Nutrition Puns
Fruits and Veggies
- Lettuce turnip the beet!
- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
- I carrot about you!
- You’re berry special!
- Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
- I’m grapeful for you!
- Peas be mine!
- I’m feeling ripe today!
- You make my heart skip a beet!
- I’m a little chili!
- What’s a fruit’s favorite type of music? Root music!
- I’d tell you a joke about a tomato, but it might ketchup to you.
- I’m trying to be a-peeling.
- Avocado you later!
- You’re one in a melon!
- You’re the apple of my eye!
- Let’s squash our differences.
- I’m totally radishing!
- I’m not a fan of this grape, it’s just too vine!
- You’re un-beet-able!
- Cherries are red, violets are blue, I’m fruity for you!
Healthy Eating
- You’re on a roll with that whole grain!
- Kale yeah, let’s eat healthy!
- I’m feeling a bit nutty!
- Oat it be!
- This meal is un-fish-gettable!
- You’re looking lean and green!
- Just be-leaf in yourself!
- Lettuce celebrate healthy choices!
- You’ve got the zest for life!
- I’m soy into this dish!
- This salad is un-dressed!
- You’re egg-cellent at cooking!
- I can’t beet this meal!
- You’re my main squeeze on this healthy diet!
- Carrots are great for your eyesight, but I can’t see you without you!
- I’m nuts about your healthy cooking!
- This food is simply grape!
- You’re the reason I’m on the straight and narrow!
- I can’t resist a good fiber pun!
- I’m so glad we’re on the same plate!
- That’s a berry good choice!
Cooking and Baking
- I batter you can’t guess what I’m making!
- Whisk it for the biscuit!
- This cake is going to be a piece of cake!
- I knead you in my life!
- It’s a whisk-y business!
- You’re the icing on my cake!
- I can’t find the thyme for this recipe!
- This meal is toast-ally awesome!
- You’re so sweet, you put the sugar in my coffee!
- Bake it till you make it!
- I’m on a roll with these cookies!
- This dish is so good, it should be on a roll!
- You’re making me feel all warm and fuzzy, like fresh bread!
- Let’s taco ‘bout how great this meal is!
- I’m a bit of a whisk taker!
- My love for you is like dough, it rises!
- I’m feeling saucy today!
- You’re the spice of my life!
- This recipe is egg-straordinary!
- I’m just here for the dessert, it’s the cherry on top!
- That soufflé really takes the cake!
Dairy Delights
- I’m feta than ever!
- You’re un-brie-lievable!
- I’m nacho average cheese lover!
- There’s no whey I’m missing out on this!
- I’m so gouda at this!
- You make me feel grate!
- Let’s get this party cheesin’!
- You’re the cream of the crop!
- Life is gouda with you!
- I’m feeling bleu today!
- You’re simply dairy-licious!
- I’m in a whey of my own!
- You’ve got me cheesin’!
- This dish is absolutely whey-tastic!
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni!
- You’re really whey ahead of the game!
- I’m on a cheese high!
- It’s fondue you for being awesome!
- I’m just trying to curdle some love!
- You make my heart melt!
- I can’t brie-lieve how good this is!
Grains and Carbs
- I’m on a roll with these carbs!
- You make my heart race like a grain train!
- I’m feeling a little wheaty today!
- Don’t go breading my heart!
- I knead you to be here!
- This dinner is un-bread-ievable!
- I’m really on the rice track!
- You’re my breadwinner!
- You’re the backbone of my meal!
- I’m oat-standing in my field!
- I can’t believe it’s not butter!
- I’m just here for the pasta-bilities!
- You’ve got this meal buttered up!
- That’s un-rice-istant!
- You’re the gluten to my free!
- Let’s grain some ground!
- You’re my favorite carb loading partner!
- This meal is so a-maize-ing!
- I’m just trying to loaf around!
- You’re the wheat to my chaff!
- I’m sweet on you like brown sugar!