Dinosaur Puns

T-Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex who loves to party? A dino-mite!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the T-Rex is too loud!
What do you get when a T-Rex drives a car? A dino-sore ride!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road? To eat the chicken on the other side!
What does a T-Rex eat for breakfast? Dino-sours!
Why was the T-Rex such a bad musician? Because he couldn't find the right pitch!
What did the T-Rex say to the other dinosaurs at the party? 'Let's get this dino-party started!'
Why did the T-Rex break up with his girlfriend? She found him too dino-soar!
What’s a T-Rex’s favorite game? Hide and seek, but it always loses!
How do T-Rexes like their eggs? Dino-scrambled!
What did the T-Rex apply for? A dino-mite job!
Why did the T-Rex start a gardening club? He wanted to grow some dino-plants!
What do you call a T-Rex with good manners? A dino-gentleman!
Why did the T-Rex get a promotion? Because he had a roaring work ethic!
What did the T-Rex say to the triceratops? 'You’re really dino-mite!'
What do you call a T-Rex that can play the piano? A dino-harmonic!
Why don’t T-Rexes ever tell secrets? Because they’re dino-sore losers!
What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of music? Dino-pop!
What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? A dino-snore!
What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with fireworks? Dino-mite explosions!
What did the T-Rex say when he saw the meteor? 'Oh no, this is dino-mite!'

Why don’t you ever see pterodactyls at the gym? Because they’re always flying under the radar!
What did the pterodactyl order at the cafe? A 'fly' latte!
Why did the pterodactyl get kicked out of school? For winging it!
What do you call a pterodactyl that can’t stop singing? A 'fly'-ing diva!
How do you make a pterodactyl laugh? Tell it a 'wing' pun!
What’s a pterodactyl’s favorite exercise? Wing-ups!
Why did the pterodactyl sit on the fence? Because it wanted to wing it!
What do pterodactyls use to communicate? Winged words!
Why was the pterodactyl such a bad driver? Because it couldn’t find its way around the 'fly'-way!
What did the pterodactyl say during the movie? 'This is 'fly'-ing awesome!'
Why did the pterodactyl bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
What’s a pterodactyl’s favorite dessert? 'Fly'-ing cake!
What did the pterodactyl say to its friend? 'Let’s wing it together!'
Why was the pterodactyl always calm? Because it knew how to wing it!
What’s a pterodactyl’s favorite game? 'Fly'-ing chess!
Why did the pterodactyl wear sunglasses? To look 'fly'!
How does a pterodactyl greet its friends? 'What’s winging on?'
Why don’t pterodactyls ever get lost? Because they always wing it!
What do you call a pterodactyl with an attitude? A 'fly'-tude!
What’s a pterodactyl’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of 'fly'-ing scenes!
What did the pterodactyl say when it got a new job? 'I’m ready to wing it!'

Why did the stegosaurus get a job? To make some dino-cash!
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite game? Dino-saur-cer!
What did the stegosaurus say to its friend? 'You’re dino-mite!'
What do you call a stegosaurus with a great sense of humor? A 'pun'-gosaurus!
Why was the stegosaurus always getting into trouble? Because it was too dino-cious!
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite drink? Dino-sour lemonade!
What did the stegosaurus say during the argument? 'Let’s not be dino-sore about it!'
Why did the stegosaurus cross the road? To get to the dino-mite party!
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite snack? Dino-chips!
What did the stegosaurus use to fix its fence? A dino-nail!
Why did the stegosaurus apply for a loan? To help with its dino-mite business!
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite music genre? Dino-jazz!
What do you call a stegosaurus that loves to dance? A 'dino-move'!
What did the stegosaurus order at the restaurant? A 'dino-burger'!
Why was the stegosaurus such a great teacher? Because it was dino-telligent!
What do you call a stegosaurus that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-gosaurus!
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite holiday? Dino-ween!
Why did the stegosaurus start a band? Because it wanted to rock the dino-world!
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite flower? A dino-rose!
What did the stegosaurus say when it got lost? 'I’m feeling dino-confused!'
What’s a stegosaurus’s favorite movie? The dino-mite classic 'Jurassic Park'!

Why are velociraptors good at basketball? Because they always take a shot!
What do you call a velociraptor who loves to cook? A chef-raptor!
Why did the velociraptor join the band? Because it had great raptor-rythm!
What’s a velociraptor’s favorite game? Raptor-lympics!
Why did the velociraptor become an artist? Because it loved to draw raptor-ings!
What do velociraptors say when they’re hungry? 'Let’s raptor up some food!'
Why was the velociraptor such a good detective? Because it had sharp instincts!
What’s a velociraptor’s favorite kind of music? Raptor-roll!
What do you call a dancing velociraptor? A raptor-ator!
Why did the velociraptor bring a suitcase? It was ready for a raptor-venture!
What did the velociraptor say to its friend? 'Let’s raptor up some fun!'
Why don’t velociraptors ever play hide and seek? Because they always raptor up the game!
What’s a velociraptor’s favorite drink? Raptor-ade!
Why did the velociraptor get a promotion? It was a raptor-mazing worker!
What do you call a velociraptor with a good sense of humor? A rap-tor!
What’s a velociraptor’s favorite type of shoes? Raptor-sneakers!
Why did the velociraptor go to school? To improve its raptor-ducation!
What did the velociraptor say when it got a new phone? 'This is raptor-iffic!'
What’s a velociraptor’s favorite dessert? Raptor-cream pie!
Why did the velociraptor always carry a pencil? To sketch its raptor-dreams!
What do you call a velociraptor who can sing? A raptor-star!