Comic Book Puns

Superhero Puns

I told my friend I was a superhero, but he said I was just Captain Obvious.
Why did the superhero break up with his girlfriend? She had too many issues!
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? Lost Man!
Why did Spider-Man join the computer class? He wanted to improve his web design!
I asked Batman if he wanted to play poker. He said, 'I can’t, I’m too busy saving Gotham!'
What do you call Iron Man when he's in the bathroom? Iron Flush!
Why did Wonder Woman bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
What do you call a superhero who loses his powers? A regular guy in a cape!
Why is the Hulk so bad at playing cards? He always loses his temper!
What do you call a superhero who uses a cell phone? Text-Man!
Why did the Flash bring a suitcase? He wanted to travel light!
What did the superhero say at the end of the movie? 'That’s a wrap, folks!'
Why couldn't the superhero find his way home? He didn't have a GPS... Gotham Positioning System!
What do you call a superhero who loves to cook? The Chef-ender!
Why did the superhero refuse to fight? He was feeling a bit cape-tivated!
What do you call a superhero who writes poetry? A rhyme-avenger!
Why did the superhero break his phone? He couldn't find the 'call for help' button!
What does a superhero do when he gets bored? He just flies by!
Why did the superhero always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his weapon!
What do you call a superhero who loves gardening? The Green Thumb!
What’s a superhero’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because it’s always a blast!

Villain Puns

Why did the villain get kicked out of the party? He kept plotting!
What do you call a villain who loves gardening? The Weeder!
Why did the villain start a bakery? He wanted to make some dough on the side!
What did the villain say to his henchman? 'You really crack me up!'
Why did the villain bring a ladder? To reach new levels of evil!
What do you call a villain who can sing? A crooner of doom!
Why did the villain break up with his girlfriend? She said he had too many issues!
What’s a villain’s favorite exercise? CrossFit, because they love a good plot twist!
Why did the villain shop at the thrift store? He wanted to steal some good deals!
What do you call a villain who tells dad jokes? The Punder-taker!
Why did the villain go to therapy? He had some serious anger management issues!
What do you call a villain who's a great cook? The Master of Disguise!
Why did the villain always carry a pencil? To draw his plans!
What’s a villain’s favorite type of snack? Evil-icious chips!
Why did the villain get a job at the bank? He wanted to make some serious cash flow!
What do you call a villain who loves animals? The Fur-ocious!
Why did the villain take up painting? He wanted to frame his enemies!
What’s a villain's favorite holiday? Halloween, because they love to scare people!
Why did the villain open a restaurant? He wanted to serve up some evil cuisine!
What do you call a villain with a great sense of humor? A Jester of Doom!
Why did the villain join a band? He wanted to make some 'evil' music!

Comic Strip Puns

Why did the comic strip go to school? To improve its panels!
What do you call a comic strip about gardening? A plot twist!
Why do comic strips never get lost? They always follow the frames!
What did the comic strip say to the reader? 'I’m drawn to you!'
Why was the comic strip always calm? It had a lot of strip-tease!
What do you call a comic strip that tells fortunes? A comic oracle!
Why did the comic strip break up with its girlfriend? It needed more space for panels!
What’s a comic strip’s favorite exercise? Jumping jacks, because they love action!
Why did the comic strip join the art class? To learn how to draw attention!
What do you call a comic strip that tells dad jokes? A pun-derful read!
Why did the comic strip get in trouble? It crossed the line!
What do you call a comic strip that can sing? A comic crooner!
Why was the comic strip always happy? It was full of panels of joy!
What’s a comic strip’s favorite game? Frame by Frame!
What do you call a comic strip that loves to travel? A strip on the go!
Why do comic strips love the beach? They enjoy a good strip tease!
What did the comic strip say to its creator? 'You draw me crazy!'
Why did the comic strip get a job? It wanted to earn some comic relief!
What do you call a comic strip that tells mysteries? A whodunit comic!
Why was the comic strip always invited to parties? It knew how to break the ice!
What do you call a comic strip that loves math? A calculated pun!

Graphic Novel Puns

Why did the graphic novel join the gym? To get some serious graphic gains!
What do you call a graphic novel that tells jokes? A pun-derful story!
Why do graphic novels make great friends? They always have great story arcs!
What did the graphic novel say to the writer? 'You really know how to draw me in!'
Why did the graphic novel get a promotion? It had a lot of character development!
What do you call a graphic novel about cooking? A recipe for disaster!
Why are graphic novels great at parties? They know how to keep the plot moving!
What do you call a graphic novel that loves music? A comic with a good beat!
Why did the graphic novel fail its exam? It lost track of the plot!
What do you call a graphic novel that loves puzzles? A mystery in panels!
Why did the graphic novel go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
What do you call a graphic novel that tells horror stories? A frightful read!
Why did the graphic novel always bring snacks? It knew how to keep readers satisfied!
What do you call a graphic novel with superheroes? A heroic tale!
Why did the graphic novel take a break? It needed some page time!
What do you call a graphic novel that gives advice? A self-help story!
Why do graphic novels make great teachers? They always tell a good story!
What do you call a graphic novel with romance? A love story in panels!
Why did the graphic novel join a book club? It wanted to share its story!
What do you call a graphic novel set in space? An out-of-this-world tale!
Why did the graphic novel start a podcast? It wanted to share its narrative voice!

Comic Book Adaptations

Why did the adaptation get bad reviews? It couldn't stay true to the comic!
What do you call a movie adaptation of a comic book? A reel-y great story!
Why did the comic book feel nervous about being adapted? It didn't want to lose its frame!
What do you call a poorly adapted comic book? A missing panel!
Why did the adaptation hire a lawyer? To negotiate its storyline!
What do you call an adaptation that’s too long? A comic-plex!
Why was the adaptation always late? It couldn't find the right plot twist!
What do you call a comic book adaptation that sings? A musical adaptation!
Why did the adaptation win an award? It was a blockbuster hit!
What do you call a comic book adaptation without action? A drama queen!
Why was the adaptation so popular? It had a great cast of characters!
What do you call an adaptation that makes you cry? A tear-jerker comic!
Why did the adaptation need a makeover? It wanted to enhance its visuals!
What do you call a comic book adaptation that’s a comedy? A laugh-out-loud reel!
Why did the adaptation break the box office? It was a huge hit!
What do you call a comic book adaptation that teaches history? A graphic lesson!
Why did the adaptation get a sequel? It left fans wanting more!
What do you call a comic book adaptation that flops? A box office bomb!
Why was the adaptation always in a hurry? It was on a tight deadline!
What do you call a comic book adaptation that features time travel? A timeline twist!
Why did the adaptation get a standing ovation? It was a showstopper!