Film Puns

Classic Films

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran!
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked shocked!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I’m a huge fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked shocked!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I’m a huge fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads!
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’m a huge fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads!
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’m a huge fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!