Dating Puns

Love and Relationships

  • I love you a latte.
  • You’re the apple of my eye.
  • I’m so glad we met, it was meant to brie.
  • You have a pizza my heart.
  • I’m nuts about you!
  • You’re my significant otter.
  • I’m quite fondue of you.
  • We’re a perfect pear.
  • You make my heart skip a beet.
  • I’ve fallen for you like a rock.
  • You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
  • You’re un-beer-lievable!
  • I’m soy into you.
  • You make my heart race like a Ferrari.
  • I love you berry much.
  • You’re the zest!
  • I’m stuck on you like glue.
  • I’m not lion when I say I love you.
  • You’re the cream in my coffee.
  • You’re grape!
  • You light up my life like a candle.
  • You’ve got me in a pickle.

First Dates

  • Let’s taco 'bout our first date.
  • I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but it’s just too cheesy.
  • This date is un-fish-gettable.
  • I’m nacho average dater!
  • You’ve got a pizza my heart on this date.
  • I’m really fondue of our chemistry.
  • You’re such a catch!
  • This date is un-frog-gettable.
  • I’m feeling a bit saucy tonight!
  • This is a grape first date!
  • I can’t help falling in love with you like a clumsy waiter.
  • I’m not just winging it, I’m loving it!
  • You’re so sweet, you make sugar look salty.
  • You’re berry special to me.
  • Let’s make this date un-frog-gettable.
  • You’re a real gem!
  • This date is egg-cellent!
  • Let’s make it a date to remember.
  • I’m falling for you like autumn leaves.
  • You’ve got me hooked!
  • I’m really feeling our connection.
  • This date is a-maize-ing!

Breakups and Heartbreak

  • I’m just trying to ketchup after the breakup.
  • This relationship was a real pickle.
  • I’m feeling a bit blue, but I’ll ketchup.
  • I’m not crying, I’m just watering my plants.
  • Our love was like a candle in the wind – it went out.
  • I guess we just weren’t meant to brie.
  • This breakup is un-fish-gettable.
  • You left me feeling salty.
  • I’m just trying to find my thyme after this.
  • This is nacho average heartbreak.
  • I can’t believe we’ve come to this – it’s a real bummer.
  • You’ve left me in a jam.
  • We had a grape run, but it’s over now.
  • I’m feeling a little saucy about this breakup.
  • You really put a damper on my day.
  • I’m just trying to squeeze out the pain.
  • It’s hard to ketchup with my feelings.
  • You were my butter half.
  • This relationship really went stale.
  • I guess it’s time to move on, like a leaf in the wind.
  • I’m in a bit of a pickle now.
  • I’m just trying to find my way back to the fruit basket.

Online Dating

  • I swiped right, and now I'm hooked!
  • Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection.
  • You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
  • I guess you could say I’m really into your profile pic.
  • This dating app is really un-beer-lievable.
  • You had me at ‘hello’ and a great profile!
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • You’re the reason I signed up for this app.
  • Swipe right to happiness!
  • You’re like my favorite app – I can’t live without you.
  • Let’s make some sparks fly, Tinder-style!
  • You’re the missing piece to my online puzzle.
  • We’d make a great pair, like coffee and donuts.
  • You’ve got my attention like a notification.
  • Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s'more.
  • You light up my screen!
  • I can’t help but swipe right on your charm.
  • You’re a real catch in this digital sea.
  • I’d like to ‘meet’ you in person.
  • Let’s take this conversation offline.
  • You’re the highlight of my online browsing.

Romantic Gestures

  • I’m so glad we’re in the same ‘boat’ of love.
  • I’m ‘pasta’-tively crazy about you!
  • You’re the ‘candle’ that lights up my life.
  • I’m ‘blooming’ in love with you.
  • You’re ‘berry’ special to me.
  • I’m ‘grape-ful’ for you every day.
  • You make my heart ‘pound’ like a drum.
  • I’d ‘swing’ by for you any day.
  • You’re ‘egg-cellent’ in every way.
  • You’re the ‘jam’ in my toast.
  • You’ve got a ‘spark’ in your smile.
  • You ‘butter’ believe I love you!
  • You’re the ‘cherry’ on top of my life.
  • Let’s ‘leaf’ our worries behind.
  • You’re ‘soup-er’ fantastic!
  • You’re the ‘mint’ to my chocolate.
  • You’ve got me feeling like a ‘star’!
  • You’re ‘un-fish-gettable’!
  • I’m ‘stuck’ on you like glue.
  • You’re the ‘punchline’ to my joke.
  • You’re the ‘cushion’ to my fall.
  • You make my heart ‘dance’ like nobody’s watching.