Homework Puns

Math Homework Puns

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I told my math book I had problems, and it just added to them.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
I’m trying to figure out how to get my math homework done. It’s a real ‘pi’ in the neck!
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.
Math teachers have too many problems to solve.
Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
How do you stay warm in a math class? Just huddle in a corner, because it’s 90 degrees.
What did the student say when he finished his math test? That’s the last problem I’ll have!
Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
I’m a math nerd; I can’t help but calculate my relationships.
Why was the equal sign so good at dating? Because it could find the right match!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square!
I asked my math teacher for help, but she said I need to work on my ‘problems’!
Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
You can count on me for math homework puns.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
I’m not a math teacher, but I can definitely help you with your ‘division’ problems.
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
Why didn’t the two 4s feel like dating? Because they were both ‘even’!

Science Homework Puns

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
I told my chemistry homework that I had a reaction to it.
What did the biologist wear to impress their crush? Designer genes!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Never trust a scientist who can’t keep their ‘elements’ in order.
Why did the physics book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
I told my science teacher I wanted to be a proton. She said I was positive!
What do you call a scientist who studies whales? A whale-ologist.
What’s a physicist’s favorite game? 'Quark'-le!
Why did the student bring a broom to science class? Because they wanted to sweep the test!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it, just like my biology homework!
What do you call a joke about sodium? Na-ty!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
Why can’t you trust a biology teacher? They’re always making things up!
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!
Why are trees so good at math? Because they always ‘leaf’ their problems behind!

History Homework Puns

Why did the student bring a ladder to history class? Because they wanted to reach new heights in knowledge!
I told my history teacher I was going to be a historian. He said, 'That’s a great 'future' endeavor!'
What’s Napoleon’s favorite type of music? 'Emperor' rock!
Why was the history book so full of itself? Because it had so many ‘dates’!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of history!
I asked my history teacher how to make a good impression. She said, 'Just follow in the footsteps of great leaders!'
Why did the student get kicked out of history class? Because he kept ‘rewriting’ the past!
What do you call a history teacher who can’t stop telling stories? A ‘tale’ historian!
Why did the colonists throw tea into the harbor? Because they were having a ‘brewing’ rebellion!
What’s George Washington’s favorite exercise? The 'revolution'!
I told my history homework it was ancient. It said, 'I’m just timeless!'
Why do historians love the ocean? Because it's full of ‘current’ events!
How did the Romans cut their hair? With little Caesars!
What did the teacher say about the ancient Egypt exam? It was a ‘pyramid’ scheme!
Why did the history teacher go to jail? For ‘treason’!
What do you call a medieval knight who’s afraid of heights? Sir ‘Crawls-a-lot’!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, just like my history homework!
What’s a pharaoh’s favorite type of music? 'Rap' music!
Why did the student sleep in history class? They wanted to dream about the ‘past’!
Why was the history teacher always calm? Because he knew how to keep his 'composure'!
What do you call a clever Roman? A ‘smartian’!

Language Arts Homework Puns

I told my English teacher I was going to write a novel. She said, 'That’s a great ‘plot’!'
Why did the student bring a pencil to bed? Because they wanted to draw their dreams!
What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite game? 'Scrabble'!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the punctuation mark break up with the sentence? There was too much drama!
I told my language arts homework it was ‘binding’. It said, 'I’m just a little ‘booked’!'
What did the thesaurus say to the dictionary? 'You’re so ‘wordy’!'
What do you call a fake noodle? An ‘impasta’!
Why don’t writers ever get lost? Because they always have a ‘plot’ to follow!
How do poets keep their lines straight? They use 'rhyme' and reason!
Why was the English book so sad? Because it had too many ‘problems’!
I’m trying to learn to write poetry, but I keep getting ‘stanza-bound’!
Why did the student get kicked out of class? For ‘pun-ishing’ the teacher!
What did the teacher say to the student who was struggling with their essay? 'Just write it ‘down’!'
Why was the library so tall? Because it had so many ‘book’ shelves!
What’s a word’s favorite exercise? ‘Stretching’ its meaning!
Why do writers like to play hide and seek? Because good luck ‘finding’ them!
What did the author say when they finished their book? 'I’m all 'booked up'!'
What do you call a line of books that tell the same story? A ‘series’ of unfortunate events!
Why was the student’s essay so short? Because they had a ‘brief’ encounter with writing!
What’s a poet’s favorite vegetable? A 'rhyme' bean!

Art Homework Puns

Why did the artist break up with their canvas? They just couldn’t find common ‘ground’!
I told my art homework I was feeling ‘drawn’ to it.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What do you call a painting of a cat? A 'purr'-trait!
Why did the artist refuse to use a ruler? Because they wanted to make ‘free-hand’ art!
What did one paintbrush say to the other? 'We make a great ‘brush’ with talent!'
Why did the artist get kicked out of school? They were caught ‘sketching’ in class!
What’s a painter’s favorite type of music? ‘Colorful’ tunes!
How do you organize a space party? You ‘planet’ with art supplies!
Why was the artist always calm? They knew how to ‘canvas’ their emotions!
I told my art teacher I was going to create a masterpiece. She said, 'That’s a ‘work of heart’!'
What is an artist’s favorite game? ‘Draw’ it like it’s hot!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of ‘juice’!
What do you call an artist who only paints with water? A ‘drenched’ painter!
Why did the student bring a ladder to art class? To reach new ‘heights’ in creativity!
What’s an artist’s favorite type of shoes? ‘Canvas’ sneakers!
Why did the color wheel get kicked out of art class? It kept spinning out of control!
What do you call a painter who can’t stop painting? A ‘workaholic’ artist!
Why did the artist get lost? Because they couldn’t find their ‘palette’!
What do you call a dog that loves to paint? A ‘paw-trait’ artist!
Why did the artist always carry a pencil? In case they had to ‘draw’ the line!