Norse Mythology Puns

Thor's Thunderous Humor

I can't believe it's not Thor!
Thor-oughly enjoying this joke!
What did Thor say to the lightning? You're shocking!
I asked Thor if he could help me lift a heavy object, and he said, 'I'm Thor-oughly prepared!'
Why did Thor always carry a hammer? Because it was his Thor-tune!
Thor's favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
When Thor gets mad, he really lets loose the Thor-ment!
Why does Thor never get lost? Because he has a Thor-ough sense of direction!
What did Thor say when his hammer was missing? 'Mjölnir not be happy about this!'
Thor tried to tell a joke, but it fell flat – maybe it was too Thor-ny!
Why did Thor break up with his girlfriend? She was too Thor-ough!
Thor's favorite game? Thor-tune Teller!
What did the lightning bolt say to Thor? 'You crack me up!'
Thor went to a party and said, 'Let’s get Thor-oughly wild!'
What did Thor say when he finished his meal? 'That was Thor-oughly satisfying!'
What’s Thor’s favorite dessert? Thor-tilla chips with salsa!
Why did Thor apply for a job? He wanted to make some Thor-some money!
What do you call a Thor-oughbred horse? A mighty steed!
Why did Thor cross the road? To get to the other Thor side!
What’s Thor’s favorite exercise? Thor-oughbreds!
When Thor goes fishing, he always catches a Thor-oughly good time!

Loki's Mischievous Wordplay

Loki always has a trick up his sleeve – it’s a Loki-tastic surprise!
What did Loki say to the ice giant? You're just a frost in the wind!
Why did Loki bring a ladder? To reach new Loki-tions!
Loki tried to start a band, but it was too Loki-st!
When Loki plays poker, he always has a Loki up his sleeve!
What’s Loki’s favorite drink? A Loki-cola!
Why did Loki break up with his partner? They just couldn't Loki-nect!
What did Loki say at the comedy club? 'I’m here for the Loki-laughter!'
Loki loves to bake, but his cakes are always Loki-ntroversial!
Why did Loki get a promotion? He was Loki-ally the best!
What do you call Loki in a hurry? Loki-lapse!
Loki’s favorite dance move? The Loki-shuffle!
What did Loki say when he was caught? 'You Loki-ly got me!'
Loki opened a bakery – it was a Loki-tastic success!
What do you call a fight between Thor and Loki? A Thor-ific Loki-cument!
Loki’s favorite season? Loki-tober!
What did Loki say to the sun? 'You’re shining too bright, I can’t Loki!'
Why did Loki visit the doctor? He had a Loki-tion infection!
What’s Loki’s favorite game? Loki-ology!
Loki tried to tell a joke, but it fell flat – it was too Loki-ted!
What did Loki say to the crowd? 'Thanks for the Loki-d applause!'

Valhalla's Valiant Wit

Why do warriors love Valhalla? It’s a Val-halla of a good time!
What do you call a party in Valhalla? A Val-halla-bash!
Valhalla is the best place to chill – it’s Val-halla-cious!
Why did the Valkyrie join the band? She wanted to play Val-harmonics!
What’s a Valhallan's favorite game? Val-halla-cards!
Why do warriors never get lost in Valhalla? They have a Val-halla-matic GPS!
What did the warriors say when they arrived? 'This is Val-halla-mazing!'
Why did the Viking love Valhalla? It was a Val-halla of a life!
What do you call a Valhallan feast? A Val-halla-bration!
When the warriors sing, it’s always a Val-halla-ry!
What do you call a Valhallan hero? A Val-halla-ble!
What’s a Valhallan's favorite sport? Val-halla-ball!
Why do Valhallans never get bored? They’re always Val-halla-busy!
What did the warrior say at the buffet? 'I’m Val-halla-t hungry!'
What’s a Valhallan's favorite beverage? Val-halla-tea!
What did the Valkyrie say when she won? 'I’m Val-halla-mazing!'
Why did the warrior love poetry? It was Val-halla-ryrical!
What do you call a Valhallan artist? A Val-halla-nt!
What’s a Valhallan's favorite movie? 'The Val-halla-nd of Oz!'
What did the warrior say to his friend? 'Let’s Val-halla it up!'
Why do Valhallans make great friends? They’re always Val-halla-ble!

Odin's All-Seer Humor

What did Odin say about his vision? It's Odin-ary!
Odin's favorite game? Odin-ary Chess!
Why did Odin bring a map? He wanted to be Odin-telligent!
What did Odin do when he won the lottery? He went Odin-ward!
Odin always makes good decisions – he’s Odin-arily wise!
What’s Odin’s favorite drink? Odin-ary coffee!
Why did Odin start a garden? He wanted to grow his Odin-ary herbs!
What did Odin say about his jokes? They’re Odin-arily funny!
Why did Odin never lose his keys? He was Odin-telligent enough to remember!
Odin’s favorite breakfast? Odin-ary cereal!
What did Odin say to the warriors? ‘Let’s Odin-ize our strategy!’
What do you call Odin after a workout? Odin-tioned!
Why did Odin become an artist? He wanted to create Odin-ary masterpieces!
What’s Odin’s favorite type of music? Odin-ary rock!
Odin tried to tell a story, but it was too Odin-ary!
What did Odin say when he was complimented? 'I’m just Odin-ary!'
Why did Odin start a blog? He wanted to share his Odin-ary thoughts!
What do you call Odin in a hurry? Odin-ator!
What did Odin do at the comedy club? He told his Odin-ary jokes!
Odin's favorite holiday? Odin-ary Christmas!
What’s Odin’s favorite workout? Odin-ary yoga!

Freya's Fabulous Fun

Why did Freya start a fashion line? She wanted to create Freya-bulous outfits!
What’s Freya’s favorite flower? Freya-nch tulips!
Why did Freya become a chef? She loved to cook Freya-licious meals!
What did Freya say to the cat? 'You’re Freya-mazing!'
Freya loves to dance – she’s a Freya-quent performer!
What’s Freya’s favorite dessert? Freya-nch pastries!
Why did Freya love to travel? She wanted to see the Freya-ntastic world!
What do you call Freya’s fashion advice? Freya-lure tips!
Freya’s favorite hobby? Freya-graphy!
Why did Freya become a teacher? She wanted to share Freya-ducation!
What’s Freya’s favorite movie genre? Freya-ction!
What did Freya say about her makeup? 'It’s Freya-ntastic!'
Why did Freya start a podcast? To share her Freya-mazing stories!
Freya loves animals – she’s a Freya-nd to all creatures!
What do you call Freya in a hurry? Freya-ll!
What did Freya say at the party? 'Let’s have a Freya-licious time!'
Why did Freya love the beach? It was Freya-tastic!
What’s Freya’s favorite game? Freya-tionary!
What did Freya say to her friends? 'You’re all Freya-ntastic!'
Why did Freya love spring? It’s Freya-king beautiful!
What’s Freya’s favorite drink? Freya-licious smoothies!