Biography Puns

Historical Figures

I told my friend about my love for Napoleon, but he said I was just being a little Bonaparte.
When I read about Julius Caesar, I couldn't help but think he was quite the 'pasta' chef.
I tried to start a band with George Washington, but he kept crossing the Delaware.
Cleopatra was quite the queen, but I think she had a 'Pharaoh' complex.
I asked Einstein for advice on my math homework, but he said it was all relative.
When I learned about Shakespeare's plays, I realized he was really into 'bard' games.
I wanted to learn about ancient Rome, but I couldn't get past the 'Caesar salads.'
When I read about Marie Curie's discoveries, I thought she was really a 'rad' scientist.
I told my friend I was studying Queen Victoria, but he said I was just 'royally' confused.
When I found out about Alexander the Great, I knew he was destined for 'conquest'!
I tried to make a pun about Aristotle, but it just didn't add up.
When I learned about Genghis Khan, I realized he was a 'conqueror' of puns.
I read about Galileo's telescope and thought, 'What a sight for sore eyes!'
I wanted to befriend Cleopatra, but I realized she had too many 'asp' friends.
When I studied Martin Luther King Jr., I found his speeches were 'dreamy.'
I told my friend I was into Beethoven, but he said I was just 'playing' around.
I thought about writing a book on Winston Churchill, but it turned into a 'war' story.
When I learned about Vincent van Gogh, I thought he was the 'ear-resistible' painter.
I wanted to write a biography about Mozart, but I couldn't find the right 'composition.'
I thought about studying Tesla, but I wasn't sure I could 'spark' his interest.
When I read about Florence Nightingale, I realized she was the 'nurse' of all trades.

Celebrity Biographies

Reading about Oprah Winfrey is like being on an emotional 'roller Oprah-ster.'
I was 'left speechless' by the biography of Taylor Swift; it was a 'reputation' worth knowing.
When I learned about Dwayne Johnson, I realized he was really 'rocking' his biography.
I told my friend I was studying Lady Gaga, but he said I was just 'poker facing' reality.
When I read about Ellen DeGeneres, I found her life story to be 'ell-enlightening.'
I wanted to write about Beyoncé but realized it would just be a 'Bey-yond' challenge!
I thought about writing a biography on Jim Carrey, but I couldn't find the 'punchline.'
Reading about Meryl Streep's life, I realized she's the 'streepest' of them all.
I found the biography of Leonardo DiCaprio to be 'unbearably' interesting.
When I learned about Rihanna, I thought her life should be called 'Rihann-averse.'
I wanted to explore the biography of Johnny Depp, but it was too 'pirate-ific.'
When I read about Jennifer Aniston, I thought she was always 'the one' to write about.
I thought about writing about Robert Downey Jr., but I had to 'iron' out my ideas first.
Reading about Adele, I found her life to be 'rolling in the deep' with emotion.
I told my friend I was into Bruce Willis, but he said I was just 'die-hard' about it.
When I explored the biography of Selena Gomez, I found it to be 'Selena-great.'
I was inspired by the life of Tom Hanks, but I realized it was a 'Forrest' of ideas.
I told my friend about my interest in the Kardashians, but he said it was 'kardash-ian' crazy.
When I learned about Keanu Reeves, I thought, 'What a 'breathtaking' biography!'
I wanted to read about the life of Michelle Obama, but it turned out to be 'Obama-zing.'
When I read about Bruce Lee, I realized he really knew how to 'kick' it in life.

Fictional Characters

I wanted to write about Sherlock Holmes, but I couldn't find the 'deduction' to do it.
Reading about Harry Potter, I realized it's a 'spell-binding' story.
When I thought about writing about Frodo, I realized it would be a 'ring' of a tale.
I wanted to study Spider-Man, but I found it too 'web-ulous.'
I tried to write about Wonder Woman, but it was just too 'super.'
When I learned about Katniss Everdeen, I thought her life was 'on target.'
I thought a biography of Batman would be 'bat-tastic.'
I wanted to write about the Hulk, but it became an 'angry' project.
When I studied Alice in Wonderland, I realized it was quite the 'curious' tale.
Reading about the Mad Hatter made me 'mad' with excitement!
I wanted to write about Captain America, but it felt too 'patriotic.'
When I explored the life of Gandalf, I realized he was quite the 'wise guy.'
I thought about writing about the Joker, but it turned into a 'laughing matter.'
Reading about the X-Men, I felt like I was 'mutant' to understand.
I found studying the life of Simba to be 'lion-ly' intriguing.
I wanted to write about the Avengers, but it became an 'assemble-y' of ideas.
When I learned about Spock, I realized he was the 'logical' choice.
I thought about writing a biography of the Grinch, but it was too 'naughty.'
When I explored the story of Peter Pan, I found it 'flight'-tastic.
I wanted to study the life of Hermione Granger, but she was just too 'spell-binding.'
Reading about the Little Mermaid made me feel quite 'fin-tastic.'

Musicians

I wanted to write a biography on Mozart, but I couldn't find the right 'note.'
Reading about Freddie Mercury was a 'killer' experience.
I thought studying Elvis would be a 'rockin'' adventure.
When I learned about Bob Marley, I realized he was always 'jammin'.
I wanted to explore the life of Billie Holiday, but it turned 'blue' too quickly.
Reading about Jimi Hendrix made me feel 'guitar-ific.'
When I thought about writing about Taylor Swift, I realized it was 'fearless.'
I found the biography of Johnny Cash to be 'ring of fire'-y.
I wanted to write about Aretha Franklin, but I couldn't find the 'respect.'
When I explored the life of Madonna, I thought it was 'like a prayer.'
Reading about Prince made me feel 'purple' with excitement.
I wanted to write about Bruce Springsteen, but it turned into a 'Born to Run' project.
When I learned about Adele, I realized her story was 'rolling in the deep.'
I thought about studying Ed Sheeran, but it felt like 'shape of you' was too much pressure.
Reading about Whitney Houston was a 'greatest love' affair.
When I thought about writing a biography of Kurt Cobain, it was a 'grunge' challenge.
I wanted to write about the Beatles, but it was too 'fab' to handle.
Reading about Shakira, I realized she was quite the 'hip' phenomenon.
When I explored the life of Beyoncé, I found it to be 'flawless.'
I thought about writing a biography on Frank Sinatra, but it was just too 'swinging.'
When I learned about Bob Dylan, I realized he was always 'blowin' in the wind.'

Scientists

I wanted to write about Isaac Newton, but I couldn't find the 'gravity' of the situation.
Reading about Charles Darwin was quite the 'evolution' of thought.
When I thought about studying Marie Curie, I knew her life was 'radioactive.'
I found studying Albert Einstein to be quite 'relatively' interesting.
When I explored the life of Nikola Tesla, I realized he was a 'current' sensation.
I thought about writing about Galileo, but it turned out to be too 'down to Earth.'
Reading about Jane Goodall made me feel 'chimp-ly' inspired.
I wanted to write about Stephen Hawking, but I couldn't 'grasp' his genius.
When I learned about Richard Feynman, I realized he was quite the 'quantum' thinker.
I thought about studying Rosalind Franklin's life, but it felt too 'DNA' heavy.
Reading about Carl Sagan was an 'out of this world' experience.
When I explored the life of Thomas Edison, I found it 'light'-bulb moment.
I wanted to write about Copernicus, but he was just too 'heliocentric.'
When I learned about Michael Faraday, I realized he was 'electrifying.'
I thought about writing a biography of Niels Bohr, but it was too 'atomic.'
Reading about Ada Lovelace made me feel 'programmed' to succeed.
I wanted to study the life of Gregor Mendel, but it was a 'pea' of a challenge.
When I learned about James Watson, I realized he was quite the 'double helix' thinker.
I thought about writing about Richard Dawkins, but it felt too 'evolutionary.'
Reading about Dmitri Mendeleev made me feel like I 'periodically' understood.
When I explored the life of Emmeline Pankhurst, I realized she was a 'suffra-getter.'