Halloween Puns

Ghostly Gags

What do you call a ghost's favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real scream!
What did the ghost say to the bee? Quit bugging me!
Why do ghosts love to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits!
What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Boo-levard of broken dreams!
What did the ghost wear to the party? A boo-tiful dress!
Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin!
Why did the ghost get a job? He wanted to earn some boo-ny!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of exercise? Dead lifts!
How do ghosts communicate? With boo-rry!
What do you call a ghost that tells jokes? A pun-der!
Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t see him!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Boo-s shampoo!
What do you call a ghost that’s bad at football? A boo-loser!
What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Ghoul-ade!
Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his boo-cabulary!
What do you call a ghost that loves to dance? The boogie-man!
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
Why did the ghost join the band? He had the spirit of rock!
What do you call a ghost who loves to tell stories? A boo-hemian!
What did the ghost say to the vampire? You crack me up!

What’s a ghost’s favorite meal? Spook-ghetti!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib!
What do you call a witch’s favorite snack? Sandwiches!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
What do you call a monster who loves to eat? A ghoul-friend!
What did the ghost order at the restaurant? The boo-ling burger!
What do you call a haunted sandwich? A ghoul-ash!
Why did the skeleton eat a whole pizza? He couldn’t find anyone to share it with!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
What do vampires serve at their parties? A bloody Mary!
What do you call a witch who likes to bake? A broom baker!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of candy? Boo-ble gum!
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a bite of the bright side!
What do you call a ghost chef? A boo-chef!
What kind of dessert do vampires like? Blood pudding!
What did the candy say to the ghost? You’re so boo-tiful!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room!
Why did the ghost make a cake? To celebrate his boo-thday!
What do you call a spooky pizza? A fright-za!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the other patch!

What do you call a witch who likes to play golf? A tee-hee!
Why are witches so good at math? They’re great at spell-ing!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
Why did the witch break up with her boyfriend? He had too many hexes!
What do you call a witch who works at a bakery? A whisk witch!
Why did the witch ride a broom? Because vacuum cleaners were too heavy!
What do you call a witch’s favorite game? Cauldron and dragons!
What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Hex-hop!
What did the witch say to her friend? You’re spell-tacular!
Why did the witch get a job? She wanted to earn her broomstick license!
What do you call a witch who loves to code? A spell programmer!
Why did the witch go to school? To improve her casting skills!
What do you call a witch's pet? A broom dog!
Why did the witch join the gym? She wanted to get her broom in shape!
What do you call a fashionable witch? A stylish spellcaster!
What’s a witch’s favorite flower? A broom-rose!
Why did the witch take up gardening? She wanted to grow her own spells!
What do you call a witch who loves to sing? A spell-ebrity!
Why did the witch become a teacher? She wanted to cast a little magic in the classroom!
What’s a witch’s favorite vegetable? A boo-ccini!
What do you call a witch with a sense of humor? A pun-derful witch!
What did the witch say to the ghost? You’re boo-tiful!

What do you call a monster who loves to sing? A rap-terrifying!
Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She was too dead weight!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Why did the mummy start a business? He wanted to wrap up some profits!
What do you call a werewolf who loves to shop? A buy-wolf!
Why did the monster apply for a job? He wanted to get ahead in life!
What’s a monster’s favorite exercise? The monster mash-up!
What do you call a monster who tells jokes? A pun-ster!
Why did the Frankenstein’s monster get a job? He wanted to earn some bolts!
What’s a ghost’s favorite party game? Monster charades!
What do you call a friendly monster? A hug-ster!
Why did the vampire always win at poker? He had a great poker face!
What do you call a monster who loves to cook? A grill-ly beast!
What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
Why don’t monsters eat fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a monster who loves math? A ghoul-culator!
Why did the monster become a gardener? He wanted to grow some boo-tiful flowers!
What do you call a singing mummy? A wrap star!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite dessert? Howl-berry pie!
Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his brain power!
What do you call a monster who loves to travel? A roam-squatch!
What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? Boo-gie dancing!