Golf Puns

Golf Terms

I putt my heart into this game.
Don't drive me crazy!
You're on par with greatness.
I'm just here for the tee time.
Life is a pitch, so swing it.
It's a fairway to heaven.
This is un-fore-gettable!
I can't handle the pressure of a chip shot.
That's a real hole-in-fun!
I always keep my eye on the ball – it's a real 'eye-deal'.
It's all about the swing and a prayer.
I'm feeling tee-rific today!
You can't putt a price on fun.
Let's not get bogeyed down!
I have a real drive to succeed.
You really need to iron out those kinks!
I'm not a golfer, I'm a 'golf-ologist'.
I've got a 'tee' for top scores.
Get ready for a round of applause!
I was on the green until I got sandwiched.
This is a real course of action.
Golfers have a 'tee-rific' sense of humor.

Golf Equipment

I can't find my putter – it's a real 'putt' down!
My clubs are my best 'friends' on the course.
This driver really takes the cake!
You can't 'iron' out your problems without the right tools.
I just love a good 'tee' party!
My bag is always packed with 'club' essentials.
I'm 'tee'-ing off with excitement!
Golf balls are my 'round' friends.
I'm really 'putting' my skills to the test.
I can't help but 'swing' into action.
Why did the golf club break up? It just couldn't handle the pressure!
I have a 'tee'-rrific collection of drivers.
This putter is 'putt'-ing me in a good mood.
You have to 'grip' it and rip it!
It's a 'hole' lot of fun!
You can never have too many balls – they keep me 'driving' forward.
I 'tee' my clubs every time I play.
That's a real 'swing' and a miss!
I'm 'putting' in the effort.
My favorite club is the one that 'irons' out my game.
Golf shoes are 'sole'-fully important.

Golf Courses

This course is a real 'hit'!
I love a good 'drive' through the greens.
You can't 'course' correct a bad swing!
This hole is 'un-fore-gettable'!
I'm 'tee'-ing off in style today.
There are no rough patches here!
I feel 'green' with envy on this course.
This is a 'fairway' to enjoy the day.
I’m not lost, just taking the scenic 'route'.
The best part of this course? The 'view'!
It's all about the 'course' of action.
This course has a lot of 'character'.
I could 'drive' this way forever.
You can't 'putt' a price on a good view!
There’s no such thing as a 'rough' day on the course.
I'm on a 'tee'-rrific adventure!
You might say I'm 'course'-ing through the day.
Every hole tells a 'story'.
I'm really 'pitching' in on this course.
This is a 'hole' new level of fun.
I'm 'putting' my heart into every shot.

Golf Humor

Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
Golfers are always 'tee'-ing up for a laugh.
Why was the golfer so good at math? He knew how to 'add' strokes!
I told my friend to take it easy on the greens – he really took it to heart!
Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt? In case he got a hole in one!
Golfers are 'fore' real jokesters!
What do you call a lion playing golf? A 'roaring' success!
I asked the golf coach for advice, and he said 'just swing it!'
What did the golf ball say to the driver? 'You crack me up!'
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Golf is a lot like taxes – you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole!
What did the golf club say to the ball? 'You're a real 'kick'!'
Why do golf fans make terrible detectives? They always miss the 'putt'!
I wanted to become a professional golfer, but I couldn't 'drive' my point home.
Why was the golfer always calm? He knew how to keep his 'cool' on the course!
Golfing is just a way to 'swing' into the weekend.
Why did the golfer take a nap? He was 'tee'-d out!
What do you call a golfer with no arms? 'Fore'-closed!
Why did the golfer get kicked off the course? He kept making 'fore'-play jokes!
What do you call a bad golfer? A 'duffer' who just can't putt it together!
I knew a golfer who was great at math – he was always calculating his strokes!

Golfing Experiences

I had a 'tee'-rrific time on the course!
This round was a real 'swing' and a miss.
I could 'drive' all day and not get tired.
It was a 'hole' in a million experience!
Every hole was a new 'putt' of fun.
I 'putt' my best foot forward today.
What a 'fairway' to spend the day!
I really 'swing' for the fences on this course.
Today was a real 'chip' off the old block.
I can't believe how 'green' my game has become!
What a 'drive' into the sunset!
You could say I was on 'cloud nine' with my game today.
I 'putt' in the work, and it paid off!
This experience was a real 'hole' lot of fun!
It was all 'par' for the course!
I 'tee'-d off with some great friends!
Every swing was a 'step' in the right direction.
This round was 'un-fore-gettable'!
I can't wait to 'drive' out here again.
This was a 'putt' above the rest!
I really 'swing' for the stars!