Nintendo Puns

Mario Puns

I'm not a plumber, but I can fix your pipes with a Mario jump!
I tried to take a shortcut, but it was a real Mushroom Kingdom disaster.
Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She kept saying, 'It's not you, it's-a me!'
When Luigi gets sad, he just 'mushroom' for improvement.
I asked Mario if he wanted to join my band, but he said he couldn't find the right 'key'.
Luigi always has the best advice—he's a real 'bro'-tagonist!
I told Mario to stop playing games, but he said he's just trying to 'level up' his life.
When Mario plays hide and seek, he always says, 'You can't see me, I'm in my shell!'
Peach's favorite game? 'Peach-a-boo!'
I tried to catch a speeding Koopa, but it was too 'shellfish'.
Mario loves to cook, but he's always adding too much 'spaghetti' to the sauce.
Why did Mario join the gym? He wanted to work on his 'jumping jacks'!
When Mario became a gardener, he became the 'mushroom expert'.
I told Mario to do some stretching, but he just wanted to 'warp' to the next level.
Why did Luigi bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a Mario character who loves math? A 'Pi' Mario!
Mario became a motivational speaker—he's great at 'jumping' into action!
Why are Mario's friends always so happy? Because they know how to 'power-up'!
When Mario goes fishing, he always says, 'Let's make this a real 'catch' of the day!'
Why did Mario start a bakery? He wanted to make some 'sweet power-ups'!
What did Mario say when he got a promotion? 'I'm-a the boss now!'

Zelda Puns

Why did Link bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to reach the 'higher' levels!
I asked Link if he was excited for the new game, and he said, 'It's going to be 'a-maze'-ing!'
Why did Princess Zelda get kicked out of the orchestra? She couldn't stop hitting the 'notes'!
Link's favorite type of music? 'Ocarina' tunes!
When Zelda plays poker, she always goes for the 'full Triforce'!
Link opened a bakery, but he couldn't find the right 'dough'!
Why did Link always win at chess? He was the 'Knight' in shining armor!
Zelda tried to start a band, but they couldn't agree on a 'name'!
Why did Link get lost in the woods? He couldn't find his 'way' to the next dungeon!
When Link's friends want to cheer him up, they say, 'Don't worry, you'll 'sword' it out!'
Zelda loves to garden; she’s a real 'Hyrule' green thumb!
What do you call Link when he makes a mistake? A 'Link-up'!
Why did Zelda become a chef? To master the art of 'cooking with courage'!
Link's favorite type of clothing? 'Tunic'!
Why did the Goron start exercising? He wanted to 'rock' his gains!
What did Link say after winning a race? 'That was a real 'sword'-sprint!'
Zelda loves to tell jokes; her humor is always 'on point'!
Why did Link bring a pencil to the dungeon? To draw his own 'map'!
What did Link say to his friend who was late? 'You really need to 'warp' it up!'
Zelda's favorite dessert? 'Triforce-berry pie'!
Why did Link always carry a map? He hated feeling 'lost in the woods'!

Pokémon Puns

Why did Pikachu break up with his partner? They couldn't 'spark' a connection!
What do you call a Pokémon that loves to bake? A 'Pika-chef'!
Why did Squirtle join a band? He wanted to be a 'shell-ebrity'!
When Charizard starts a fire, it's always a 'flame-tastic' show!
Why did the Charmander get a job? He wanted to 'light' up his resume!
How do you organize a Pokémon party? You 'Poké' invite everyone!
What did Ash say to his Pokémon when they won? 'You really 'battled' for it!'
Why did the Jigglypuff get kicked out of the karaoke bar? Too much 'singing' along!
What do you call a Pokémon who tells bad jokes? A 'pun-ching' bag!
Why did the Pokéball break up with the Master Ball? It wanted to 'catch' something more!
What did the Pokémon say when it was surprised? 'Pika-what?!'
Why was the Pokémon trainer always calm? They knew how to keep their 'cool' in a battle!
How does a Pokémon stay in shape? By doing 'Poké-yoga'!
Why did the Bulbasaur start a gardening business? He wanted to 'grow' his own food!
What did the Snorlax say after a long nap? 'I'm 'snore'-mally great!'
Why did the Meowth join the band? To play some 'cat-astrophic' music!
What do you call a Pokémon that loves coffee? A 'Brew-tle'!
Why did the trainer go to school? To get a 'Pokédex-education'!
What did the Pokémon say when it got a compliment? 'Thanks, I feel 'evolved'!'
Why did Eevee always change its hairstyle? It wanted to keep it 'evolving'!
How did the trainer feel after winning? They were on 'cloud nine'!

Animal Crossing Puns

Why did Tom Nook open a restaurant? He wanted to make some 'dough'!
What do you call a singing villager? A 'karaoke critter'!
Why did the player go to the bank? To 'deposit' some bells!
How do you compliment Isabelle? 'You’re 'paw-sitively' amazing!'
What did the player say to the lazy villager? 'Stop ‘sloth-ing’ around!'
When the player got a new house, they said, 'This is 'paw-some'!'
Why did the player bring a ladder to the island? To reach new 'heights'!
What’s a villager’s favorite exercise? 'Fishing for compliments'!
Why did the player start gardening? They wanted to 'grow' their friendship!
What do you call a party with villagers? A 'critter-vention'!
Why did the player get kicked out of the café? They were being too 'brew-dacious'!
What did the player say when they saw a rare bug? 'That's a 'catch' of the day!'
Why did the player avoid the rainy days? They didn't want to get too 'soggy'!
How do villagers celebrate their birthdays? With a 'party-critters' theme!
What did the player say when they found a rare fish? 'I'm so 'fin'-tastic!'
Why did the player take a nap? They wanted to 'rest' their 'paws'!
What do you call a fashion show on the island? A 'style-critter' event!
Why did the player love the beach? It was a 'shore' thing!
What did the player say to the grumpy villager? 'Don't be so 'crabby'!'
How do villagers keep track of time? With 'bell-timers'!
What do you call a fishing tournament? A 'reel' competition!'

Smash Bros Puns

Why did the character bring a ladder to Smash Bros? To reach 'new heights'!
What do you call a sneaky fighter? A 'stealthy smash'!
Why was Kirby always invited to parties? He knows how to 'suck' it up!
What did Mario say during a fight? 'It's-a me, a smash champion!'
Why did the player love playing with Link? He always had the best 'sword' moves!
What’s a Pikachu’s favorite fight move? 'Thunder Smash!'
Why did the player get kicked out of the tournament? They were too 'punchy'!
What do you call it when two fighters argue? A 'smash debate'!
Why did the player always choose Bowser? He liked to 'fire' up the competition!
What did Zelda say when she won? 'I’m the princess of smash!'
Why did the player bring snacks to the match? To 'fuel' the battle!
What do you call a fighter who loves to dance? A 'smash-move' artist!
Why did Samus bring a vacuum to the match? She wanted to 'suck' it up!
What’s Donkey Kong's favorite type of music? 'Swing' beats!
Why did the player love playing as Yoshi? He always brought the 'egg-citement'!
What do you call a fight that ends too soon? A 'smash flop'!
Why was the player always calm during matches? They knew how to 'keep their cool'!
What did the fighters say after a long battle? 'That was a real 'smash-up'!'
Why did the player choose Fox? He was always 'fast as lightning'!
What did Link say when he lost? 'I need to 'level up'!'
Why did the fighters love to hang out? They always had a 'smashing' good time!