Dairy Puns

Cheesy Jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Hallou-mi!
I can't believe it's not butter, it's cheese!
Why did the cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
What type of cheese is made backward? Edam!
What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar? You're looking gouda today!
Why did the cheese refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting sliced!
What did the mozzarella say to the pizza? You make me feel saucy!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? It found someone more gouda!
What did the cheese tell the other cheese at the party? Let's brie friends!
Why was the cheese so good at making decisions? It was always on the feta side!
What did the blue cheese say to the salad? Lettuce romaine calm!
Why did the cheese sit alone at lunch? Because it felt bleu!
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the other side of the sandwich!
What did one cheese say to the other on Valentine's Day? You're the cream of the crop!
How does cheese get around town? It takes the curd!
Why did the cheese get promoted? Because it always knew how to brie a team player!
What do you call a sad cheese? A blue cheese!
Why was the cheese always so calm? Because it knew how to keep its cool!
What do you call a cheese that can sing? A cheddar-bard!

What did the yogurt say to the fruit? You're un-peel-ably sweet!
Why did the yogurt go to the art gallery? To find some culture!
What do you call an optimistic yogurt? A glass-half-full cream!
How do you make yogurt laugh? You tickle its probiotic!
Why do yogurts never get lost? They always find their way to the spoon!
What did the yogurt say to the granola? You're my crunch mate!
Why did the yogurt break up with the jelly? It found someone more cultured!
What did one yogurt say to the other during a race? I’m going to beat you to the finish line!
Why did the yogurt get a promotion? It had great culture skills!
What do you call a yogurt that tells jokes? A pun-derful dessert!
Why was the yogurt so calm? Because it was always in a state of zen!
What did the yogurt say to the milk? You make my heart go dairy!
Why did the yogurt go to school? To get a little culture!
What do you call a yogurt that can sing? A berry good performer!
Why was the yogurt always invited to parties? It knew how to mix things up!
What did the yogurt say to the smoothie? You're fruit-tastic!
How does yogurt stay fresh? It keeps its cool!
What do you call a group of yogurts? A probiotic party!
Why did the yogurt apply for a job? It wanted to earn some whey!
What do you call a yogurt that loves to dance? A jig-gurt!
Why was the yogurt always so positive? It had a great outlook on life!

What did the ice cream say to the cake? You take the cake!
Why did the ice cream truck break down? It had a rocky road!
What do you call a sad ice cream? A blue moon!
What did the cone say to the ice cream? I’m cone-fused!
Why did the ice cream become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing sprinkles!
What did the ice cream say to the hot fudge? You're my topping love!
How do you organize a space party? You planet with ice cream!
Why did the ice cream go to school? To improve its scoop-ulation!
What do you call an ice cream that tells jokes? A pun-derful dessert!
What did the ice cream cone say to the banana? You're bananas!
Why do ice cream cones never get lost? Because they always follow their scoop!
What did the ice cream say to the cherry? You're the cherry on top!
Why did the ice cream get invited to every party? Because it was so chill!
What’s an ice cream’s favorite movie? The scoop-ocalypse!
What did the ice cream cone do when it was sad? It whipped up some smiles!
How does ice cream stay in shape? It does a lot of cone-ditioning!
What do you call a cat that loves ice cream? A purr-fect scoop!
Why was the ice cream always calm? Because it knew how to chill out!
What do you call an ice cream with attitude? A sassy sundae!
Why was the ice cream so good at making friends? It was very scoop-tacular!
What did the ice cream say to the hot weather? You're melting my heart!

Why did the butter sit on the road? It wanted to get to the other side!
What did the butter say to the bread? I can’t believe you’re loafing around!
Why did the butter break up with the margarine? It found someone more spreadable!
What do you call butter that can dance? A butter-fly!
Why was the butter always so happy? It spread joy wherever it went!
What did the butter say to the toast? You make my heart toast!
Why did the butter get promoted? It was on a roll!
What do you call a butter that tells jokes? A pun-derful spread!
Why did the butter become a musician? It had a great beat!
What did the butter say to the biscuit? You're the perfect pair!
Why was the butter always invited to parties? It knew how to get things rolling!
What do you call a stick of butter that is always on time? Punctual butter!
Why did the butter get kicked out of the party? It was too greasy!
What did the butter say to the pancake? You're flipping amazing!
Why was the butter so good at solving problems? It always knew how to spread the solution!
What do you call a butter that can sing? A butter-bard!
How does butter stay in shape? It does a lot of spread exercises!
Why did the butter cross the road? To get to the other loaf!
What do you call a butter that loves to travel? A globetrotter spread!
What did the butter say during the argument? Let's not get too heated!
Why was the butter always so calm? It knew how to melt the tension!