Collecting Puns

Food Puns

  • I relish the thought of a good pun.
  • You must be a cheese, because you’re looking gouda!
  • Lettuce romaine friends.
  • I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  • I donut care what anyone says!
  • I’m feeling grape today!
  • I can’t get enough of these berry good puns.
  • You’re one in a melon!
  • You’ve got to be choco-late!
  • This pun is nacho average joke.
  • Time fries when you’re having fun!
  • I’m soy into you.
  • I’m just here for the food puns.
  • We make a great pear.
  • That’s a real peach of a pun!
  • I’m in a pickle about this pun.
  • Don’t go bacon my heart.
  • It’s un-beet-able!
  • I carrot believe how funny this is.
  • You’ve got to be ketchup-ing up with these puns!
  • Let’s taco ‘bout something else.
  • I’m just a little chili.

Animal Puns

  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  • I’m pawsitive this is a great pun.
  • You’re the cat’s meow!
  • I can’t bear this pun any longer.
  • It’s a dog-gone good day!
  • I’ve got a whale of a tale for you.
  • You’re a real hoot!
  • This is un-fur-gettable!
  • I’m lion when I say you’re funny.
  • Let’s make like a tree and leaf!
  • You’re the bee’s knees!
  • I’m not kitten around.
  • That’s a fishy situation.
  • You crack me up like an egg!
  • I’m going to let the cat out of the bag.
  • I’m just trying to be a little more bear-y.
  • You’re not just a pretty face, you’re a real fox!
  • It’s a little ruff around here.
  • This joke is so bad, it’s un-frog-gettable!
  • I’ll never stop horsing around.
  • You’re otterly amazing!
  • That’s the way the cookie crumbles, or should I say the critter crumbles?

Technology Puns

  • I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me error messages.
  • Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  • I’m not a fan of these puns; I prefer them with a little more bandwidth.
  • I’d tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.
  • My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
  • There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.
  • I wanted to learn how to build a website, but I didn’t have the proper resources.
  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  • This pun is so good, it’s like a byte to eat.
  • I’ve got a great connection with my router.
  • I’m a real geek when it comes to puns.
  • You’re the app to my store!
  • I’ve got a virus, and it’s called humor.
  • That joke had too many bugs.
  • I wish I could be a cloud so I could float around all day.
  • I’m feeling very connected today.
  • I can’t believe how fast this pun uploaded!
  • Let’s sync up for a pun session.
  • I’m in a relationship with my Wi-Fi; we have a strong connection.
  • You’re the best tech support I could ask for!
  • I can’t find my phone; it’s like it’s been deleted!
  • These puns are making me feel a little bit 'buffered'.

Seasonal Puns

  • I love autumn; it’s the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
  • I’m feeling snow much joy this winter!
  • Spring into action with these puns!
  • Summer is the best time for pun-derful adventures!
  • I can’t wait to leaf this place!
  • It’s snow joke how much I love the winter.
  • I’m berry excited for the summer harvest!
  • I’m just here for the puns and the pumpkin spice.
  • This summer is gonna be un-frog-gettable!
  • I’m so glad it’s finally thyme for some fun.
  • I’m rooting for a great fall season!
  • I’m just trying to find my inner peace during this winter.
  • I can’t wait to bask in the sun all summer long.
  • These puns are blooming marvelous!
  • I’m ready to chill out with some frosty puns.
  • I’m in a pickle about which season is best.
  • I’m totally ‘board’ in this winter wonderland.
  • Let’s make hay while the sun shines!
  • I’m feeling peachy keen this summer!
  • I’m all about that cozy sweater weather!
  • Let’s get this party ‘popping’ for spring!
  • You’re the best catch of the season!

Job Puns

  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity; it’s hard to put down!
  • I’m a real pro at procrastination.
  • I told my boss I needed a raise, and he said, 'You’re raising the bar!'
  • I’m a real ‘jack’ of all trades.
  • I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
  • I’m a ‘pun’-derful employee!
  • My job at the orange juice factory was just too draining.
  • I’m in a great ‘position’ at work!
  • I got fired from the calendar factory; I took a day off.
  • I’m really good at my job; I’m ‘pun’-believable!
  • I was a carpenter, but I just couldn’t get the right angle.
  • I’m a professional at making puns; it’s my bread and butter!
  • I used to be a librarian, but I got caught with too many ‘checked’ out books.
  • I’m working on my ‘pun’-ctuation skills.
  • I’m in a ‘class’ all my own at work!
  • My job at the helium factory was just too uplifting.
  • I’m ‘clocking’ in for some serious pun time.
  • I’m trying to be a better worker; I’ve been ‘picking’ up the pace.
  • I’ve got a ‘feeling’ I’ll get promoted soon!
  • I’m ‘board’ with all these puns at work.
  • I keep getting promoted because my boss says I’m ‘pun’-stoppable!