Debate Puns

Political Debates

I wanted to be a politician, but I couldn't find a good campaign pun.
Why did the politician bring a ladder? To reach new heights in debate!
I told my friend he should run for office; he said he can't stand the political climate.
What do you call a debate about vegetables? A squash match!
The politician couldn't make up his mind, so he just debated himself.
Why did the senator cross the road? To get to the other debate!
I started a debate club about fruit; we called it the berry good discussion.
The election was so heated, I thought I was watching a roast!
I tried to organize a debate about procrastination, but no one showed up.
What did one candidate say to the other? 'Let's not get personal; it's just politics!'
Why did the debate team bring a pencil? In case they had to draw their conclusions!
I joined a debate team about pizza; it was a slice of life!
The politician's speech was so dull, it put the audience to sleep; talk about a snooze fest!
I once debated a chicken; it was a real fowl argument.
The best way to win a debate? Just wing it!
Why did the debate coach stay calm? They had a lot of practice in keeping their cool.
When it comes to debating, I always try to 'argue' my point!
The debate topic was so controversial, it left everyone in a pickle!
I wanted to have a debate about cheese, but it got too gouda to handle!
We had a debate about socks; it was quite the toe-tally awesome discussion!
In a debate about time travel, I said, 'Let's not get ahead of ourselves!'

Why was the debate format so popular? It had a lot of structure!
I tried to organize a debate in space, but it was too out of this world!
The panel debate was so intense; I thought it was going to break out into a panel discussion!
What did the moderator say to calm the debate? 'Let's keep this civil, folks!'
Why did the debater love the format? It had the right amount of points!
The debate was so bad, I thought I was watching a format fail!
Debating in a circle? Talk about a roundabout way to make a point!
I attended a debate about the best season; it was a real autumn-ic argument!
What do you call it when two debaters can't agree? A disagreement in format!
I love the debate format; it's a great way to break the ice!
Why did the debate team prefer PowerPoint? Because it gave them a slide advantage!
The debate format was so engaging, I couldn't help but join in!
I joined a debate about breakfast foods; it was a real egg-citing format!
Why do debaters love the round format? Because they can always go around in circles!
During the debate, I kept losing track of the format; I guess I lost my train of thought!
The debate format was so clear; it was like reading a roadmap!
Why did the debater love the team format? More heads are better than one!
I tried a debate in a café; it was a real brew-ha-ha!
What do you call a debate without rules? A free-for-all!
The debate format was so rigid; it felt like it was stuck in a box!
Why was the debate format so popular? Because it had a lot of followers!

I told my friend to use humor as a debate strategy; he said, 'That’s just pun-derful!'
Why do debaters love metaphors? Because they always draw a parallel!
My debate strategy? Always have a backup plan; you never know when things will turn!
The debater’s secret weapon? A pun-derful argument!
Why did the debater study fallacies? To avoid taking a wrong turn!
I used a debate strategy based on facts; it was statistically significant!
In a debate, I always try to stay on point; it’s my sharpest strategy!
The debater’s strategy was so good, it left everyone speechless!
What’s a debater’s favorite strategy? To stay pun-der control!
I learned that a good debate strategy is to listen more than you speak; it’s music to my ears!
Why do debaters use visuals? Because seeing is believing!
What did the debater say about preparation? 'It’s the key to success!'
The best debate strategy? Keep your friends close, but your arguments closer!
I once had a debate with a magician; he used some disappearing strategies!
Why was the debate strategy so effective? It was well thought-out!
What do you call a debate strategy that backfires? A pun-derwhelming experience!
The best defense in a debate? A good offense!
Why did the debater focus on clarity? To avoid muddy waters!
What’s a debater’s favorite game? Guess the strategy!
I learned that timing is everything in a debate; it’s all about the right moment!
What did the debater say after winning? 'That was a pun-derful victory!'

Why did the debater get an award? For outstanding pun-derstanding!
I worked on my speaking skills for the debate; I didn’t want to be a mumble-rapper!
The key to debate skills? Always stay sharp and ready to slice through arguments!
What’s a debater’s favorite exercise? Argumentative cardio!
Why did the debater practice every day? To sharpen their skills!
I thought I had great debate skills, but I was just a pun-dit!
The debater’s skills were so polished; they could shine a light on any topic!
Why was the debater so articulate? They had a way with words!
I took a class on debate skills; it was a real game changer!
What do you call a skilled debater? A master of persuasion!
Why did the debater bring a notebook? To jot down their skills!
The debate skills were so impressive; they should have been on display!
I learned that good debate skills come from practice; it’s a skill you hone!
Why do debaters practice their skills? To avoid getting caught off guard!
What did the debater say about confidence? 'It’s half the battle!'
Why did the debater focus on listening? It’s a critical skill!
The debate skills were so strong; they could lift any argument!
I thought my debate skills were great, but then I met a real pro!
What’s a debater’s favorite tool? The skillful point!
Why do debaters read a lot? To expand their skill set!
I tried to improve my debate skills, but I ended up just pun-dering!

I proposed a debate topic about socks; it was a real toe-tally fun discussion!
What do you call a debate about fruits? A berry heated discussion!
Why did the debate about chocolate get so intense? Because everyone had a sweet tooth!
I wanted to debate whether cats or dogs are better; it was a purr-fectly good topic!
What’s a good debate topic for a bakery? The best way to rise to the occasion!
Why did the debate topic about pizza get canceled? Too many toppings to discuss!
What do you call a debate about the ocean? A deep topic!
Why was the debate about time travel so confusing? It was all over the place!
I suggested a debate about love; it was a romantic topic!
What do you call a debate about superheroes? A super discussion!
The debate topic was so controversial; it sparked a wildfire of opinions!
Why do debaters love discussing food? Because it's a recipe for success!
What’s a debater’s favorite topic? Anything that stirs up a good argument!
Why did the debate about social media turn sour? Too many trolls in the discussion!
I wanted to debate about aliens; it was an out-of-this-world topic!
What do you call a debate about history? A time-worn topic!
Why did the debate about climate change get heated? Everyone had strong feelings!
What’s a good debate topic for a coffee shop? The best brew!
I suggested a debate on technology; it was a hot topic!
Why was the debate about books so engaging? Everyone had their own plot!
What do you call a debate about sports? A competitive discussion!