Mythology Puns

Greek Mythology

Why did Athena break up with her boyfriend? He was a real Athen-jerk!
Hercules couldn't find his phone, so he called it 'Hercu-lost'.
What did Zeus say to the lightning bolt? 'You're shocking!'
Why did the Minotaur get a job? He wanted to make some bulls-ine profits.
How does Persephone stay fit? She does a lot of underworld workouts.
Why was Medusa so bad at relationships? She always turns people to stone.
What do you call a Greek god who loves to play music? A Zeusician!
Why did the Trojan horse get kicked out of the party? It was too much of a 'gift'!
What did Aphrodite say when asked about love? 'It's all in the heart, darling!'
Why did Odysseus always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw his bow.
How did the Greek gods communicate? They used 'Olympic' messaging!
What do you call a smart Cyclops? A 'uni-verse' thinker.
Why did the grape refuse to fight? It didn't want to get 'squished' like a grape in the underworld.
Why was Hermes always late? He was busy 'winging' it!
What did the Oracle say about the future? It's all 'hocus pocus' and 'pythos'!
Why did the siren break up with her boyfriend? He was too 'sea-sick'.
What is Hera's favorite game? 'Monopoly'—because she loves to own everything!
Why did the Centaur become a therapist? He was good at 'horse-sense'!
What did the Greek god use to keep his secrets? 'Zeus-tache'!
How do you make a Greek god laugh? Tell them a 'Hercu-laugh'!
Why did the goddess of love start a bakery? She wanted to make 'sweethearts'!

Why did Loki join a band? He wanted to play the 'Loki-guitar'!
Thor's favorite drink? 'Thunder-brew'!
What does Odin say when he loses something? 'I can't find my 'Odin' keys!'
Why did Freya refuse to share her food? She didn't want to 'Freya-n' anyone.
What did the Valkyrie say to the warrior? 'You're my 'sword-mate'!'
Why was the Norse god always calm? He practiced 'Thor-apy'.
What do you call a Norse god who loves gardening? 'Thor-mato'!
Why did the gods always carry a map? They didn’t want to get lost in 'Valhalla'!
What did Loki say when he won the lottery? 'I'm feeling 'trickster-ific'!'
Why was Thor's hammer always in trouble? It just couldn't 'Mjolnir' its own business!
What did Odin say when he saw a bad movie? 'That was 'Odin-ary'!'
Why did the Norse gods love to play sports? They enjoyed 'Valhalla-lympics'!
What did Freya say to the flower? 'You're blooming 'goddess-tic'!'
Why did Loki get kicked out of school? He was too 'tricky' for the teachers.
What do you call a Norse god on a diet? 'Thor-oughly' starving!
Why was the Norse god such a good cook? He had great 'Thor-mance' in the kitchen!
What did the warriors say when they were ready to eat? 'Let's 'Valhalla' together!'
Why did Thor bring a ladder? He heard the job was 'above' his pay grade!
What did Odin tell his children? 'Don't forget to study your 'Odin-fables'!'
Why did the Valkyrie start a podcast? She loved to 'valkyrie' her thoughts!
What did Loki say at the end of a long day? 'I'm 'tricked' out!'

Why was the Pharaoh so good at poker? He always had a great 'deck'-of cards!
What do you call a lazy Egyptian? A 'Sphinx' of a person!
Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind some 'bandages'!
What did the Nile say to the Pyramid? 'You're looking 'pyramid-ly' perfect!'
Why did Cleopatra break up with Caesar? He was too 'Roman-antic'!
What do you call an Egyptian superhero? A 'Pharaoh-hero'!
Why was the cat so good at chess? It was a 'purr-fect' strategist!
What did the Egyptian say after finishing a meal? 'That was 'sphinx-tastic'!'
Why did the scarab beetle join the gym? He wanted to get 'buffed'!
What did the goddess say about her hairstyle? 'I’m going for that 'Nefertiti' look!'
What did the Nile say after a storm? 'I'm 'current-ly' feeling better!'
Why did the Sphinx get a job in construction? She was good at 'building' puzzles!
What did Anubis say at the party? 'Let’s get this 'mummy' moving!'
Why do Egyptians love math? Because they are great at 'Pharaoh-metrics'!
What do you call a Pharaoh with a sense of humor? A 'pun-Pharaoh'!
How did the ancient Egyptians send messages? By 'hieroglyph-ics'!
Why was the pyramid so popular? It was always in the 'lime-light'!
What did the Egyptian god say to his followers? 'You are all 'sphinx-credible'!'
Why did the Pharaoh fail his driving test? He kept taking wrong 'turns'!
What do you call a Pharaoh who loves to dance? 'Disco-pharaoh'!
What did the hieroglyph say to the other? 'You’re 'glyph-ted'!'

Why did Krishna bring a ladder? To reach new 'heights' of devotion!
What did Shiva say when he got a haircut? 'Now I’m 'Shiv-ified'!'
Why is Ganesha great at parties? He knows how to 'trunk' it up!
What do you call a smart Hindu god? A 'wise-hta'!
Why did the gods throw a dance party? They wanted to 'Bhagavad-groove'!
What did the goddess say when asked for advice? 'Just follow your 'dharma'!'
Why did the cow refuse to leave? It was 'udderly' content!
What do you call a Hindu god who loves comedy? A 'laugh-ganesha'!
What did Rama say to Sita? 'You’re my 'Sita-tion' for happiness!'
Why was the river so calm? It practiced 'Ganga-therapy'!
What did the sage say when he lost his watch? 'Time waits for no 'rishi'!'
Why did the devotee bring a pencil? To draw closer to 'Brahma'!
What did the yogi say to his friend? 'Let's 'meditate' on this!'
Why do Hindu deities love tea? They find it 'chai-nteresting'!
What did Indra say when he won the race? 'I’m the 'King of the Clouds'!'
How does a Hindu god send messages? Through 'divine-ary' notes!
Why was the temple so popular? It had great 'spiritual vibes'!
What did the deity say when he got a new car? 'This is 'divine-ly' awesome!'
What do you call a Hindu god with a sense of humor? 'Joking-esh'!
Why did the yogi refuse to argue? He wanted to keep his 'peace of mind'!
What did the sage say when asked to perform? 'I’m always ready for a 'yoga' session!'

Why was the samurai so good at math? He knew how to 'katana-lyze' numbers!
What did the yokai say to the ghost? 'You’re looking 'spook-tacular'!'
Why did the kami get a job? To earn some 'spiritual salary'!
What do you call a lazy Japanese spirit? A 'yokai-napping'!
Why did the dragon start a bakery? He wanted to make 'fire-baked' goods!
What did the tanuki say when he found a coin? 'This is 'tanuki-licious'!'
How does a kitsune send messages? With 'fox-press' delivery!
Why was the Japanese god always calm? He practiced 'zen-ergy'!
What did the samurai say when he finished his meal? 'That was 'katana-licious'!'
Why did the cherry blossom tree fail art class? It couldn't find its 'bloom-tastic' style!
What do you call a wise old spirit? A 'yokai-nsight'!
What did the god say to his followers? 'You're all 'kami-mazing'!'
Why was the shrine so popular? It had good 'spirit-ual vibes'!
What did the demon say after a workout? 'I’m feeling 'oni-credible'!'
Why was the sushi chef so successful? He had 'roll-model' skills!
What did the fox say during a race? 'I’m always in 'fox-trot'!'
Why did the kami love gardening? It was 'spirit-ed' away in nature!
What do you call a wise fox? A 'kitsune-sage'!
What did the yokai say when he won the lottery? 'I’m feeling 'yokai-rrific'!'
Why did the samurai join the band? He wanted to play 'katana-strings'!
What did the dragon say at the party? 'Let’s get this 'fire' started!'