Bowling Puns

Bowling Ball Puns

I'm feeling a bit down, I think I need a ball-ance.
You can't roll with the punches if you're not a bowling ball.
I tried to tell a bowling ball joke, but it just fell flat.
This bowling ball is really on a roll.
Don't get too heavy, it's just a ball.
Why did the bowling ball break up? It couldn't handle the pressure.
That bowling ball has a lot of spin-telligence.
I told my bowling ball a joke, and it just rolled over laughing.
What's a bowling ball's favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
Bowling balls are great at keeping things 'in the lane.'
My bowling ball is a real 'striker'!
I got a bowling ball that tells jokes, it's a real 'punch' line.
I tried to teach my bowling ball to dance, but it couldn't find the right 'roll.'
Bowling balls are great at making 'pins' drop.
When the bowling ball got mad, it really let loose.
Why did the bowling ball go to school? To get a little 'ball-ucation.'
My bowling ball is a real 'spare' time enthusiast.
If my bowling ball could talk, it would have a lot of 'strikes' to share.
Bowling balls always know how to 'strike' a chord.
I named my bowling ball 'Bowl-bert Einstein' for its genius strikes.
Bowling balls shouldn't be sad; they just need to find their 'roll' in life.

Bowling shoes are the real 'sole' mates.
I'm 'laced' with excitement for bowling night!
Why do bowlers wear special shoes? To avoid 'slippery' situations.
Bowling shoes are 'footloose' and fancy-free!
I bought new bowling shoes and they really 'striked' my fancy!
My bowling shoes are always 'on a roll.'
Why did the bowling shoes apply for a job? They wanted to get 'a step up.'
Bowling shoes: the ultimate 'kick' in the game.
My bowling shoes are so stylish, they should be on 'foot'-age!
I found the perfect pair of bowling shoes; they really 'fit' the bill!
Bowling shoes make sure you don't 'trip' over your own game.
Why did the bowling shoes break up? They couldn't find common 'ground.'
These bowling shoes really know how to 'move'!
I love my bowling shoes; they always keep me 'on my toes.'
Bowling in new shoes is like a 'step' in the right direction.
My bowling shoes are always ready to 'step up' their game.
Why don't bowling shoes get lost? They always 'know the lane!'
Bowling shoes are the best at 'footing' the bill.
I consider my bowling shoes my 'sole' responsibility.
Bowling shoes: they really 'lace' up the competition.
Why did the bowler refuse to wear new shoes? He didn't want to 'trip' on his luck.

I told my friend a bowling joke, but it just 'fell flat.'
Bowling humor is a real 'strike' of comedy genius.
Why did the bowler bring a ladder to the game? To reach new 'heights' in laughter!
My jokes are like bowling; they either strike or gutter.
Why did the pin go to therapy? It had a lot of 'issues' to knock down.
I can't help but laugh when I see a bowler trip; it's just 'too punny.'
Why did the bowler cross the road? To get to the other lane of humor!
The only thing funnier than my bowling skills is my sense of humor.
Bowling jokes always 'roll' in at the right time.
I tried to make a joke about bowling, but it was a real 'spare'.
Why don’t bowlers ever get lost? They follow the 'lane' signs!
I threw a bowling party, but it was a 'bowl'-ing failure!
Why are bowlers great comedians? They always 'knock 'em dead!'
My bowling humor is 'spare'ly understood.
What do you call a bowl of jokes? A 'punch' bowl!
Bowling humor is like a good game, it's all about timing.
When I bowl, I always try to keep it 'light-hearted'.
Why did the bowling ball join the comedy club? To get a few 'strikes' of laughter!
I tried to tell a joke at the bowling alley, but it was a 'gutter' ball.
Bowling humor just 'strikes' a chord with me.
Why did the bowler get kicked out of the comedy club? Too many 'foul' jokes!