Dental Puns

Tooth Puns

I can’t find my toothbrush; I must have misplaced it!
What do you call an artist who draws teeth? A floss-opher!
I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth, so he gave me a brighter future!
I asked the dentist if he could make me a toothpick. He said it’s just a matter of time!
Why did the tooth go to school? To get a little plaque-tical knowledge!
What did the dentist say to the computer? This won't byte!
Why was the dentist always calm? He knew how to brace himself!
What did the dentist say during an argument? Let’s not get carried away with our fillings!
Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
What’s a dentist’s favorite movie? Finding Flossy!
Did you hear about the dentist who became a baseball coach? He knew how to fill the cavities!
Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend? She was too flossy!
What did the dentist say to his patient who wanted to be a pilot? You need to work on your take-off and landing!
What do you call a dentist in a crisis? A tooth emergency!
Why did the dentist become a gardener? Because he loved to plant seeds of healing!
How do dentists celebrate? They throw a plaque party!
What’s a dentist’s favorite instrument? The drill!
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? A toothless wonder!
Why did the tooth go to jail? Because it was a little cavity of crime!
What’s a dentist’s favorite game? Tooth or dare!
Why did the dentist win an award? For his outstanding fillings!

Floss Puns

Flossing is just my way of stringing you along!
Why did the floss break up with the toothbrush? It felt too bristled!
What did the floss say to the tooth? You complete me!
I told my friend to floss, but he said it wasn’t his string of interest!
What do you call a happy piece of floss? A floss-ome friend!
Why did the floss fail at stand-up comedy? It couldn’t keep the audience in stitches!
I’m on a diet where I only chew gum and floss. It’s called the floss and chew diet!
What’s a floss’s favorite dance? The floss dance!
Flossing is my cardio!
Why did the floss get promoted? Because it was always on a roll!
What do you call a floss that tells jokes? A pun-foss!
Flossing: because you can’t brush away your problems!
Why did the floss go to therapy? It had too many tangled issues!
What did the floss say to the plaque? I’ll string you along!
Flossing is like a daily hug for your teeth!
What’s a dentist’s favorite season? Floss-om!
Why did the floss get a leadership role? It always knew how to tie things together!
Flossing is like a party for your gums!
What do you call a floss that loves music? A floss-ician!
Why did the floss become a detective? It had a knack for uncovering hidden cavities!
Floss like nobody's watching!

Cavity Puns

What did the cavity say to the tooth? I’m just here for a little bite!
Why did the cavity go to school? To get a little bit smarter!
What’s a cavity’s favorite song? I Will Survive!
Cavities are just tooth’s way of asking for a little space!
Why did the cavity get kicked out of the party? It was too filling!
What do you call a sneaky cavity? A sneaky little tooth-thief!
Why did the cavity become a musician? It had a knack for hitting the right notes!
What did the tooth say to the cavity? You're just a little hole in my life!
Cavities: the holes in our hearts!
Why did the cavity get a job? It wanted to make some extra change!
What did the dentist say to the cavity? Time to fill you in!
What’s a cavity’s favorite drink? A filling smoothie!
Why don’t cavities ever get lost? They always find their way back to the tooth!
Cavities are just teeth in denial!
What did the dentist say to the anxious cavity? Don’t worry, I’ll fill you up!
Cavity prevention is just a brush away!
Why did the cavity cross the road? To get to the filling station!
What do you call a cavity that tells tall tales? A fib-ity!
Why did the cavity get a promotion? Because it was always filling in for others!
Cavities are just a tooth’s way of expressing its inner hole!
What did one cavity say to another? We’re in this hole together!

Brushing Puns

I’m on a brushing spree!
What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? You complete me!
Why did the toothbrush apply for a job? It wanted to brush up on its skills!
Brushing your teeth is a real brush with greatness!
What’s a toothbrush’s favorite game? Brush and seek!
Why did the toothbrush break up with the floss? It felt like it was getting brushed aside!
What do you call a toothbrush that tells jokes? A pun-brush!
Brushing is just a sweet way to start the day!
Why was the toothbrush so good at sports? It knew how to handle a brush-off!
What did the dentist say to the toothbrush? You’re my favorite bristle buddy!
Brushing your teeth is like polishing your smile!
What’s a brushing routine’s favorite dance? The flossing tango!
Why did the toothbrush join the band? It had the best rhythm!
What do you call a toothbrush that loves to travel? A brush-roamer!
Brushing is a brush with destiny!
Why did the toothbrush win an award? For its outstanding scrub!
What did the toothbrush say to the stubborn plaque? You can’t stick around here!
Brushing your teeth is a daily grind!
Why did the toothbrush go to school? To improve its brushing skills!
What’s a toothbrush’s favorite comedy? Brush Hour!
Why did the toothbrush start a blog? To share its brushing tips!

Dental Humor

Why did the dentist always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw blood!
What do you call a dentist with a sense of humor? A tooth fairy!
Why did the skeleton go to the dentist? He didn’t have the guts!
What did the dentist say to the patient who was afraid? Don’t worry, it’s just a little filling!
Why do dentists love math? Because they know how to handle all those cavities!
What do you call a dentist who’s always late? A slow drill!
Why was the dentist’s office so calm? Because they had a lot of patients!
What did the dentist say when he finished? That’s a wrap!
Why did the dentist always win at poker? He knew how to deal with the odds!
What do you call a dentist who is a magician? A tooth-illusionist!
Why did the dentist break up with the hygienist? They had too many plaque-tic misunderstandings!
What’s a dentist’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat!
Why did the dentist become a chef? He was great at cooking up fillings!
What do you call a dentist who loves to dance? A floss-trotter!
Why was the dentist so good at making friends? He always knew how to drill down to the point!
What did the patient say to the dentist? You’ve got a lot of nerve!
Why did the dentist get kicked out of the comedy club? He kept making toothless jokes!
What do you call a dentist’s favorite exercise? Running from the drill!
Why did the dentist bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in his practice!
What did the dentist say when asked about his practice? It’s a cut above the rest!
Why do dentists always excel? They know how to get to the root of the problem!