Housewarming Puns

Moving In

  • Home is where the heart is, and I left mine in the moving truck.
  • I can’t believe we moved in — it’s un-furnish-ably exciting!
  • I think this place is going to be a real lift — I moved in, after all!
  • This house is so welcoming, it has a real ‘come in’ vibe.
  • Just moved in — the boxes are the real furniture now.
  • I finally found a place that’s my perfect ‘nest’!
  • I hope my neighbors are ‘crackin’ their doors open for us!
  • I need to ‘seal the deal’ on that front door!
  • We’re just unpacking our ‘baggage’ — literally!
  • I’ve never felt ‘at home’ with so many moving parts.
  • I’m ‘drawn’ to this house — especially the kitchen!
  • This place is ‘shelf’ aware of my needs!
  • I ‘couch’ say I’m pretty excited about this new place!
  • I’m just trying to ‘fit in’ with my new walls.
  • This house is a ‘key’ player in my life!
  • I’m just ‘hanging’ out until everything’s unpacked!
  • This place is so cozy, I’m ‘blanket-ing’ it with love!
  • I’m ‘flooring’ everyone with my new decor!
  • It’s a ‘door-mestic’ bliss kind of day!
  • I’m ‘stair-ing’ at my new home in disbelief!
  • It’s a ‘step’ in the right direction!

Decorating

  • I’m just ‘dying’ to decorate this place!
  • Let’s make this house ‘pop’ with color!
  • I’ve got a ‘light’ touch when it comes to decor.
  • This space is about to get ‘rug’ged!
  • I’m ready to ‘frame’ my new life here!
  • Wall art? More like wall ‘heart’!
  • I’m ‘hooked’ on this new decor!
  • I just can’t ‘chair’ to hold back my excitement!
  • This house is going to be ‘shelf’-sufficiently stylish!
  • I’m planning to ‘table’ my ideas for a while.
  • This place is about to get ‘planted’ with greenery!
  • Let’s make this home ‘chair-ismatic’!
  • I’m here to ‘light’ up the place with my decor!
  • I really ‘paint’ a picture of what this place can be!
  • This home is about to get a ‘makeover’ — no ‘if’s, and’s, or ‘but’s!
  • Let’s ‘mirror’ our personalities in this home!
  • I’m going to ‘tack’ down my style here!
  • This house is going to ‘grow’ on me with time!
  • I’m ‘hanging’ my dreams on these walls!
  • I’m ‘fabric’-ating a cozy atmosphere!
  • Let’s ‘drum’ up some creativity for decor!

Food and Drinks

  • Let’s ‘wine’ down in this new place!
  • I’m ready to ‘toast’ to new beginnings!
  • This house is ‘grape’ for entertaining!
  • I can’t ‘kitchen’ my excitement for housewarming snacks!
  • Let’s raise a ‘glass’ to new memories!
  • I’m ‘cooking’ up some fun in this kitchen!
  • I ‘knead’ to bake some goodies for the neighbors!
  • This house is going to be the ‘spice’ of life!
  • I’m ready to ‘stir’ up some good times!
  • Let’s ‘dine’ out in style in this new kitchen!
  • I’m ‘brewing’ up a storm of housewarming ideas!
  • You ‘butter’ believe I’ll be cooking here!
  • This kitchen is ‘egg-cellent’ for baking!
  • I’m ‘grillin’ for my new friends!
  • I’m ‘saucy’ about making new recipes!
  • Let’s ‘simmer’ down and enjoy some company!
  • This house will be the ‘cheese’ to my macaroni!
  • I’m ‘whisking’ you all into my new home!
  • Let’s make this a ‘berry’ good gathering!
  • I’m ‘rolling’ out the red carpet for my guests!
  • I’m ‘pasta’-ing time in this cozy kitchen!
  • Let’s ‘bake’ some memories here!

Welcome Gifts

  • I brought a little ‘gift’ to break the ice!
  • This gift is ‘tote-ally’ for you!
  • I’m ‘bowl’-ing you over with this housewarming present!
  • I hope this ‘pans’ out to be useful!
  • Here’s a gift that will ‘shelf’ your worries!
  • I ‘knot’ this gift with love!
  • I thought this would ‘light’ up your new home!
  • This gift is ‘berry’ special for you!
  • I hope you ‘brew’ over this gift!
  • Here’s something to make your home ‘sweeter’!
  • I’m ‘potted’ to give you this gift!
  • It’s a little ‘pick-me-up’ for your new place!
  • I hope this gift ‘rocks’ your world!
  • Here’s a ‘pillow’ of comfort for your new home!
  • I ‘candle’-ed this specially for you!
  • This gift is just a ‘taste’ of what’s to come!
  • I thought this would ‘plant’ a smile on your face!
  • Here’s to ‘wrapping’ you in joy!
  • This gift will ‘leaf’ a lasting impression!
  • I’m ‘gifting’ you all my best wishes!
  • Don’t ‘box’ me in — I’m just here to celebrate!
  • I hope you ‘unwrap’ this gift with joy!

Neighborhood Fun

  • I’m ‘fence’-ing in on the best neighbors!
  • Let’s ‘branch’ out and get to know each other!
  • This neighborhood is ‘paving’ the way for fun!
  • I feel ‘rooted’ in this community already!
  • Let’s ‘leaf’ our worries behind and connect!
  • I’m ‘hedge’-ing my bets on making great friends!
  • We’ve got a ‘lawn’-derful neighborhood!
  • I’m ‘picking’ the best neighbors around!
  • Let’s ‘turf’ our way into friendship!
  • I’m ready to ‘grow’ with my neighbors!
  • We’re all ‘branching’ out together!
  • Let’s ‘bloom’ into a great community!
  • I can ‘hedge’ a guess that this will be fun!
  • I’m ‘shrub’-bing up on my neighborly skills!
  • I’m ready to ‘cultivate’ some friendships!
  • Let’s ‘plant’ the seeds of friendship right here!
  • I’m ‘digging’ this neighborhood already!
  • Let’s ‘sprout’ some fun together!
  • I’m ‘mowing’ down the barriers to friendship!
  • This community is just ‘berry’ welcoming!
  • I’m ‘cultivating’ great vibes here!
  • Let’s ‘grow’ together in this neighborhood!