Election Puns

Voting Puns

I'm just a ballot in the box, trying to make my voice heard.
Elections are like a buffet; you have to pick what you want to eat.
Vote for me, I promise to be a real 'people's choice'!
I wanted to vote, but I was too busy counting my 'ballot' points.
Why did the voter bring a ladder? To reach new heights in democracy!
I'm not a politician, but I can really 'campaign' a good time!
What did the ballot say to the voter? 'You complete me!'
Voting is like a relationship; it's all about finding the right match.
Why did the scarecrow win the election? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my friends I was voting early. They said, 'That's a polling good idea!'
Don't worry about the outcome; just make sure you 'cast' your doubts aside.
If I had a dollar for every time I voted, I'd have a 'fiscally responsible' amount!
Why did the computer get a vote? It had a lot of bytes!
I'm not saying I'm a great voter, but I do have 'poll' power!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the polling place!
I may not be a candidate, but I sure can 'run' a good campaign!
The election was so close, it came down to a 'hair' of a vote!
Why do politicians like to play poker? They always want to raise the stakes!
I didn't vote for the tomato, but it sure was a 'ripe' candidate!
Don't be a 'no-show' at the polls, or you might get 'voter-ized'!
It's time to 'cast' your vote and reel in the results!

Why did the candidate bring a broom? To sweep the polls!
I’m running for office, but I promise not to 'trip' on my campaign.
What do you call a lazy candidate? A 'no-show'!
This election, I'm all about 'platform' shoes!
Why did the politician go to art school? To learn how to draw votes!
I asked a candidate how they were doing. They said, 'Just trying to stay above the 'fray'!
Why did the candidate sit in the shade? They were avoiding 'heat' from the opposition!
My campaign slogan? 'Making democracy 'grape' again!'
Why did the candidate bring a suitcase? To 'pack' in the votes!
I told my friends I was running for office. They said, 'That's a tall order!'
Why was the candidate always calm? They had a lot of 'composure'!
Election day is like a marathon; you have to 'run' with what you got!
I went to a candidate's speech, but it was 'speechless'!
Why did the candidate go to jail? For 'vote' fraud!
What do you call a candidate who tells jokes? A 'pun-dit'!
I asked the candidate how they prepare. They said, 'I just 'poll' my resources!'
Why did the candidate bring a map? To 'navigate' the election!
I told my friends I'm a candidate. They said, 'You must be 'running' out of time!'
Why did the candidate always carry a pencil? To 'draw' in voters!
I thought about running for office, but I just couldn't 'commit'!
Why did the candidate take up gardening? They wanted to 'grow' their support!

Why did the candidate bring a ladder to the debate? To reach new heights!
Debates are like cooking; if you don't have the right ingredients, it can get messy!
I told my friend I was nervous about the debate. They said, 'Just 'argue' your point!'
Why did the debater bring a pillow? To rest their case!
What did one candidate say to the other during the debate? 'You're 'knot' winning me over!'
Why are debates like comedy shows? Timing is everything!
I tried to argue with a politician, but they just kept 'dodging' my points!
What do you call a debate without structure? A 'free-for-all'!
Why was the debate so short? They ran out of 'time' to argue!
My debate strategy? Go in, 'argue' my case, and leave 'em laughing!
Why did the candidate wear sunglasses to the debate? To look cool under pressure!
In debates, you gotta 'stand firm' on your beliefs!
Why did the audience love the debate? It was 'well-rounded' entertainment!
I tried to take notes during the debate, but it became a 'scribble' fest!
What did the moderator say to the candidates? 'Let's keep it civil, folks!'
Why did the candidates break up? They couldn't find common 'ground'!
I love a good debate, especially when it gets 'heated'!
Why was the debate such a hit? It had 'punchlines'!
I wanted to join the debate, but I didn't want to 'argue' with my friends!
What do you call a debate with a lot of interruptions? A 'cross-talk'!
Debating is like dancing; you have to know when to take the lead!