Native American Mythology Puns

Animal Spirits

What did the bear say when he heard a joke? It was un-bear-lievable!
Why did the wolf always win arguments? He had a howling good point!
What do you call a wise old owl? A real hoot!
Why did the deer bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
What did the fox say when he was complimented? 'Oh, stop it, you’re making me blush!'
Why was the crow so good at sports? He always had the best caw-ordination!
What did the rabbit say at the party? 'This is un-fur-gettable!'
Why did the coyote start a band? He had the perfect howl!
What did the eagle say when he got a promotion? 'I’m on top of the world!'
Why was the raccoon so good at poker? He always had a good hand!
What did the salmon say when it won the race? 'I’m hooked on winning!'
Why did the bison join a gym? He wanted to beef up!
What’s a snake’s favorite dance? The hiss-terical shuffle!
Why did the owl get a job? He wanted to earn a little hoot-money!
What did the turtle say to the hare? 'I may be slow, but I'm shell-shocked by your speed!'
Why did the parrot get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!
What did the moose say to the squirrel? 'Stop being so nutty!'
Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean's bottom!
What did the antelope say about the party? 'It was a leap of faith!'
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the bar? He had a big bill!
What did the sea turtle say to the crab? 'Stop being so shellfish!'

Creation Myths

Why did the Creator break up with the Earth? It needed space!
What’s a deity’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll, because they created it!
Why don’t gods tell secrets? Because they might create a rumor!
What did the universe say to the Big Bang? 'You really know how to make an entrance!'
Why did the stars always get invited to parties? They were stellar guests!
What did the wind say to the mountains? 'You rock my world!'
Why did the river break up with the lake? They were just too shallow!
What’s a mythological creature’s favorite game? Hide and seek, because they love to be elusive!
Why did the sun apply for a job? It wanted to shine in the workplace!
What do you call a god who loves to garden? A deity with green thumbs!
Why did the earth start a band? It had great rock formations!
What did the moon say to the sun? 'You light up my life!'
Why did the forest get promoted? It was always branching out!
What do you call a deity that loves to cook? A god of thyme!
Why did the ocean apply for a job? It wanted to make waves in the workplace!
What did the mountain say to the valley? 'I’m really high on life!'
Why don’t clouds ever get lost? They follow their own path!
What do you call a mythological creature who tells jokes? A pun-derful being!
Why did the comet break up with the asteroid? It needed more space!
What did the earth say to the sky? 'I’m just trying to rise to the occasion!'
Why did the volcano join the choir? It had a blast singing!

Legendary Heroes

Why did the hero break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a damsel!
What did the legendary hero say to his sidekick? 'You’re my best paladin!'
Why did the hero always carry a pencil? To draw his sword!
What do you call a lazy hero? A super slacker!
Why did the hero start a bakery? He kneaded the dough!
What did the hero say to the villain? 'You’re just a little too shady!'
Why did the hero bring a ladder? To reach new heights of bravery!
What do you call a hero who tells bad jokes? A pun-derful warrior!
Why did the hero love math? He was good with figures and problems!
What did the hero say to the dragon? 'You’re just blowing smoke!'
Why did the hero get kicked out of the bar? He couldn’t stop boasting!
What did the hero wear to the party? His best cape!
Why did the hero take up gardening? He wanted to grow his own legend!
What do you call a hero on a diet? A super slim-er!
Why did the hero always win races? He had the best pace!
What did the hero say when he found treasure? 'I’m rich in legends!'
Why did the hero get a job at the bakery? He wanted to rise to the occasion!
What did the hero say to the audience? 'Thanks for being my fans, I couldn't do it without you!'
Why did the hero start a podcast? He wanted to share his epic tales!
What do you call a hero who loves music? A hero with good taste!
Why did the hero get a pet? He wanted a sidekick with paws!

Trickster Tales

Why did the trickster cross the road? To outsmart the chicken!
What do you call a trickster with a degree? A sly-ologist!
Why did the trickster bring a suitcase? Because he loved to travel light!
What did the trickster say to the serious person? 'Lighten up, it’s just a joke!'
Why did the trickster always carry a mirror? To reflect on his mischief!
What’s a trickster’s favorite game? Pranks and ladders!
Why did the trickster start a comedy club? He wanted to crack people up!
What do you call a trickster who loves to dance? A boogie-woogie mischief-maker!
Why was the trickster so good at hide and seek? Because he’s always on the lam!
What did the trickster say to the straight man? 'You’re just too predictable!'
Why did the trickster love the internet? He could play tricks from anywhere!
What do you call a trickster who loves to cook? A mischief chef!
Why did the trickster get a job in advertising? He was great at pulling people in!
What did the trickster say when he got caught? 'I’m just a misunderstood prankster!'
Why did the trickster get kicked out of school? He was too much of a class clown!
What do you call a trickster who loves puzzles? A riddle-me-this type!
Why did the trickster love magic shows? He enjoyed pulling rabbits out of hats!
What did the trickster say about his reputation? 'I’m just misunderstood!'
Why did the trickster write a book? He wanted to share his tales of woe and how to get around them!
What do you call a trickster who loves poetry? A sly poet!
Why did the trickster become a lawyer? He was great at bending the rules!

Cultural Symbols

Why did the dreamcatcher go to therapy? It had too many tangled thoughts!
What did the totem pole say at the party? 'I’m here to take things to a whole new level!'
Why did the feathers become fashion icons? They were always in vogue!
What do you call a cultural symbol that breaks the rules? A rebel with a cause!
What did the medicine wheel say to the earth? 'You complete me!'
Why did the pottery get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a cultural symbol that loves to sing? A melody maker!
Why did the drum always get invited to parties? It had the best beat!
What did the beadwork say to the fabric? 'We’re a perfect match!'
Why did the cultural symbols start a band? They wanted to show their unity!
What do you call a wise old symbol? A sage of the ages!
Why did the mask get a job in acting? It was great at playing roles!
What did the blanket say when it was cold? 'I need to be wrapped up in comfort!'
Why did the cultural symbol become a chef? It loved to spice things up!
What do you call a cultural symbol that can tell jokes? A pun-derful icon!
Why was the shield always calm? It knew how to deflect negativity!
What did the symbol say to the artist? 'You’re bringing me to life!'
Why did the cultural symbols start a podcast? They had so many stories to share!
What do you call a cultural symbol that loves sports? An athletic icon!
Why did the necklace break up with the bracelet? It needed some space!
What did the cultural symbol say at the reunion? 'It’s great to see us all together!'