Library Puns

Book Titles

  • The Great Gatsby-tle of Books
  • To Kill a Mockingbird-ness
  • Pride and Prejudice-dices
  • The Catcher in the Rye-ting
  • Moby Dick-tionary
  • A Tale of Two Cities-ens
  • The Grapes of Wrath-ers
  • War and Peace-ful
  • The Hobbit-ual
  • Brave New World-ly
  • The Brothers Karamazov-ed
  • The Picture of Dorian Gray-der
  • Animal Farm-ily
  • The Old Man and the Sea-son
  • The Fault in Our Stars-ky
  • Fifty Shades of Grey-m
  • Gone with the Wind-ow
  • The Secret Garden-ers
  • Little Women-ifest
  • The Alchemist-ic
  • The Book Thief-ers

Library Services

  • Returning books? That's overdue-ly important!
  • I can’t believe I forgot my library card, it’s a real check-out!
  • Shh! I’m trying to read between the lines!
  • That librarian really knows how to shelf it!
  • I have a novel idea for my next book club!
  • The interlibrary loan is a real book swap-meet!
  • I asked for help at the reference desk, but it was a no-book zone!
  • I’m booked solid this weekend!
  • This library is un-be-leaf-able!
  • I can’t keep calm, I’m a bookaholic!
  • The library is my shelf-esteem booster!
  • It’s a bookworm’s paradise in here!
  • I asked the librarian for a book on paranoia, but she said it was checking me out!
  • I told my friend I have a library fine, and they said it’s a book-tastrophe!
  • My favorite section? The fiction-ary!
  • You can’t judge a book by its cover, but I sure try!
  • I went to the library to get a book on reverse psychology, but you can’t check that one out!
  • I love a good plot twist at the library!
  • Librarians really know how to book it!
  • I told my librarian a joke about books, but it was too shelf-ish!
  • Every time I visit the library, I leave with a novel experience!

Reading Habits

  • I’m on a reading spree-ting!
  • I’m a page-turner, not a page-burner!
  • I have a spine-tingling collection of books!
  • I’m booked for the weekend, no distractions!
  • My reading list is getting out of hand, it’s a real novel situation!
  • I’m going to read until I can’t book anymore!
  • Reading is my novel addiction!
  • I can’t help but read between the lines!
  • I’m feeling so bookish today!
  • I prefer to read in the peace and quiet of the library, it’s my happy place!
  • My favorite genre? Anything that keeps me on the edge of my seat!
  • I’m trying to read more classics, but they’re quite the tome to get through!
  • I read so much, I should start a book club, or is that too novel?
  • When I read a good book, I can’t help but shelf my worries!
  • Reading is my cardio, I just keep turning those pages!
  • When I read a mystery, I get really book-volved!
  • I’m not a slow reader, I’m savoring every page!
  • I like to keep my reading diverse, it’s a real genre-bender!
  • I read so much, my bookshelf is starting to look like a library!
  • I’m always looking for a good plot to sink my teeth into!
  • My favorite book? The one I haven’t read yet!

Library Events

  • I can’t wait for the book fair, it’s going to be a shelf-sational event!
  • The poetry slam had me in verse!
  • The author signing was a real page-turner!
  • Book club night is always a novel experience!
  • The reading marathon was a bookish adventure!
  • The library’s trivia night was quite the literary challenge!
  • I attended a workshop on writing, it was a real plot twist!
  • The storytelling session was a real yarn!
  • I’m going to the library’s open mic, it’s going to be a real book-tacular event!
  • The book launch was a shelf-raising experience!
  • I love the summer reading program, it keeps my bookworm spirit alive!
  • I can’t believe I missed the book sale, it was a real bargain-bin bonanza!
  • The children's storytime was full of magic and wonder!
  • I can’t wait for the library’s craft day, it’s going to be a book-iful creation!
  • The mystery night was a real whodunit!
  • The graphic novel showcase was a comic relief!
  • I’m excited for the literary festival, it’s going to be a book lover’s paradise!
  • The library’s film night had such a good plot!
  • I love the book swap event, it’s a real shelf exchange!
  • I can’t wait for the next book signing, it’s going to be a real author-ity event!
  • The book-themed trivia night had me reeling in the literary fun!

Librarian Jokes

  • Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!
  • What did the librarian say to the book? 'I’m checking you out!'
  • Why did the librarian bring a ladder? To reach new heights in reading!
  • What do you call a librarian with a sense of humor? A pun-derful person!
  • How do librarians stay organized? They keep everything in shelf-ception!
  • Why did the librarian always carry a pencil? In case of a plot twist!
  • What’s a librarian’s favorite type of music? Book and roll!
  • Why did the librarian break up with their partner? They just couldn’t find common ground in their shelves!
  • Why did the librarian always win arguments? They had the best references!
  • What did the librarian say to the confused reader? 'Don’t worry, it’s all in the books!'
  • Why are librarians so good at math? They know how to count on their books!
  • How did the librarian make their coffee? With a book-a-latte!
  • What do librarians do on their day off? They go on a novel adventure!
  • Why did the librarian go to therapy? They had too many overdue feelings!
  • What do you call a librarian who loves to run? A shelf sprinter!
  • Why did the librarian always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a line!
  • What do librarians use to keep their books safe? A book-guardian!
  • Why did the librarian get locked out? They lost their book key!
  • What’s a librarian’s favorite exercise? Shelf aerobics!
  • Why did the librarian refuse to play cards? They were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
  • What do you call a librarian’s favorite dessert? A book cake!