Monster Puns

Frankenstein Fun

What did Frankenstein say to his bride? I love you with all my heart, even if it's not my own!
Why did Frankenstein always win at poker? Because he had the best 'hand'!
Frankenstein opened a bakery; his specialty? Monster muffins!
How does Frankenstein keep his hair in place? With 'stitch' gel!
What did Frankenstein say when he broke a bone? 'It’s a bit of a 'break' in my character!'
Why did Frankenstein get kicked out of school? He had too many 'shock' excuses!
Frankenstein started a band; they called it 'The Electric Monsters'!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite game? Hide and 'shock'!
Why did Frankenstein never get lost? He always followed his 'heart'!
What does Frankenstein do at the beach? He 'sandwiches' himself between two towels!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein tell secrets? Because he can’t keep his 'parts' together!
How does Frankenstein stay fit? He does 'grave' workouts!
What’s Frankenstein's favorite food? 'Scream' cheese!
Why was Frankenstein such a good friend? He always 'put the pieces together'!
What did Frankenstein say to his therapist? 'I have some 'serious' issues!'
Why was Frankenstein great at math? He knew how to 'multiply' his parts!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite exercise? The 'stitch' press!
Why did Frankenstein love the winter? He was a fan of 'chill' vibes!
What does Frankenstein use to communicate? 'Text' and 'shocks'!
Why did Frankenstein join the circus? Because he wanted to be a 'monster' performer!
What music does Frankenstein hate? 'Heavy metal'!
How did Frankenstein get his degree? He studied 'hard' and 'fast'!

Vampire Vibes

What do you call a vampire who takes a bath? A 'clean' bite!
Why do vampires always seem sick? They’re always coffin!
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit? A 'blood' orange!
How do vampires get around? By 'blood' bus!
What’s a vampire’s favorite dessert? 'Blood' pudding!
Why did the vampire go to school? To improve his 'stake'-holding skills!
What do you call a vampire's favorite musical? 'The Phantom of the Opera'!
Why are vampires such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
What did the vampire wear to his wedding? A 'blood' red dress!
Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't 'handle' his 'fangs'!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Why did the vampire join a gym? He wanted to work on his 'bicep' curls!
What’s a vampire’s favorite exercise? 'Bite' aerobics!
Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to 'raise funds'!
What do you call a vampire who loves math? A 'count'!
How do vampires keep their secrets? Under 'wraps'!
What do vampires do on vacation? They 'stake' out the best spots!
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of movie? 'Blood' and gore!
Why are vampires so good at chess? They always think a 'few moves' ahead!
What does a vampire say at a party? 'Let’s have a 'fang-tastic' time!'
Why did the vampire bring a ladder? To reach the high 'stakes'!
What’s a vampire’s favorite game? 'Hide and 'scream'!

Ghostly Giggles

Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a 'boo'-last!
What do you call a ghost who tells jokes? A 'funny boo'!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
What did the ghost say to the pumpkin? 'You’re looking 'gourd' today!'
Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She was too 'spooky' for him!
What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? 'Ghoul'-ade!
How do ghosts stay in shape? They do 'spook-erobics'!
What do you call a ghost who loves to dance? The 'boogie man'!
Why do ghosts make bad liars? Because you can see right through their 'story'!
What did the ghost say when he was invited to dinner? 'I’m 'dying' to go!'
Why did the ghost apply for a job? He wanted to earn some 'spook-tacular' cash!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? 'Soul' music!
What do ghosts use to communicate? 'Boo'-mail!
Why did the ghost get a promotion? He was 'spirited' away!
What did the ghost wear to the dance? His best 'sheet'!
Why do ghosts love autumn? Because of all the 'haunting' colors!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A 'hoblin'!
Why did the ghost join a band? He wanted to be a 'boo'-ss player!
What’s a ghost’s favorite holiday? 'All Hallows’ Eve'!
How do ghosts keep their homes tidy? They use 'spook-tacular' cleaning supplies!
What do you call a ghost’s favorite game? 'Boo'-ring!
Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his 'spirit'!

Werewolf Winks

What do you call a werewolf with a broken leg? A 'limping wolf'!
Why did the werewolf always win at poker? Because he could 'howl' the competition!
What do you call a werewolf who loves to garden? A 'howl-iday' gardener!
Why did the werewolf get kicked out of the bar? He was 'howling' too loud!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite exercise? 'Howl-astics'!
Why did the werewolf join a band? He wanted to play 'howl'-arious tunes!
What did the werewolf say to his friend? 'I’m not 'paws'-itive about that!'
How do werewolves get their hair done? At the 'hairy' salon!
What do you call a werewolf who tells jokes? A 'howl-arious' comedian!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite time of day? 'Howl' o'clock!
Why don’t werewolves ever get lost? They always follow their 'nose'!
What do you call a werewolf with a sense of humor? A 'howl-arious' guy!
Why did the werewolf cross the road? To 'howl' at the moon!
What’s a werewolf's favorite dessert? 'Howl' cake!
Why did the werewolf start a blog? To share his 'howl' of a time!
What do you call a werewolf that loves to cook? A 'howl'-inary chef!
Why did the werewolf go to therapy? He had some 'hairy' issues!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite movie? 'Howl's Moving Castle'!
How does a werewolf stay in shape? By doing 'howl-istic' exercises!
What do you call a werewolf who can't stop singing? 'Howl-lywood' star!
Why did the werewolf become a detective? He had a knack for 'howl-istics'!
What do you call a friendly werewolf? A 'howl-mate'!

Zombie Zingers

What do you call a zombie who writes? A 'dead' poet!
Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his 'brain'-power!
What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise? 'Dead'-lifting!
How do zombies get around town? They take the 'dead' bus!
What do zombies use to keep their clothes clean? 'Bleach' and 'brains'!
What did the zombie say to his girlfriend? 'I love you with all my 'heart', even if it's not beating!'
Why did the zombie cross the road? To eat the 'brain' on the other side!
What do you call a zombie who tells jokes? A 'pundead'!
Why did the zombie get a job? He wanted to make a 'living'!
What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? 'Brain'-wich!
Why do zombies love music? Because it’s a 'dead' ringer!
What do you call a fashionable zombie? A 'haute' undead!
Why are zombies such bad comedians? Because their jokes are 'dead'!
What did the zombie wear to the party? His best 'grave' clothes!
How do zombies stay in shape? They do 'dead'-icated workouts!
What’s a zombie’s favorite board game? 'Dead'-opoly!
Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She was too 'brain'-dead!
What do you call a zombie who loves to dance? A 'boogie zombie'!
What’s a zombie’s favorite social media? 'Instagrave'!
Why did the zombie start a band? He wanted to play 'rock and roll'!
How does a zombie send messages? Through 'dead'-mail!
What do you call a zombie who loves to cook? A 'chef-dread'!