Fantasy Puns

Magical Creatures

Why did the hero bring a ladder on his quest? He wanted to reach new heights!
What did the adventurer say when he found a treasure? 'I’m in a gold mood!'
Why did the knight always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his sword!
What’s an adventurer’s favorite type of exercise? Quest-ercise!
Why did the mage never lose a debate? He always had a spell of persuasion!
What’s a thief’s favorite game? Hide and sneak!
Why did the hero break up with his girlfriend? She had too much baggage!
What do you call a quest that goes wrong? An epic fail!
Why did the dwarf bring a map? He didn’t want to be taken for granite!
What do you call a bard’s favorite drink? A lute-ini!
Why did the knight go to therapy? He had too many emotional dragons!
What did the wizard say to his apprentice? 'You’re making me spellbound!'
Why did the hero always bring a blanket? He wanted to be prepared for a cold case!
What’s a rogue’s favorite type of clothing? Stealthy wear!
Why did the mage start a gardening business? He wanted to grow his spells!
What’s a warrior’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
Why did the quest fail? They couldn’t find their way through the plot holes!
What do you call a group of heroes in a car? A quest-tacular ride!
Why did the bard get kicked out of the bar? He couldn’t stop singing off-key!
What did the hero say to his sidekick? 'You complete my quest!'
Why was the wizard always calm? He knew how to keep his wand in check!

What do you call a magical mirror? A reflection of your best self!
Why did the magic carpet get an award? It was outstanding in its field!
What did the enchanted broom say? 'I’m sweeping you off your feet!'
Why did the enchanted sword always win arguments? It had a sharp point!
What do you call a spellbook that tells jokes? A pun-derful grimoire!
Why was the magic lamp so popular? It granted wishes like it was genie-us!
What did the enchanted cup say? 'I’m feeling a bit mug-nificent!'
Why did the magic wand break up with the hat? It found someone more spellbinding!
What do you call a talking book? A novel idea!
Why did the enchanted necklace always get compliments? It was a gem of a piece!
What’s a wizard’s favorite piece of furniture? A spell-couch!
Why did the crystal ball go to school? To become a little clearer!
What did the enchanted mirror tell the princess? 'You’re looking fairy-tastic!'
Why did the magic chest feel lonely? It was always getting closed off!
What do you call a wizard’s favorite dessert? Spell-icious pie!
Why did the enchanted clock break up with the calendar? It felt like time was running out!
What did the enchanted painting say? 'I’m drawn to you!'
Why did the magic teapot get in trouble? It was always brewing up trouble!
What do you call a magical pair of shoes? A sole-mate!
Why did the enchanted book join the band? It had a great rhythm!
What’s a wizard’s favorite piece of jewelry? A spell-binding ring!

What do you call a hero with a great sense of humor? A pun-derful champion!
Why did the knight always win? He had a strong suit!
What did the hero say to his friends? 'Let’s save the day, one pun at a time!'
Why did the hero bring a pencil to battle? To draw his sword!
What do you call a hero who’s always late? A tardy knight!
Why did the archer always win archery contests? He had a sharp aim!
What’s a hero’s favorite game? Quest-tionary!
Why did the warrior refuse to fight? He was totally sword of it!
What do you call a hero who loves to cook? A culinary crusader!
Why did the hero get kicked out of the bar? He was too over the top!
What did the warrior say to his rival? 'You’re a real axe-hole!'
Why did the hero always carry a spare pair of shoes? In case he had to run the extra mile!
What’s a bard’s favorite way to travel? By tune-boat!
Why did the hero become a gardener? He wanted to grow his legend!
What do you call a hero who loves puns? A pun-derful warrior!
Why did the hero get a promotion? He was always going above and beyond!
What’s a wizard’s favorite dessert? A spell-icious cake!
Why did the knight start a podcast? He wanted to share his knightly tales!
What do you call a hero who can sing? A legendary voice!
Why did the hero always carry a map? He didn’t want to be lost in the plot!
What did the warrior say after winning a duel? 'I guess I’m just better with my sword!'