Hip-Hop Puns

Rap Battles

Why did the rapper bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
I told my friend to stop playing with his food. He said he was just trying to drop some sick beats.
When the rapper got locked out, he called a locksmith to drop some bars.
Why did the chicken join the rap battle? To egg-cite the crowd!
The rapper's favorite game? Scrabble, because he loves to drop letters.
My favorite rap group is the one that always brings the heat – they’re so fire!
I asked a rapper to help me with my homework, but he just said, 'I'm too busy spitting rhymes.'
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw a crowd!
Do you know why rappers are always so calm? Because they drop the mic, not their temper!
The hip-hop artist opened a bakery. Now he’s known for his fresh rolls!
Why did the hip-hop artist go to therapy? He had too many bars to handle.
I heard the rapper started a gardening business. It’s called 'Plant and Drop.'
When the rapper got in trouble, he just took it 'one bar at a time.'
Why did the rapper always wear sunglasses? He wanted to stay cool in the spotlight!
What did the street artist say when he finished his mural? 'That’s a wrap!'
My friend tried to rap about farming, but it just turned into a corn-y joke.
Why did the rapper end his relationship? Too many mixed signals!
The rapper said he was retiring, but I think he just wanted to take a break and 'recharge his flow.'
When the rapper got a flat tire, he started freestyling about it!
What did the rapper say to the audience? 'Let’s drop the beat and raise the roof!'
Why did the rapper love math? Because he was all about those sick fractions!

Hip-Hop Culture

Why do hip-hop artists make terrible secret agents? They can't stop dropping dimes!
I tried to start a hip-hop museum, but it just turned into a rap 'exhibit'!
What’s a hip-hop artist’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s a hit!
Why did the hip-hop dancer bring a broom? To sweep the competition off their feet!
I heard the rapper opened a travel agency. He really knows how to book a flight!
Why did the DJ break up with his girlfriend? She kept changing the record on him!
What did the hip-hop fan say to the DJ? 'You’re spinning my world around!'
Why was the hip-hop artist always calm? Because he knew how to keep his cool!
When the rapper went to art school, he learned how to draw crowds!
What’s a hip-hop artist’s favorite type of exercise? Rhyme-robics!
I tried to tell a hip-hop artist a joke, but he just said, 'That’s not my tempo!'
Why did the hip-hop dancer go to school? To improve his 'step' skills!
What do you call a hip-hop artist who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful MC!
Why did the hip-hop artist get kicked out of the library? He kept dropping the bass!
What’s a rapper’s favorite game? 'Truth or Dare' – they always choose truth!
Why did the hip-hop star apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to make some dough!
When the rapper became a chef, he started cooking up some 'sick' recipes!
What do you call a hip-hop artist who loves gardening? A rap-weed!
Why do hip-hop artists love the ocean? They enjoy going with the flow!
What did the hip-hop artist say about his new shoes? 'They’re a real step up!'
Why did the rapper choose to become a teacher? He wanted to educate the next generation of MCs!

Famous Rappers

Why did Drake bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take it to the next level!
What did Eminem say when he lost his keys? 'Guess I’ll have to rap about it!'
Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle!
What’s Kanye West’s favorite place? The 'Yeezy' chair!
Why did Cardi B start a gardening business? Because she wanted to 'grow' her brand!
What did Jay-Z say when he started a new business? 'I’m all about that hustle!'
Why did Lil Wayne break up with his girlfriend? Too many 'lil' arguments!
What’s Nicki Minaj’s favorite dessert? 'Bar'-bados!
Why did 50 Cent get a new phone? He wanted to keep his 'cents' in line!
What did J. Cole say when he finished his album? 'That’s a wrap, folks!'
Why did Travis Scott become a chef? He wanted to cook up some 'sick' beats!
What’s Post Malone’s favorite drink? 'Post' tea!
Why did the rapper open a clothing store? He wanted to drop some new 'threads'!
What did Lil Nas X say when he got a haircut? 'Now I'm ready to 'ride!''
Why did Missy Elliott become a locksmith? To unlock new flows!
What’s Chance the Rapper’s favorite type of weather? 'Chance'-co!
Why did the rapper join the gym? He wanted to work on his 'bar'-bell lifts!
What did Future say when he got a job at the bank? 'I’m all about that 'future' savings!'
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the zoo? He kept dropping bars at the lions!
What did Ice Cube say when he saw the snow? 'This is a 'cool' day!'
Why did the rapper start a podcast? He wanted to 'drop' some knowledge!

Dance Moves

Why was the hip-hop dancer always late? He couldn’t find his 'groove'!
What did the breakdancer say when he finished? 'I’m done spinning my wheels!'
Why did the dancer go to therapy? Too many 'steps' to handle!
What did the hip-hop artist say when he learned a new move? 'That’s a 'step' in the right direction!'
Why did the dancer bring a map? He didn’t want to lose his 'way' on the floor!
What do you call a hip-hop dancer who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful performer!
Why did the hip-hop dancer bring a suitcase? He was ready to 'pack' the stage!
What’s a dancer’s favorite snack? 'Pop'corn!
Why did the dancer start a gardening business? He wanted to 'plant' his moves!
What’s a hip-hop dancer’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good 'beat'!
Why did the dancer break up with their partner? They needed more 'space' on the floor!
What did the dancer say to their reflection? 'You’re looking 'fine' today!'
Why did the hip-hop dancer join the gym? To work on their 'steps'!
What’s a dancer’s favorite form of exercise? 'Step'-aerobics!
Why did the dance crew go to the beach? To catch some 'waves'!
What did the dancer do when they got a new pair of shoes? 'Step' it up!
Why did the hip-hop dancer go to art school? They wanted to learn how to 'draw' a crowd!
What’s a hip-hop dancer’s favorite ice cream? 'Rock and roll'!
Why was the dancer such a good cook? They knew how to 'whisk' it!
What did the dancer say to the DJ? 'Let’s turn up the 'volume' on this floor!'
Why did the hip-hop dancer love winter? Because they could 'slide' into their moves!

Lyric Play

Why did the rapper write a poem? He wanted to drop some 'lyrical' bombs!
What did the poet say to the rapper? 'Let’s 'verse' our ideas!'
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library? He couldn't stop 'spitting bars'!
What do you call a rapper who tells bad jokes? A pun-derful MC!
Why did the lyricist become a gardener? To grow their 'wordplay'!
What did the hip-hop artist say when they finished writing? 'That’s a 'wrap' on the verses!'
Why did the rapper bring a thesaurus? To find the 'right' words!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of comedy? Wordplay!
Why was the rapper always calm? He knew how to 'keep his cool' in the verses!
What did the lyricist say at the end of a long day? 'I’m ready to drop the mic!'
Why did the rapper start a book club? He wanted to 'read' between the lines!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook? A 'chef'-per!
Why did the rapper go to school? To improve his 'flow'!
What did the rapper say about his new song? 'It’s a 'hit' for sure!'
Why did the hip-hop artist start a podcast? To share his 'lyrics' with the world!
What did the rapper say to the audience? 'Let’s get ready to 'drop' some knowledge!'
Why did the lyricist become a therapist? To help others with their 'mental bars'!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of weather? 'Sunny with a chance of rap!'
Why did the rapper take a break? He needed to 'recharge' his verses!
What’s a hip-hop artist’s favorite dessert? 'Rhyme'-cake!
What did the rapper say when he learned a new word? 'That’s a 'bar' to remember!'