotions!
What do you call a paleontologist who tells jokes? A pun-saurus!
Why do paleontologists make great friends? Because they always dig deep!
What did the paleontologist say to his assistant? Keep excavating those jokes!
Why did the paleontologist sit on the fossil? He wanted to become a part of history!
What do paleontologists use to write? Fossil pens!
Why did the paleontologist love his job? Because it was a dino-sore of a good time!
What do you call a paleontologist who loves to dance? A groove-o-saurus!
Why did the paleontologist bring a ladder? To reach new heights in research!
What do paleontologists eat for breakfast? Dino-scones!
Why did the paleontologist get invited to all the parties? He was the life of the dino-saur!
What do you call a paleontologist with a bad sense of direction? A lost fossil!
Why did the paleontologist love math? Because he could always count on his fossils!
What did the paleontologist say when asked about his favorite dino? I’m a raptor man!
Why do paleontologists love the ocean? Because it’s a great place to fossilize!
What do you call a paleontologist who loves to garden? A dino-planner!
Why did the paleontologist always bring a map? To avoid getting fossil-ized!