Mathematics Puns

Algebra Puns

I’m really good at algebra, I can always find X.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I told my algebra teacher I was going to be a mathematician, she said, 'Just be careful not to get too many problems.'
Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
Algebraic expressions are like me—always looking for the right factor.
Why did the fraction feel so sad? Because it was never going to be whole.
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
I’m in a love-hate relationship with algebra. It has too many variables.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
I’m not a math teacher, but I can definitely help you with your problems.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
I tried to solve a math problem, but I just couldn’t find the right angle.
What’s the official animal of Pi day? The Pi-thon.
Why do mathematicians argue about numbers? Because they can’t agree on their prime suspects.
Math teachers have too many problems to solve, and they can’t find the right solutions!
The mathematician’s favorite place? Times Square.
I love math—I find it quite add-ictive.
When I asked my math teacher if she could go to the beach, she said, 'I can’t, I have too many functions to work on.'
Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right.

Geometry Puns

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re going round in circles!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner, because it’s always 90 degrees.
I have a lot of problems with geometry, but I’m hoping to get some angles on it.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so relaxed? Because it’s never right.
Do you want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
Why did the square break up with the triangle? It found a better angle.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything, including shapes!
What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square.
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
I told my geometry teacher I couldn’t understand her. She said, 'You just need to find your center.'
A geometry teacher’s favorite tool? A pro-tractor!
Why did the triangle sleep? Because it was tired of being acute.
When the geometry problem was too hard, I knew I had to find the right angle.
What do you call a monster made of triangles? A trigon-ominus!
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
Why did the circle get kicked out of school? Because it couldn’t stop going around in circles.
What did the angle say to the other angle? You’re looking acute today!
Why did the rectangle go to the party? To get some sides!
Why did the circle break up with the square? It found someone more rounded.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!

Statistics Puns

Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Have you heard about the statistician who drowned in a lake? It was three feet deep on average.
What do you call an average statistician? A mean person.
Why did the statistician go to the beach? Because he wanted to find some good samples.
Never trust a statistician; they’re always trying to skew the results.
How do statisticians greet each other? 'Long time no see, we should get together for a mean time!'
Why did the statistician break up with their partner? Too many outliers.
What’s a statistician’s favorite game? Guess Who?—but they prefer it with data.
Why did the statistician apply for a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough.
Why was the statistician always calm? They knew how to handle the variability.
My statistics professor is so boring, he puts the 'mean' in 'mean-spirited.'
Why did the student bring a pencil to the statistics exam? To draw conclusions.
How do you make a statistician laugh? Tell them a funny line graph.
What’s a statistician’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good rhythm—especially a standard deviation!
Why do statisticians love nature? It’s full of natural logs.
What did the statistician say when he won the lottery? 'I guess I can’t be that average anymore!'
Do you know why statistics is so easy? Because it’s all just numbers adding up to something big!
Why did the statistician get kicked off the plane? He kept trying to calculate the probability of turbulence.
What do you call a statistician who can sing? A mean tenor!
Why don’t statistics teachers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they can always find the mean.
What’s a statistician’s favorite type of dessert? A pie chart!

Calculus Puns

What’s a derivative? A slope with a sense of humor!
I told my calculus teacher I didn’t understand limits. She said, 'You just need to approach them gently.'
Why did the calculus book look so sad? It had too many problems.
Why do mathematicians like calculus? Because it’s all about finding limits.
I used to hate calculus, but now I think it’s integral to my life.
What do you call a function that can’t stop singing? A calculus diva!
Why is calculus like a love story? Because it’s all about the limits and derivatives.
Do you know why mathematicians are great lovers? Because they know all the right angles.
Why did the calculus student break up with their partner? Too many unresolved limits.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite place to relax? The integral!
What do you call a mathematician who’s great at calculus? A derivative genius!
Why did the student bring a pencil to the calculus exam? To sketch out the solutions.
How do you stay warm in calculus class? You go to the integral!
Why do mathematicians love nature? It has great gradients.
What did the calculus teacher say to the student who was struggling? 'You’re just not approaching the problem correctly.'
Why was the calculus student always so optimistic? They knew every problem had a solution.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good rhythm and a nice integral!
Why did the calculus student get a promotion? They showed great potential!
What do you call a mathematician who can’t find the derivative? Lost in space!
Why did the calculus student fail their exam? They couldn’t find their limits!
What’s a calculus teacher’s favorite dessert? A sweet integral!

Number Puns

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
Why did the number go to school? To improve its digits!
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why did seven break up with eight? Because eight was too much to handle.
What do you call a number that can’t get up? A lazy integer.
Why do numbers never get lost? They always know how to find their way back to the origin.
What do you call an angle that’s gone crazy? A lunatic.
Why do mathematicians love prime numbers? Because they’re not divisible by anyone else!
Why was the number 10 so excited? Because it was finally a perfect 10.
How do you make seven even? Take away the 's'!
Why did the number go broke? Because it lost its value.
What do you call a number that tells jokes? A pun-derful integer.
What’s a number’s favorite exercise? The square root!
What did the calculator say to the math student? 'You can count on me!'
Why did the number go to the therapist? It had too many issues.
What do you call a number that loves to dance? A jive-er!
Why did the number 8 go to sleep? Because it was a little too balanced.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite drink? Root beer!
Why did the number get a job? It wanted to earn some interest.
What do you call a number that tells tales? A story integer!