Mars Puns

Martian Life

Why don’t Martians ever get lost? They always follow the star maps!
What do you call a Martian who’s good at math? A ‘calculating’ extraterrestrial!
How do Martians keep their homes clean? They use a ‘space’ vac!
Why did the Martian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were out of this world!
What do Martians do at the gym? They work on their ‘space’ muscles!
Why did the Martian break up with his girlfriend? She needed ‘space’!
What’s a Martian’s favorite game? ‘Space’ Invaders!
How do Martians like to communicate? Through ‘asteroid’ messages!
What did the Martian say to the Earthling? 'You’re not my type, I prefer a little more 'gravity'!'
Why did the Martian join the orchestra? He wanted to play the ‘space’ drums!
What do you call a Martian who tells jokes? A ‘pun’-trovert!
How do Martians celebrate their birthdays? With a ‘space’ cake!
Why did the Martian wear sunglasses? Because he was on a ‘bright’ planet!
What do you get when you cross a Martian and a dog? A ‘barking’ mad alien!
How do Martians stay cool in summer? They chill in the ‘space’ pool!
What do you call it when a Martian becomes a chef? A ‘gastronaut’!
Why did the Martian go to school? To improve his ‘space-cial’ skills!
What’s a Martian’s favorite dessert? ‘Asteroid’ pie!
How do Martians keep their secrets? They put them in a ‘spaceship’!
What did the Martian say when he won the lottery? ‘I’m feeling ‘out of this world’ rich!’
How does a Martian prefer to travel? By ‘rocket’ ship, of course!

Mars Exploration

Why did the astronaut break up with Mars? He needed ‘more space’!
What do you call an explorer on Mars? A ‘red’ rover!
Why did the rover get a promotion? It was ‘driving’ innovation!
What did the mission commander say? ‘Let’s get this ‘Mars’-terpiece started!’
How do Martian explorers stay organized? They use a ‘space’ planner!
What’s a rover’s favorite type of music? ‘Rock’ and roll!
Why don’t astronauts tell secrets on Mars? Because they might ‘leak’ into space!
What did Mars say to the Earth? ‘You’re looking ‘planet-tastic’ today!’
Why do astronauts make bad comedians? Their jokes are always ‘out of this atmosphere’!
What’s a Martian’s favorite exercise? ‘Planet’ fitness!
Why did the astronaut bring a pencil to Mars? In case he needed to draw ‘space’ conclusions!
What do you call a Martian who loves photography? A ‘space’ shooter!
Why did Mars break up with Venus? It needed ‘space’!
What kind of music do Martians listen to? ‘Space’ jazz!
How do you know if a Martian is lying? Their stories are full of ‘space’ gaps!
What’s a rover’s favorite drink? A ‘Mars’-tini!
Why are Mars rovers always calm? They just take things one ‘drive’ at a time!
What do you call a Martian with a map? A ‘lost’ cause!
How did the rover feel after a long day? ‘Tired’ of the ‘space’ grind!
What did the astronaut say to his partner? ‘I think we need to explore ‘new horizons’!’
Why don’t Martians ever get bored? They always find ‘space’ for fun!

Mars and Food

What’s a Martian’s favorite type of pizza? ‘Mars’-capone!
Why did the Martian open a bakery? To sell ‘space’ cakes!
What do you call a Martian chef? A ‘cosmic’ cook!
Why did the Martian love barbecue? Because it was ‘out of this grill’!
What’s a Martian’s favorite vegetable? ‘Space’ beans!
How do Martians like their eggs? ‘Space’-scrambled!
What do you get when you cross Mars with a fruit? A ‘planet’-berry!
Why do Martians never starve? They have a ‘space’ pantry!
What’s a Martian’s favorite drink? ‘Mars’-mellow smoothie!
Why did the Martian cook go to school? To learn ‘cuisine’ in ‘space’!
What do you call a Martian with a sweet tooth? A ‘sugar’ rover!
Why do Martians eat fast food? They like to ‘rocket’ it!
What’s a Martian’s favorite dessert? ‘Mars’-mallows!
How do Martians celebrate Thanksgiving? With ‘space’ turkey!
What do you call a Martian who loves to bake? A ‘planetary’ pastry chef!
Why don’t Martians eat junk food? They prefer ‘healthy space’ snacks!
What’s a Martian’s favorite candy? ‘Mars’-s bars!
How does a Martian like its coffee? ‘Space-resso’!
What did the Martian say to the chef? ‘You really know how to ‘spice’ things up!’
Why did the Martian love breakfast? It’s the ‘most important meal in space’!
What do you call a Martian who grows vegetables? A ‘space’ gardener!

Mars and Science

Why did the scientist go to Mars? To study ‘extraterrestrial’ biology!
What do you call a Martian who’s a mathematician? A ‘space’ genius!
Why did the physicist love Mars? Because it has ‘gravity’!
What do you call a Martian with a PhD? A ‘space’ scholar!
Why did the astronomer break up with Mars? They found someone ‘more out of this world’!
What’s a Martian’s favorite subject? ‘Astro-nomics’!
How do Martians conduct experiments? With ‘space’ tools!
What did the Martian say to the scientist? ‘You’re my ‘gravity’!’
Why don’t Martians ever get sick? They have ‘space’ immunity!
What’s a Martian’s favorite scientific principle? The ‘Laws of Space’!
Why did the chemist love Mars? It had ‘elements’ of surprise!
What do you call it when a Martian studies the stars? ‘Astro-napping’!
How do Martians solve problems? They think ‘outside the planet’!
What’s a Martian’s favorite experiment? ‘Space’ chemistry!
Why was the Martian so good at science? They were always ‘out of this world’ prepared!
What do you call a Martian who loves physics? A ‘gravity’ enthusiast!
Why did the Martian study geology? To understand its ‘rocky’ past!
What’s a Martian’s favorite scientific instrument? The ‘space’ telescope!
Why did the Martian attend science class? To learn how to ‘space’ out!
What did the scientist say to the Martian? ‘Let’s ‘explore’ the universe together!’
How does a Martian feel about science? It’s simply ‘fascinating’!