Monkey Puns

Monkey Business

What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A funky monkey!
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What did the monkey say to the banana? You’re a-peeling!
Why did the monkey cross the road? To swing on the other side!
What do you get when you cross a monkey with a dog? A chim-poodle!
Why don't monkeys use the computer? They're afraid of the web!
What do you call a monkey that can play the piano? A chimpanzee!
What’s a monkey’s favorite game? Ape-ricots!
Why was the monkey so good at basketball? He had great dunking skills!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A babooom!
Why did the monkey go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit bananas!
What do you call a monkey that loves to tell jokes? A pun-ky monkey!
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the monkey order at the restaurant? A bunch of bananas!
Why did the monkey sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
What did the monkey say to the tree? It's time to get a little nutty!
What's a monkey's favorite type of music? Swing!
Why did the monkey break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy!
What do you call a monkey that loves math? A chimp-lete!
Why was the monkey always getting into trouble? It was a little too cheeky!
What’s a monkey’s favorite drink? A banana smoothie!

Why did the monkey go to school? To improve its ape-titude!
What do you call a mischievous monkey? A prank-ape!
Why do monkeys love to swing? They find it a-maze-ing!
What do monkeys do when they get bored? They go bananas!
Why did the monkey take a bath? It wanted to feel squeaky clean!
What’s a monkey’s favorite exercise? Banana-cise!
Why did the monkey join the circus? He wanted to be a juggler!
What do you get when you cross a monkey with a tree? A monkey tree-mendous!
Why did the monkey wear a suit? It was going to a business ape-ointment!
What do you call a monkey on the beach? A sandy ape!
Why was the monkey a great comedian? It always had the crowd howling!
What do you call a monkey that loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
Why did the monkey bring a suitcase? It was going on a jungle expedition!
What’s a monkey’s favorite holiday? Ape-ril Fool's Day!
Why did the monkey get a job? It wanted to earn some 'monkey'!
What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? Banana split!
Why do monkeys make terrible secret agents? They can't keep their hands to themselves!
What do you call a monkey who loves to read? A bookworm-zee!
Why did the monkey get kicked out of the bar? It was throwing bananas!
What do you call a monkey who loves to play video games? A joystick-ape!
Why did the monkey always carry a pencil? To draw attention!

What did the clever monkey do at the party? It really knew how to monkey around!
Why did the monkey become a scientist? It wanted to create some ape-mazing experiments!
What do you call a monkey who solves crimes? A detective-ape!
Why was the monkey such a good problem-solver? Because it had a lot of 'ape-titude'!
What do you call a monkey that can sing? A chimp-tune!
Why did the monkey start a podcast? It had a lot of great stories to tell!
What do you call a monkey that tells fortunes? A fortune-teller-ape!
Why did the monkey get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school? Ape-ology!
Why did the monkey become an artist? It had a flair for the creative!
What do you call a monkey that studies the stars? An astro-monkey!
Why did the monkey go to the gym? To work on its core strength!
What do you call a monkey who loves to debate? A chimp-olitician!
Why did the monkey write a book? It wanted to share its wisdom!
What do you call a monkey that can dance? A boogie-ape!
Why did the monkey become a chef? It loved to make banana bread!
What do you call a monkey who can code? A programming primate!
Why did the monkey join a band? It wanted to play the chimp-o!
What do you call a monkey with a great sense of humor? A pun-derful ape!
Why did the monkey become a motivational speaker? It knew how to inspire others!
What do you call a monkey with great ideas? An innovape-tor!