Horror Puns

Ghostly Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real scream!
What do you call a ghost's bad manners? Spirit rudeness!
Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t see him anymore!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
Why did the ghost join the gym? To get rid of his boo-tiful figure!
What did the ghost say to the bee? You’re un-bee-lievable!
Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
What did the ghost wear to the party? His boo-tique outfit!
How do ghosts stay in shape? They exorcise!
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his haunting skills!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
What did one ghost say to another? Do you believe in life after love?
Why did the ghost get a job? He wanted to earn some boo-nus money!
What’s a ghost’s favorite instrument? The boo-gan!
Why did the ghost take up gardening? He had a green thumb for spirits!
What do you call a ghost who tells jokes? A pun-dergeist!
Why did the ghost always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw a little attention!
What do you call a ghost who loves to dance? The boogie man!
Why did the ghost go to therapy? He had too many unresolved issues!

Why do monsters love parties? They can really let their hair down!
What did the monster say to his therapist? I’m just a little batty!
Why did the mummy go to the gym? He wanted to wrap it up!
What do you call a monster who loves to play hide and seek? A peek-a-boo!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath!
What do you call a monster who likes to tell jokes? A pun-derful creature!
Why did the Frankenstein monster get a job? He wanted to earn a little shock value!
What’s a monster’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
What do you call a werewolf who’s a great singer? A howler!
Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his brain power!
Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t his type!
What do you call a monster that’s good at math? A count!
Why do werewolves always win arguments? They have a lot of bite!
What did the mummy say to the pharaoh? You’re looking quite unwrapped today!
What’s a monster’s favorite snack? Ghoulish grapes!
Why did the ghost invite the monster to dinner? He wanted to have a fang-tastic time!
What did the witch say to the monster? You’re looking spellbinding!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a monster that loves to cook? A grill-oween chef!
Why did the monster sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
What do you call a monster that tells lies? A fib-ber!

What do you call a spider that’s a great comedian? A web-slinger!
Why do vampires make terrible friends? They’re always biting off more than they can chew!
What do you call a bat that’s a good listener? A wingman!
Why are ghosts so good at being detectives? They always follow the spirit of the law!
What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A funny bone!
Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!
What do you call a monster who loves to play in the snow? A chill-oween creature!
Why did the ghost bring a ladder? To reach the high spirits!
What do you call a crab that won’t share? A shellfish!
Why did the witch break up with her broom? It swept her off her feet but didn’t clean up after itself!
What do you call a monster with a great sense of style? A fashion ghoul!
Why did the zombie go to a restaurant? He wanted a bite to eat!
What do you call a restless ghost? A boo-n voyage!
Why are ghosts such bad singers? Because they can’t carry a tune!
What do you call a werewolf with a cold? A sniff-ler!
Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To break the ice!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of tea? Boo-tea!
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind!
What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
Why did the ghost become a gardener? He had a passion for boo-tanical growth!

What’s a ghost’s favorite meal? Spook-ghetti!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? He heard it was a ribs-tacular event!
What do you call a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
Why did the witch order a salad? She wanted to go on a broom diet!
What’s a mummy’s favorite snack? Rattle-snacks!
Why did the ghost love cooking? He was great at boo-quet cooking!
What do you call a monster who loves pizza? A slice-of-life!
Why did the zombie open a bakery? He wanted to make some brain-cakes!
What’s a witch’s favorite dessert? A broom-pie!
Why did the vampire not eat fast food? He couldn’t find a good neck-tarian option!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s a great comedian? A gourd-tastic performer!
Why do ghosts love to cook? They have the spirit of a chef!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite breakfast? Howl-oatmeal!
Why did the mummy take his lunch to work? He wanted to wrap it up!
What do you call a haunted taco? A spook-a-rito!
Why do vampires love chocolate? It’s good for their blood sugar!
What’s a ghost’s favorite coffee? Boo-cino!
Why did the witch bake a cake? She wanted to cast a sweet spell!
What do you call a monster that can’t stop eating? A munch-a-lot!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish? Spare ribs!
Why did the ghoulish chef open a restaurant? He wanted to serve up some frightfully good food!