Bird Puns

Feathered Friends

I'm not a bird, but I can definitely wing it!
What do you call a bird that loves to play basketball? A foul shooter!
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
I told my friend I was going to start a bird watching club, but they said it would be a tweet!
Why did the bird sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on its tweets!
What do you call a bird that can’t stop singing? A tune-owl!
What did the robin say to the worm? 'It's been a long time since I saw you!'
Why did the seagull fly over the bay? Because if it flew over the ocean, it would be a bagel!
What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian? A joke-sparrow!
Why do flamingos always stand on one leg? Because if they lifted the other, they would fall!
What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good tweet!
Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire? It wanted to make a long-distance call!
What do you call a bird that’s great at math? A math-owl!
Why don’t birds use social media? They already have their own tweets!
What do you call a bird that loves to gamble? A poker bird!
Why was the parrot so good at grammar? It had perfect punctuation!
What do you get when you cross a bird with a lawn mower? Shredded tweet!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a bird that flies over the sea? A seagull!
What did the duck say to the bartender? 'Put it on my bill!'
Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was a drumstick!
What do you call a bird that gets lost? A feather-brained!

Birds and Food

Why did the chicken go to the chef? To get its eggs scrambled!
What do you call a bird that loves to cook? A chef-bird!
Why did the duck get a chef's hat? Because it was quacking up the recipes!
What does a bird like to eat for breakfast? Egg-sactly what it wants!
Why did the turkey sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
What do you call a bird that loves to bake? A pie-lot!
Why did the owl get a job at the bakery? It wanted to make some dough!
What is a bird’s favorite dessert? Tweet-tarts!
Why did the chicken get a promotion? It was egg-cellent at its job!
What did the parrot say when it tasted the fruit? 'This is berry good!'
Why did the bird order a salad? It wanted to eat light and avoid the fowl play!
What do you call a bird that’s a great chef? A culinary eagle!
Why did the chicken join the cooking class? To learn how to egg-cel!
What do you call a bird that makes sandwiches? A sub-bird!
Why do birds love fast food? Because they can't resist a good wing!
What kind of fruit do birds love the most? Tweet-berries!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg-press lane!
What do you call a bird that loves pizza? A pepperoni parrot!
Why do birds love to dine out? They enjoy a good peck and a snack!
What type of pasta do birds like? Fettuccine al-fowl!
Why did the bird get a cooking show? It wanted to show off its egg-citing recipes!
What did the eagle say to the chef? 'I’m ready to soar with flavor!'

Birds and Nature

What did one bird say to the other in the tree? 'Let's branch out!'
Why did the bird join the gardening club? It wanted to get to the root of the problem!
What do you call a bird that loves nature walks? A trail-hawk!
Why do birds make great gardeners? They know how to tweet the soil!
What did the sparrow say when it saw the sunset? 'That's an egg-ceptional view!'
What do you call a bird that enjoys hiking? A peak-a-boo!
Why did the bird sit on the branch? It thought it looked a little shady!
What do you call a bird that’s great at yoga? A stretch-owl!
Why do birds love the forest? They can always find their nest-egg!
What’s a bird’s favorite exercise? Wing-lifting!
Why did the bird get a sunburn? It forgot to wear its feather-block!
What do you call a bird that loves to travel? A globe-tweeter!
Why do birds enjoy the rain? It’s a great way to wash their feathers!
What do you call a bird that enjoys camping? A tent-tweet!
Why did the bird go to the beach? To catch some rays and do a little sand-surfing!
What do you call a bird that loves to swim? A duck-tor!
Why do birds get lost in the woods? They can’t find their way back to the tweet-ture!
What do you call a bird that loves the mountains? A peak-owl!
Why do birds love to sing in the morning? It’s their way of greeting the day with a chirp!
What do you call a bird that enjoys stargazing? A night-owl!
Why did the canary join the choir? It wanted to sing its heart out in nature!
What do you call a bird that’s a great navigator? A map-owl!

Birds and Humor

What do you call a funny bird? A pun-owl!
Why did the bird get a ticket? For illegal tweeting!
What did the bird say when it was late? 'I got caught in a feather-breeze!'
Why did the turkey get invited to every party? Because it was always the life of the feast!
What do you call a bird that tells jokes? A comedi-hawk!
Why did the crow bring a ladder? To reach new heights in humor!
What’s a bird’s favorite comedy show? The Feather Report!
Why did the bird get kicked out of the comedy club? It was too fowl!
What do you call a bird that loves to dance? A boogie-woogie-bird!
Why did the parrot get a job as a stand-up comedian? It wanted to get the crowd chirping!
What did the duck say when it told a joke? 'Quack me up!'
Why was the feather so funny? It always had a punchline!
What do you call a bird that loves to play pranks? A jokester jay!
Why did the chicken sit on the egg? Because it was egg-cited for the punchline!
What do you call a bird that delivers news? A scoop-hawk!
Why did the bird refuse to go to therapy? It didn’t want to wing it!
What do you call a bird that’s a great storyteller? A tale-teller tern!
Why did the penguin start a podcast? To share its cool views!
What did the bird say during the comedy show? 'I’m just here for the laughs!'
Why do birds make terrible secret agents? They always tweet about their missions!
What do you call a bird that loves to gossip? A rumor-owl!
Why did the bird join an improv group? It wanted to learn how to wing it!

Birds in Pop Culture

What's a bird's favorite movie? The Birdcage!
What do you call a bird superhero? Captain Feather!
Why did the chicken go to the movie theater? To see the latest egg-splosion!
What do you call a bird that loves music? A rock-and-roll parrot!
Why did the owl become a DJ? It wanted to spin some great tunes!
What’s a bird’s favorite TV show? Game of Crows!
Why did the parrot get a movie role? It was great at playing a feathered character!
What do you call a bird that plays the piano? A key-bird!
What’s a bird’s favorite musical? The Sound of Music!
Why did the flamingo get into fashion? It wanted to strut its stuff!
What do you call a bird that loves to read? A novel-owl!
Why did the crow audition for a play? It wanted to be the lead in 'The Birdcage'!
What do you call a bird that can sing like a pop star? A tweet-heart!
Why did the ostrich become a comedian? It had a great sense of humor!
What’s a bird’s favorite video game? Angry Birds!
Why did the bird get a recording contract? It had the voice of an angel!
What do you call a bird that loves to write? A quill-owl!
Why did the duck start a YouTube channel? To share its quack-tastic adventures!
What do you call a bird that loves to dance? A boogie-bird!
Why did the bird become a fashion icon? It knew how to feather its nest with style!
What’s a bird’s favorite genre of music? Anything that’s tweet-worthy!
Why did the parrot join a band? It wanted to be a rock star!