Australia Puns

Australian Animals

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why did the koala get kicked out of the bar? He was caught with a bear!
How do kangaroos stay in shape? They do jump rope!
What do you call a crocodile that likes to play poker? A snapper!
Why did the emu cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call a group of musical kangaroos? A roo-sical!
Why did the platypus bring a suitcase? He was going on a quack-cation!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper!
How do koalas stay cool in summer? They find a shady spot to bear it!
What did the wallaby say to the rabbit? Stop hoppy-ing around!
Why was the parrot in a band? Because it had the best beak!
What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked? Toad!
Why did the kangaroo break up with his girlfriend? She was too jumpy!
What do you call a koala that can play the guitar? A bear-itone!
Why don’t kangaroos ever get lost? They always follow the hop-tion!
What do you call a clever platypus? A quackademic!
Why did the emu get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why was the koala so good at basketball? He had great claws!
What do you call a crocodile detective? An investi-gator!
What did the kangaroo say to the wallaby? You’re un-‘roo’-lly cute!

Australian Food

Why did the Vegemite break up with the bread? It found someone butter!
What do you call a fancy Australian sandwich? A posh toastie!
Why do Australians love their barbecue? Because it’s a grill-iant tradition!
What did one meat pie say to the other? ‘You’re the beef to my heart!’
Why did the Aussie chef get kicked out of culinary school? He couldn’t handle the thyme!
How do Australians keep their food safe? They always use a ‘snag’ bag!
What do you call a kangaroo chef? A cook-a-roo!
Why did the Tim Tam go to therapy? It had too many layers to deal with!
What do you call a baked good that tells jokes? A pun-derful pastry!
Why did the barista go to Australia? To learn the art of ‘brewing’ down under!
What’s an Australian’s favorite dessert? A ‘pavlova’ of fun!
Why did the bread roll join a band? It wanted to be a ‘roll’ model!
How do you make a kangaroo laugh? Tell it a ‘pasta’ joke!
What do you call a chocolate bar in Australia? A ‘choco-lot’ of happiness!
Why did the avocado turn to the dark side? It wanted to be a guacamole villain!
What do you call a meal that’s a real winner? A ‘dinner’ champion!
Why was the fruit salad so popular? Because it had a-peeling taste!
What do Australians call a coffee with extra froth? A ‘cappu-chino’!
Why don’t Australians ever play hide and seek with food? Because good ‘snags’ are hard to find!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
Why do Australians love pizza? Because it’s ‘slice’ to meet you!

Australian Geography

Why is Australia so good at geography? Because it has great ‘land’-scapes!
What’s an Australian’s favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ roll in the Outback!
How do Australians stay in shape? They take a walkabout!
Why did the kangaroo start a travel agency? He wanted to hop around the world!
What do you call a map of Australia? A ‘down under’ guide!
Why did the Sydney Opera House become famous? It had a ‘note’-worthy design!
What do you call a lazy tourist in Australia? A ‘koala-fied’ traveler!
Why do Australians love their beaches? Because they bring a wave of relaxation!
What did the ocean say to Australia? Nothing, it just waved!
Why was the desert so popular in Australia? Because it really knows how to ‘sand’ out!
What do you call a windy day in Australia? A ‘breeze’ of fresh air!
Why did the kangaroo visit the city? To see the ‘hop’-tropolis!
How do Australians greet the ocean? ‘Sea’ you later!
What’s an Australian’s favorite mountain? Mount ‘Everest’ because it always rises to the top!
What do you call a road trip across Australia? A ‘drive’ of a lifetime!
Why did the platypus become a tour guide? He knew all the ‘quacky’ spots!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite city? ‘Hops-ville’!
Why did the Australian cross the road? To get to the other ‘side’ of the outback!
What do you call a lazy beach? A ‘sandy’ beach!
Why are Australia’s landmarks so friendly? Because they love to ‘rock’ the day!
What did the Australian say to the mountain? ‘You rock my world!’

Australian Sports

Why did the kangaroo start playing rugby? He wanted to be a ‘try’ scorer!
What do you call an Australian cricket player? A ‘bat’-tler!
Why was the Australian football team always invited to parties? They know how to kick it!
What do you call a kangaroo who loves basketball? A slam-dunkaroo!
Why do Australians make great athletes? They always go for the ‘gold’!
Why was the surfer so calm? He knew how to ‘ride’ the wave of life!
What did the koala say to the athlete? ‘You’re really ‘bear’-ing down!’
Why did the Aussie swimmer bring a towel? To ‘make a splash’!
What do you call a tennis match in Australia? A ‘serve’-ing of fun!
Why did the cricket ball break up with the bat? It found someone who could ‘catch’ its attention!
What do you call a sporty kangaroo? An ‘athleti-roo’!
Why was the Australian cycling team so fast? They always had a ‘pedal’ to the metal!
What do you call an Australian who loves running? A ‘dash’-ing individual!
Why did the golf ball always get invited? It knew how to ‘tee’ off a good time!
What’s an Australian’s favorite workout? ‘Downward dog’ yoga!
Why was the soccer player always calm? He knew how to keep his ‘goal’ in sight!
What do you call a kangaroo who plays baseball? A ‘catch-a-roo’!
Why do Australians love their sports? Because they always aim for the ‘hearts’!
What do you call an Australian who plays badminton? A ‘birdie’ enthusiast!
Why was the rugby player always happy? He knew how to tackle life’s challenges!
What do Australians call a fitness class? A ‘workout’ in the land of Oz!

Australian Culture

Why did the Aussie go to art school? To learn how to draw a crowd!
What do you call an Australian musician? A ‘band’-aroo!
Why do Australians love their movies? Because they’re always up for a ‘block-buster’!
What did one Aussie say to the other at the concert? ‘Let’s rock this joint!’
Why was the Australian comedian so popular? He knew how to ‘crack’ everyone up!
What do you call a movie about kangaroos? A ‘jump’-buster!
Why do Australians love their festivals? Because they always have a ‘blast’!
What’s an Australian’s favorite dance? The ‘kangaroo hop’!
Why did the Aussie writer get a book deal? He had a ‘novel’ idea!
What do you call a traditional Australian dish? A ‘culture’-l food!
Why did the Aussie stand-up comedian get a standing ovation? He was ‘pun’-believable!
What do you call a traditional Australian song? An ‘Aussie-phony’!
Why was the Australian artist so colorful? He loved to ‘paint’ the town red!
What do you call an Aussie chef? A ‘cooking kangaroo’!
Why was the Australian film so successful? It had a ‘great cast’!
What do you call an Australian dancer? A ‘ballet-roo’!
Why did the Aussie photographer win an award? He had a ‘picture-perfect’ shot!
What do you call a play about kangaroos? A ‘roo-medy’!
Why was the Australian festival always fun? It was a ‘fair-dinkum’ good time!
What do you call a trendy Australian? An ‘Aussie-vogue’!
Why did the musician start a band in Australia? He wanted to make some ‘a-maze’-ing music!