Fairy Puns

Fairy Tale Puns

What did the fairy say when her magic wand broke? It’s time to wing it!
Why did the fairy get kicked out of the bar? She couldn't stop making wishes!
How do fairies keep their secrets? They use fairy whispers!
What do you call a fairy who doesn’t take a bath? Stinkerbell!
Why did the fairy go to school? To improve her fairy tale skills!
What’s a fairy’s favorite type of music? Enchanted rock!
Why are fairies so good at math? Because they always add a little magic!
What do you call a fairy who loves to garden? A thyme traveler!
How do fairies stay in shape? They do fairy aerobics!
What’s a fairy’s favorite dessert? Pixie pie!
Why did the fairy refuse to play cards? She was afraid of getting caught cheating!
What do you call a fairy that can’t stop talking? Chatterbell!
Why did the fairy break up with her boyfriend? He was too much of a toad!
How do fairies send messages? By fairy-mail!
What did the rebellious fairy say? I’m not gonna do it, I want to fly my own way!
Why don’t fairies ever tell secrets? Because they might get out of fairy control!
What do you call a fairy who can’t find her way? A lost sprite!
Why did the fairy sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time!
What do you call a fairy who loves to dance? A twirlbell!
Why did the fairy cross the road? To get to the other side of the glen!
What do you call a fairy’s favorite exercise? Wing stretches!

What do you call a fairy who loves cats? A purr-fectly magical creature!
Why did the fairy adopt a puppy? Because she wanted a little tail to wag!
What do you call a fairy on a horse? A neigh-gician!
Why did the fairy keep a pet owl? Because it was a hoot!
What do you call a fairy with a pet snake? A hiss-terical friend!
Why was the fairy’s dog always happy? He had magical bark!
What do you call a fairy who loves birds? A tweetbell!
Why did the fairy bring her fish to the party? Because they were great at making a splash!
What’s a fairy’s favorite animal? A magical unicorn, of course!
Why did the fairy get a pet rabbit? To hop into her adventures!
What do you call a fairy who loves horses? A galloping enchantress!
Why do fairies love butterflies? Because they’re flutter-ific!
What do you call a fairy’s favorite insect? A fairy-fly!
Why are fairies great at keeping pets? They have a magical touch!
What did the fairy say to her goldfish? You’re swimmingly fabulous!
What do you call a fairy who loves gardening? A flower fairy!
Why did the fairy adopt a parrot? She wanted a feathered friend to gossip with!
What do you call a fairy who loves reptiles? A scaly sprite!
Why did the fairy love her hamster? He was a little ball of fluff!
What do you call a fairy with a pet tarantula? A creepy crawly companion!
What’s a fairy’s favorite farm animal? A moo-velous cow!

What do fairies eat for breakfast? Pixie pancakes!
Why did the fairy bake a cake? Because she wanted to make a wish come true!
What’s a fairy’s favorite fruit? Fairy-berries!
What do you call a fairy chef? A magical cook!
Why do fairies love cooking? They enjoy a dash of magic in every dish!
What do you call fairy pasta? Enchanted noodles!
Why did the fairy open a restaurant? To serve fairy-tale cuisine!
What’s a fairy’s favorite snack? Pixie popcorn!
Why did the fairy love chocolate? Because it’s cocoa-mazing!
What do you call a fairy’s favorite drink? Fairy-tale tea!
Why did the fairy love gardening? She wanted to grow her own fairy food!
What do you call a fairy with a sweet tooth? A sugar-bell!
Why did the fairy make a salad? To mix things up with a little magic!
What do fairies use to sweeten their tea? Pixie sugar!
What’s a fairy’s favorite dessert? Magic mousse!
Why do fairies love ice cream? Because it’s a scoop of enchantment!
What do you call a fairy who loves baking? A cake-bell!
Why did the fairy like spicy food? It added a little magic to her meals!
What do you call a fairy’s favorite sandwich? A pixie hoagie!
Why did the fairy always carry snacks? She believed in being prepared for a magic moment!
What’s a fairy’s go-to dish? Enchanted enchiladas!