Essay Puns

Writing Puns

I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me to sleep mode.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why don’t writers like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they can’t find their plot!
I tried to start a pencil factory, but it was pointless.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
My thesaurus is terrible; it’s just awful and awful!
I’m writing a rom-com about a pencil and a pen. It’s a love story with a lot of twists.
If you want to write a bestseller, just start with ‘Once upon a time’ and never finish!
I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I’ll save it for later.
I wanted to write a novel about a broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I wrote a story about a chicken crossing the road, but I couldn’t get past the first chapter.
I’m writing a book on how to avoid clichés. It’s going to be a bestseller!
My novel about a pencil was really good; it just needed a little more lead.
I tried to write a mystery novel, but the plot kept getting lost.
I’m working on a book about teleportation. You won’t believe where it goes!
I tried to write a book on time travel, but I couldn’t find the right moment.
I’m writing a horror story about a haunted pen. It’s pen-tastic!
I wrote a book about gardening, but it didn’t really grow on me.
My story about an elevator is a real up-and-down tale.
I wanted to write a memoir, but it turned out to be a ‘me-moir’!

Literature Puns

I’m reading a book on anti-social behavior; it’s really hard to get into!
Why did the book join the police? It wanted to go undercover!
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Why don’t authors get lost? They always have a plot!
I wanted to write a novel about a runaway dog, but I couldn’t find the right plot.
I read a book about history. It was a real page-turner!
I’m writing a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
Why are books so good at keeping secrets? Because they have so many covers!
I wrote a book about falling in love with a librarian. It’s a real shelfie!
My book about paper was a huge success; it really took off!
I wrote a book about a pencil that could write music. It was a real hit!
I don’t trust stairs; they’re always up to something in literature.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
I wrote a book about a broken clock. It’s a real timeless classic!
I tried to write a book about the ocean, but it was too deep!
My book about gardening was a real thriller; it kept me on the edge of my seat!
I’m writing a book about a cat detective. It’s a real meow-nificent story!
Why don’t books ever get cold? They always have a jacket!
I’m writing a book on procrastination, but I’ll start it tomorrow.
My novel about a superhero librarian was a real page-turner!
I wanted to write a book about an elevator, but it just kept going up and down!

School Puns

Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!
I’m studying for a test on sarcasm. I don’t think I’ll ace it.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his students were so bright!
I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but I knew I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I told my teacher I was going to be a writer. She said I had a lot of character!
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They’re right behind you!'
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the student bring a blanket to class? Because he wanted to stay warm while he learned!
I was going to write a joke about math, but I thought it was too calculated.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too much treble!
I tried to play hide and seek in the library, but good luck hiding when you can’t find your plot!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m learning about electricity, but I can’t seem to find the current topic.
Why did the teacher get kicked out of class? Because he kept saying 'I’m going to teach you a lesson!'
I wanted to write a book about school, but it seemed like too much homework!
Why did the computer go to school? To improve its byte!
I wrote a book about procrastination; I’m still waiting to publish it.
I was going to write a history paper, but I ran out of time traveling!

Exam Puns

I told my friend I was studying for an exam. He said, 'Good luck, you’ll need it!'
Why did the student bring a broom to the exam? Because he swept it!
I was going to take an exam, but I couldn’t find my pencil; it was a real lead-losing situation!
I missed my math exam because I didn’t have any problems to solve.
Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems!
I heard the history exam was a real blast from the past!
Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? To reach new heights!
I’m studying for a test on procrastination. I’ll start studying tomorrow.
Why did the computer go to the exam? To get its byte-sized knowledge!
I told my teacher I’d have all the answers to the exam. She said, 'That’s a tall claim!'
I didn’t study for my exam because I thought it was going to be a piece of cake!
I was going to write a test on chemistry, but I lost my elements.
Why did the student sit on his exam paper? He wanted to be the top of his class!
I wanted to ace my exam, but I felt like I was just going through the motions.
Why did the student bring string to the exam? To tie up loose ends!
I was going to take a math exam, but I got caught up in the numbers game.
Why was the student so calm during the exam? He had a lot of inner-peace!
I was going to study for the science exam, but I lost my focus!
Why did the teacher go to the beach before the exam? To catch some waves of knowledge!
I heard the geography exam was going to be a real trip!
I thought about studying for my exam, but I decided to just wing it!

Creative Writing Puns

I wanted to become a better writer, so I took a class in punctuation. It was a real period of growth!
I tried to write a story about a broken pencil, but it was just pointless.
Why did the writer break up with the thesaurus? She found it too repetitive!
I’m writing a horror story about a haunted typewriter. It’s a real spine-tingler!
My book about procrastination is coming along; I’ll finish it… eventually.
I wrote a story about a pencil that could write music. It was a real hit!
Why don’t writers ever get lost? They always have a plot!
I wanted to write a novel about an elevator, but it just kept going up and down!
I’m writing a mystery about a missing plot; it’s a real cliffhanger!
Why do writers love nature? Because it’s always a great place for a plot twist!
I wrote a book about gardening, but I couldn’t find the right plot!
I’m writing a story about an optimistic computer. It’s a byte of sunshine!
Why was the writer always calm? They knew how to keep their characters in check!
I was going to write a book about falling in love, but I couldn’t find the right angle.
Why did the author go broke? Because they lost their plot!
I’m writing a rom-com about a pencil and a pen; it’s bound to be a bestseller!
I wanted to write a book about the ocean, but I couldn’t find the right depth.
Why did the writer bring a ladder? To reach new heights in creativity!
I thought about writing a book on procrastination, but I’ll start it tomorrow.
I wrote a novel about a snail; it was a slow burn story!
I’m writing a guide on how to write poetry. It’s a real verse of inspiration!