Motorcycle Puns

Biker Life

I'm just wheelin' and dealin' in the biker life.
Why did the motorcycle break up with its girlfriend? It couldn't handle the relationship.
Life's a journey, enjoy the ride!
I'm a real 'wheel' deal on the road.
Don't be a lone wolf, ride with the pack!
Every biker has a 'handle' on life.
It's not just a bike, it's a way of life!
I can't keep calm, I'm a biker!
My bike and I share a special 'bond'!
Bikers: because sometimes you just need to let loose and throttle up!
I'm 'brake'-ing all the rules on my motorcycle!
Riding a motorcycle is my 'wheel' of fortune!
Every mile is a smile for a biker!
Why did the biker join a band? He wanted to get some 'tune-up'!
You know you're a biker when your idea of a good time is 'rev'-ving the engine.
Keep calm and ride on!
I tried to start a motorcycle club, but it was just a 'crank' idea.
Bikers do it with more horsepower!
My bike has a great sense of 'humor'—it always cracks me up!
Two wheels move the soul, but a good pun moves the heart!
Why do bikers make great comedians? They know how to 'rev' up the crowd!

I can't believe I lost my wrench; it was a total 'tool' disaster!
Why did the bike go to therapy? It had too many 'brake' ups!
I told my bike a pun, but it just couldn't 'handle' it!
When your bike needs a tune-up, it's time for some 'axle' therapy.
Why do motorcycles hate the cold? They can't 'handle' the frosty weather!
I'm not lazy; I'm just in 'park' mode!
The best way to fix a bike? Just give it a good 'tire' talk!
Why did the mechanic break up with his girlfriend? She had too many 'issues'!
I'm 'brake'-ing up with my old tools for some new ones!
My bike has a great 'attitude'—it never 'tires' of my company!
How do bikers stay in shape? They do 'wheel' workouts!
The mechanic said my bike needed a new 'frame of mind'.
Why do bikes always win arguments? They know how to 'gear' up!
I asked my bike what it wanted for lunch. It said 'brake-fast'!
The secret to a happy bike? A good 'oil' change!
Why do motorcycles never get lost? They always follow their 'cycle-path'!
I had a flat tire, but I 'inflated' my spirits!
My bike is like a good friend; it always has my 'back wheel'!
Why did the chain break up with the sprocket? It found someone more 'connected'.
What did the bike say to the mechanic? 'I'm feeling a bit 'wheezy' today!'
Why did the motorcycle apply for a job? It wanted to make 'some change'!

I tried to race my bike, but I couldn't keep up with the 'pace'!
Why did the biker win the race? He had a 'lead' foot!
I thought about racing, but I didn't want to 'lose my brakes'!
The race was so close, I almost lost my 'handle' on it!
Why do motorcycles always win races? They have great 'torque'!
I don't need a map; I just 'follow the road' to victory!
Bikers know how to 'accelerate' their chances of winning!
I signed up for a motorcycle race, but I was in it for the 'ride'!
Why did the biker bring a ladder to the race? He wanted to take it to the next 'level'!
What do you call a motorcycle race in the rain? A 'slip' and slide!
I was going to race, but I got 'tired'!
The biker's favorite part of racing? The 'thrill of the chase'!
Why did the racer eat a tire? He wanted to get 'tread' in his diet!
I can't believe I lost the race; talk about a 'downhill' battle!
How do bikers celebrate after a race? With a 'victory lap'!
Why do motorcycles make terrible secret agents? They always 'rev' up the engine!
I thought I could outrun the competition, but they had too much 'speed'!
What do you call a biker who wins every race? A 'cycle-path'!
Why do bikers love racing? It's all about the 'rush'!
I'm not just fast; I'm 'wheel-y' fast!
Why was the motorcycle always ahead in the race? It had a 'head start'!

Why did the motorcycle apply for a job? It wanted to make some 'cents'!
What do you call a bike that tells jokes? A 'pun-derful' ride!
Why don't motorcycles ever get lost? They always 'know the way'!
What did the tire say to the bike? 'I'm 'tread'-ing lightly!'
Why did the biker bring string to his ride? To tie up loose 'ends'!
What do you call a motorcycle that can't stop? A 'brake'-less wonder!
Why was the biker so good at math? He knew how to 'calculate' his speed!
What do you call a motorcycle that plays music? A 'tune-ning fork'!
Why did the motorcycle refuse to race? It didn't want to get 'exhausted'!
What did the biker say when he dropped his bike? 'That's a 'crash' course in riding!'
Why don't motorcycles ever get into arguments? They prefer 'peace and throttle'!
What do you call a biker who loves puzzles? A 'riddle' rider!
Why do bikers make terrible secret agents? They can't keep it 'under wraps'!
What did the biker say to his friend? 'Let's 'gear' up for fun!'
Why did the motorcycle go to school? To 'learn the ropes'!
What do you call a bike that loves to dance? A 'groove-cycle'!
Why was the biker always calm? He knew how to 'brake' for a moment!
What do you call a motorcycle at a comedy show? A 'laughing' ride!
Why did the biker always carry a pencil? In case he needed to 'draw' a line!
What did the biker say to his tired friend? 'Don't worry, we'll 'rev' it up soon!'
Why did the motorcycle apply for a loan? It needed some 'cash flow'!