Monarchy Puns

Royal Titles

I told the king he should try to reign in his emotions.
Why did the queen go to the dentist? To get her crown checked!
The prince always felt a little knighthood about his status.
When the king got a new throne, he said it was a royal pain!
The queen loves to grill – she’s a real barbequeen.
Why was the king so good at chess? He always had the best pawns!
The duke never tells jokes; he always wants to keep it digni-fied.
The king's favorite exercise was a royal stretch!
Knights are always in good shape; they do plenty of sword-lifting!
The queen's favorite dance? The royal shuffle!
Why did the prince bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
The king’s favorite fruit? A royal grape!
The queen’s favorite drink is tea, but she prefers it in a royal cup.
The king loves fishing – he’s a real hook and crook!
Why did the prince always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw a line!
The queen's favorite type of music? Royalty rock!
Why did the princess take a nap? She was feeling a little throne out!
The king loves to read; he’s always looking for a good page-turner.
The queen said she could bake a cake fit for a king, but it always crumbles under pressure.
The prince is a great gardener; he has a royal green thumb!
When the king started a band, they called it 'The Royal Flush'!
The queen is great at math; she always calculates her royal dues.

Being a monarch is a lot of pressure; it can really weigh on your shoulders!
The king was always late; he had too many royal duties to attend to!
The queen says every day is a crown-queror.
Why do royals never get lost? They always follow the royal path!
The prince loves to play hide and seek; he’s great at royal camouflage!
The king’s motto? 'Crown yourself with responsibility!'
The queen always has her subjects in stitches; she’s a real royal comedian!
Why did the prince start a blog? He wanted to share his royal musings!
The queen loves to volunteer; she’s committed to royal service!
The king always tells his subjects to keep calm and carry on – it’s a royal decree!
Why did the princess get in trouble? She was caught stealing the crown jewels!
The king loves gardening; he’s always planting royal seeds!
The queen is great at public speaking; she always has a royal audience!
Why did the king join the gym? To work on his royal fitness!
The prince loves to cook; he’s always stirring up royal dishes!
The queen’s favorite hobby? Royal knitting!
Why do royals love math? They’re always working on their royal sums!
The king is a great teacher; he loves to share his royal knowledge!
The queen always makes time for her subjects; she’s a real royal listener!
Why did the prince take up painting? He wanted to create royal art!
The queen says every problem has a royal solution!

Why did the king throw a party? To celebrate his reign-marks!
The queen loves to dance at royal balls; she really knows how to cut a rug!
The prince always brings the best snacks to royal picnics – he’s a real treat!
Why did the queen host a tea party? To spill the royal tea!
The king’s favorite holiday? Crown-ival!
The royal wedding had everyone saying 'I do' to puns!
Why did the prince never win at cards? He always folded under royal pressure!
The queen loves to host game nights; she’s a real royal competitor!
Why was the king’s birthday cake so big? It had to be fit for a monarch!
The royal parade was a sight to behold; it was a true crown-ival!
The queen’s favorite season? Royal spring!
Why did the prince love the circus? There were plenty of royal acts!
The king always has the best fireworks on Independence Day; they’re truly royal displays!
The queen loves to host brunch; she calls it her royal feast!
Why did the prince always win at trivia? He had all the royal facts!
The king’s favorite sport? Royal tennis!
The queen loves to celebrate anniversaries; she makes every year royal!
Why did the prince start a flower garden? To make royal bouquets!
The royal gala was a huge success; everyone had a royal time!
The queen said every event needs a royal touch!
The king loves to give speeches; he always has a royal address!

The king's wardrobe? It’s a royal collection!
The queen always wears the latest trends; she’s the height of royal fashion!
Why was the prince always stylish? He had a royal tailor!
The queen’s favorite accessory? A crown, of course!
The king loves to shop; he always looks for royal deals!
Why did the prince wear a cape? He wanted to be a super-royal!
The queen’s favorite color? Royal blue!
The king says the best outfit is one that makes you feel like a monarch!
Why did the prince bring a mirror? To check his royal reflection!
The queen loves to accessorize; she has a royal collection of jewels!
The king’s favorite shoes? Royal loafers!
Why did the queen choose that dress? It was fit for a royal occasion!
The prince loves to mix and match; he’s a real royal fashionista!
The queen says every outfit needs a royal flair!
Why did the king wear sunglasses? To keep his royal cool!
The queen’s favorite designer? Royal Couturier!
The prince loves to wear hats; he’s a real royal head-turner!
Why did the queen buy a new gown? It was a royal necessity!
The king says fashion is all about expressing your royal self!
The queen loves to attend fashion shows; she’s a royal trendsetter!
Why was the prince always in front of the mirror? He was practicing his royal pose!