Meteorology Puns

Weather Phenomena

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but I prefer rain checks.
I'm a big fan of tornadoes; they really blow me away!
Why do thunderstorms never get lost? They always follow the lightning!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your fronds!
I told the weather reporter to take a hike; he was too high pressure.
Why did the snowman call for a divorce? He thought his wife was too cold.
What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A purr-fect storm!
Why do meteorologists make great friends? They know how to weather the storm!
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It wanted a little more space!
What’s a meteorologist’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
I wanted to be a weather reporter, but I couldn’t find my forecast!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
What do you call a weather report that doesn't tell the truth? A fair-weather forecast!
Why was the weather map always calm? It had a lot of fronts!
How do you organize a space party? You planet around the weather!
I wanted to see a rainbow, but I couldn't find the right angle!
Why was the forecast so good? Because it had high pressure and low expectations!
What did the lightning bolt say to the tree? You're shocking!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
What do you call it when it rains while it's sunny? A sun shower, or just a pun-derful day!

Why do clouds never get lost? They always follow their mist-takes!
What do you call it when clouds get excited? A cumulonimbus!
How do clouds listen to music? On the airwaves!
Why did the rain cloud break up with the sun? It found someone more overcast!
What did the cloud say to the weather vane? You blow me away!
When it rains, it pours, but when it snows, it just flakes out!
What do you call a cloud that tells jokes? A pun-ny cumulus!
How do you make a cloud laugh? You tickle its funny cumulus!
Why was the cloud so good at its job? It had a lot of overhead experience!
What did the cloud wear to the party? Its best drizzle!
What do you call a cloud that loves to play music? A rock and roll cloud!
I wanted to be a cloud, but I couldn't find my silver lining!
What do you call a rainy day that’s also a holiday? A drizzle-day!
Why do clouds hate math? Because they always get in a fog!
What’s a cloud’s favorite game? Air hockey!
Why was the thunder so loud? It had a lot to say!
What do you call a rainy day at the beach? A wet vacation!
Why are clouds so good at telling stories? They always have a silver lining!
What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? A sky tea!
What did the cloud say to the sun at the end of the day? You’re my shining star!
Why are clouds such great comedians? They always know how to deliver a punchline!

Why did summer break up with winter? It found someone warmer!
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle’!
Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer? They couldn't find common ground!
What do you call it when it’s too hot? A heat wave of emotions!
Why do winter sweaters never get lonely? They always have plenty of knit-picks!
What’s a weatherman's favorite season? Fall, because he can leaf his troubles behind!
Why was the winter so lazy? Because it liked to chill out!
What do you call a hot day in the desert? A sand-wich!
Why do seasons never get along? They always have a falling out!
What do you get when you cross winter and summer? A spring in your step!
Why are summer days so great? They always bring the heat!
How do you know it’s fall? The leaves are falling for you!
What did spring say to winter? Time to thaw out your attitude!
What do you call a temperature that’s always on the move? A thermometer!
Why did autumn break up with summer? It couldn’t handle the heat!
What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of music? Chill-out tunes!
Why was the ice cube so cool? It had a lot of fans!
What do you call a warm winter? A flake out!
Why did the sun get kicked out of school? It kept shining too bright!
What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!

Why did the wind break up with the kite? It found someone more grounded!
What’s a windy day’s favorite activity? Blowing off steam!
What do you call a windstorm that loves to dance? A breezy cha-cha!
Why are windy days so good at telling secrets? They always blow in the right direction!
What did the air say to the wind? I'm just trying to lighten up!
Why don’t trees get lost in the wind? They always know how to leaf!
Why was the wind so popular? It really knew how to blow people away!
What do you call a strong wind? A gust of enthusiasm!
Why did the wind start a band? It wanted to blow everyone away!
How do you greet a windy day? With a hearty 'Air you doing?'
Why did the air refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting blown away!
What do you call a musical wind? A breezy symphony!
Why did the kite fly high? It wanted to reach new heights!
What did the wind say to the leaves? You crack me up!
Why are gusts so good at keeping secrets? They always keep it under wraps!
What did the wind do after it stormed out? It calmed down!
Why did the airplane break up with the wind? It couldn't handle the turbulence!
What do you call a wind that tells jokes? A pun-derstorm!
Why do trees make great friends? They always know how to branch out!
What’s a windy day’s favorite exercise? Wind sprints!
How do winds communicate? They have great air-mail!

Why did the blizzard start a band? It wanted to make some cold hard cash!
What do you call a snowstorm that tells jokes? A pun-derful blizzard!
Why did the tornado join a gym? It wanted to get in shape!
What did the hurricane say to the town? I'm coming in hot!
Why was the flood so dramatic? It always went overboard!
What do you call a storm that loves to party? A wild tempest!
Why did the hailstorm break up with the rain? It wanted to be a little more solid!
What did the meteorologist say to the extreme weather? You're really pushing my buttons!
Why are thunderstorms great friends? They always know how to lighten the mood!
What do you call a weather report that’s always intense? A stormy relationship!
Why did the lightning bolt get a ticket? It was speeding!
What do you call a hurricane that tells stories? A gale-force narrative!
Why did the flood go to therapy? It couldn't stop dwelling on the past!
What did the hail say to the roof? You're really taking a beating!
Why was the tornado so good at sports? It always swept the competition!
What do you call a storm that likes to sing? A thunder-ous voice!
Why did the earthquake break up with the building? It needed more space!
What’s a hurricane’s favorite game? Twister!
Why was the storm so angry? It had a lot of pressure built up!
What do you call an extreme weather report that’s really funny? A pun-derful forecast!
Why do hurricanes make terrible friends? They always blow hot and cold!