Florida Puns

Florida Wildlife

What did the alligator wear to the party? His best gator attire.
Why don’t flamingos ever get lost? They always follow their flock sense.
I told my friend I saw a panther in the wild. He said, 'Stop feline around!'
Why did the dolphin bring a towel? Because it wanted to make a splash!
What do you call a lazy alligator? An 'alliga-tor'!
Why did the manatee bring a suitcase? It was going on a whale of a trip!
I saw a bear in Florida; it was a real 'bear-y' good sight!
Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the shell station!
What do you call a crocodile that loves to play music? A 'rockodile'!
Why are frogs so happy in Florida? They eat whatever bugs them!
What did the seagull do when it flew over the bay? It ‘gull’-ed all the fish!
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because it had too much 'bill'!
How do you keep track of alligators? You use a 'gator' calendar!
Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend? She was too shellfish!
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh!
Why did the flamingo get a job? To make some extra 'flamin'-cash!
How do manatees keep up with the news? They read the 'manatee' times!
Why did the snake get a job? He wanted to earn some 'serpent' income!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An 'investi-gator'!
How do you greet a Florida panther? 'Pounce' on over here!
Why did the woodpecker get a promotion? He was always 'pecking' at new ideas!

Florida Beaches

Why did the beach go to school? It wanted to get a little 'shore' education!
What did the sand say to the tide? 'Long time no sea!'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
How do you organize a beach party? You 'shell' out the invitations!
What do you call a lazy beach? A 'sand-dwich'!
Why did the crab never share its food? Because it was a little shellfish!
What did one wave say to the other? 'Catch you later!'
Why was the ocean so salty? Because the beach was always 'whining'!
How does a beach keep in shape? It does 'sand' exercises!
What do you call a beach that’s always tired? A 'resting beach face'!
Why did the beach ball go to the doctor? It was feeling a little deflated!
How do you make a beach laugh? Just tickle its 'sand'!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the surfer bring string to the beach? To tie up some gnarly waves!
What do you call a fish that works at the beach? A 'fin-tastic' employee!
Why are beaches so good at keeping secrets? Because they know how to 'shore' their mouths!
What did the lifeguard say to the drowning beach ball? 'Don't worry, I've got you covered!'
Why are oceans always calm? Because they know how to 'keep their waves'!
What do you call a beach that tells stories? A 'tide' of tales!
Why did the sand get a promotion? Because it was the best at 'grit' work!
What’s a beach’s favorite instrument? The 'sand-vio'!

Florida Food

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
What do you call a Florida pancake? A 'sunny side up'!
Why do alligators love fast food? Because they can't catch it!
What’s a Florida tomato’s favorite dance? The salsa!
Why are Florida strawberries so good? They’re always in 'berry' good shape!
What did the Florida chef say to the tomato? 'You’re looking ripe for a good time!'
Why did the coconut get kicked out of the party? Because it was too nutty!
What do you call a Florida avocado? A 'guac-star'!
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
Why was the grapefruit so great? Because it always 'peels' good!
What do you call a Florida shrimp that tells jokes? A 'crustacean comedian'!
Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe? It couldn’t find the right 'melon-tality'!
What did the Florida chef say about the seafood? 'It’s 'shore' to be delicious!'
Why did the banana go to the beach? It wanted to peel out!
What do you call a lazy Florida orange? A 'citrus slacker'!
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
What’s a Florida chef’s favorite type of music? 'Rye' bread!
Why don’t Florida oranges ever get lost? They always have a zest for adventure!
What do you get when you cross a Florida fruit with a computer? A 'byte-sized' mango!
Why was the Florida chef so good at poker? He knew how to handle a 'full house'!
What’s a Florida gator’s favorite dessert? 'Gator-ade' cake!

Florida Sports

Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
What do you call a Florida basketball player? A slam-dunking sun!
Why was the baseball team always happy? Because they knew how to 'catch' a break!
What’s a Florida swimmer’s favorite game? 'Pool' party!
Why do Florida athletes make great comedians? They always deliver a good 'punch' line!
What do you call a Florida golfer? A 'tee-rific' player!
Why did the referee get kicked out of the game? He was always 'whistling' a different tune!
What do you call a Florida soccer player? A goal-oriented sun!
Why don’t basketball players like to go to the beach? They can’t handle the 'sandwich'!
What did the baseball say to the bat? 'You’re really hitting it off!'
Why did the tennis player go to jail? Because he served too many 'faults'!
What do you call a Florida football player who loves music? A 'rock' star linebacker!
Why did the swimmer bring a pencil to the pool? To draw the 'line'!
What do you call a Florida athlete’s favorite type of music? 'Jam' sessions!
Why don’t golfers tell secrets? Because they might 'putt' them in the wrong hole!
What’s a Florida cheerleader’s favorite vegetable? A 'cheer-pea'!
Why did the runner break up with his girlfriend? She was always trying to 'chase' him!
What do you call a Florida boxer with a sweet tooth? A 'chocolate punch'!
Why did the coach bring string to the game? To tie up the score!
What’s a Florida surfer’s favorite type of music? 'Wave' music!
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder? To reach new heights!

Florida Weather

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little 'brighter'!
What do you call a Florida rainstorm? A 'downpour' of fun!
Why do Florida residents always carry umbrellas? Because it’s ‘forecast’ to sprinkle laughter!
What’s a Florida cloud’s favorite drink? 'Mist' tea!
Why was the weather reporter always calm? Because he knew how to 'weather' the storm!
What do you call a sunny day in Florida? A 'ray of sunshine'!
Why did the wind break up with the rain? It found someone more 'breezy'!
What did the thunder say to the lightning? 'You really know how to strike a pose!'
Why did the snowman move to Florida? He wanted to 'melt' away the stress!
What do you call a Florida hurricane? A 'twist and shout'!
Why was the heat wave so popular? It brought all the 'hot' gossip!
What’s a Florida meteorologist’s favorite game? 'Guess the precipitation!'
Why did the lightning bolt get a job? He wanted to 'electrify' the crowd!
What do you call a windstorm at the beach? A 'breezy' situation!
Why was the humidity so friendly? It always made people feel 'moist' comfortable!
What do you call a Florida sunset? A 'hue-mazing' sight!
Why do Florida storms never get lost? They always follow the 'current'!
What did the rain say to the sun? 'You light up my life!'
Why are Florida summers so great? Because they’re always 'heat-ing' things up!
What’s a Florida thunderstorm’s favorite song? 'Lightning Bolt Blues'!
Why did the beach towel break up with the water? It wanted some 'dry' humor!