Chinese Mythology Puns

Dragon Puns

Why did the dragon go to school? Because he wanted to improve his scales!
What do you call a dragon that loves to read? A book-dragon!
Why did the dragon break up with his girlfriend? She was too fiery!
What do you get when you cross a dragon and a dog? A fiery pup!
Why are dragons so good at poker? They always know when to fold 'em!
What did the dragon say when he saw his reflection? 'I scales the competition!'
Why did the dragon join a gym? He wanted to work on his fire-breathing!
What’s a dragon’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
Why did the dragon become a chef? He was great at roasting!
What do you call a dragon who tells jokes? A pun-derful beast!
What do dragons use to keep their houses warm? Fireplaces!
What did the dragon say to the knight? 'You’re looking a little burned out!'
What do dragons wear to stay warm? Fireproof jackets!
Why did the dragon become a lawyer? He was good at burning bridges!
What’s a dragon’s favorite exercise? Fire drills!
How does a dragon send messages? With fire-mail!
What do you call a dragon with a bad attitude? A grumpy scales!
Why did the dragon get a job at the bakery? He was great at making flaky pastries!
What do dragons do on their day off? They chill with their fire friends!
Why do dragons make terrible secret agents? They always blow their cover!
What’s a dragon’s favorite dessert? Fire-flavored ice cream!
Why did the dragon fail his driving test? He couldn’t find the right lane!

Why did the goddess bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the god of thunder say to his friend? 'You crack me up!'
Why did the goddess of wisdom go broke? She lost her sense of cents!
What do you call a lazy god? A sloth-er!
How does the god of wind like his coffee? With a little breeze!
What did the goddess say to her followers? 'Let’s have a divine time!'
Why did the god of war become a gardener? He wanted to grow his own battles!
What’s a god’s favorite type of music? Divine tunes!
What did the goddess of love say when she fell in love? 'I’m head over heels in love!'
Why did the god of the sea always carry a towel? He hated getting wet!
What do you call a forgetful goddess? A memory-lapse!
Why did the god of the underworld start a bakery? He wanted to make sweet rolls!
What did the goddess say to the sun? 'You’re my shining star!'
Why did the god of knowledge love to play trivia? He was a know-it-all!
What do you call a god who loves to dance? A groove deity!
Why did the goddess of nature always carry a plant? She was rooting for growth!
What did the god of fire say to the campfire? 'You’re lit!'
Why did the goddess of the moon envy the sun? He always gets to shine!
What do you call a god who likes puzzles? A riddle deity!
Why did the goddess of health start a gym? She wanted everyone to feel fit!
What did the god of time say when he was late? 'I lost track!'
Why did the goddess of fortune love to gamble? She was lucky in love!

What did the bamboo say to the grass? 'You’re looking a little down!'
Why did the tortoise always win races? He had a shell of a plan!
What do you call a magical fish? A wishy-washy!
Why did the fox break up with the crow? He couldn’t handle her caw-some attitude!
What did the monkey say to the tree? 'Can I get a lift?'
Why did the lion always eat at the buffet? He loved to feast like a king!
What do you call a lazy tiger? A snoozer!
Why did the rabbit bring a suitcase to the party? He was hopping away later!
What did the crane say when it won the lottery? 'I’m on cloud nine!'
Why did the bear sit on the ice? He wanted a cool seat!
What do you call a wise old owl? A hoot of wisdom!
Why did the pig become an artist? He loved drawing attention!
What did the deer say after a workout? 'I’m feeling quite fawn-tastic!'
Why did the turtle start a podcast? He wanted to shell out advice!
What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A punny fish!
Why did the goat join the choir? He loved to bleat out tunes!
What did the squirrel say when it found a treasure? 'I’m nuts about this!'
Why did the roosters start a band? They wanted to make some cluckin’ hits!
What do you call a wise snake? A hiss-terious sage!
Why did the owl always carry a notebook? He liked to take flight notes!
What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar? 'You’re going to be beautiful!'
Why did the dragonfly get a promotion? He was flying high at work!

What do you call a lazy phoenix? A fire-nap!
Why did the unicorn bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention!
What do you call a griffin that tells stories? A tale-teller!
Why did the mermaid join the band? She had great scales!
What did the centaur say when he won the race? 'I’m hoofing it!'
Why did the werewolf start a bakery? He wanted to make howling good pastries!
What do you call a dragon that loves to paint? A fiery artist!
Why did the yeti start a blog? He wanted to share his frosty adventures!
What do you call a friendly ogre? A hug-gre!
Why did the cyclops always carry a pencil? He loved to draw attention!
What do you call a fairy that loves to cook? A chef-airy!
Why did the griffin become an architect? He had a knack for building dreams!
What did the mermaid say to the fisherman? 'You’re fishing for compliments!'
Why did the dragon take up yoga? He wanted to improve his flexibility!
What do you call a unicorn that tells jokes? A punicorn!
Why did the phoenix always win arguments? She could rise above it!
What do you call a werewolf in winter? A fur-ocious creature!
Why did the fairy always carry a map? She didn’t want to get lost in her own magic!
What do you call a friendly zombie? A hug-ombie!
Why did the mermaid always bring a book to the beach? She loved to read by the sea!
What did the centaur say to the horse? 'You’re a neigh-sayer!'
Why did the dragon become a musician? He wanted to play fiery chords!

Why did the fairy love to travel? She enjoyed visiting her fairy-tale destinations!
What do you call a mountain that tells jokes? A pun-derful peak!
Why did the river break up with the lake? They were just going in circles!
What did the phoenix say when it found a new home? 'This place is lit!'
Why did the cloud start a business? He wanted to make a little overcast cash!
What do you call a mythical island? A land of make-believe!
Why did the tree start a podcast? He wanted to branch out!
What do you call a magical cave? A spell-binding hideaway!
Why did the castle always throw parties? It loved to have a royal time!
What do you call a river that never runs dry? A stream of consciousness!
Why did the mountain get a promotion? He was always raising the bar!
What do you call an enchanted forest? A wood-derful place!
Why did the ocean apply for a job? It wanted to make waves in the industry!
What do you call a magical bridge? A spell-caster!
Why did the valley start a garden? It wanted to grow its own beauty!
What do you call a mythical tree? A fantasy-wood!
Why did the castle want to be famous? It had a lot of history to share!
What do you call a mystical waterfall? A cascade of wonder!
Why did the mountain join a band? It wanted to rock the peaks!
What do you call a mythical lake? A dream-pond!
Why did the desert start a blog? It wanted to share its sandy tales!
What do you call a magical path? A trail of enchantment!